I spent 20 mins picking up bits of tobacco and discarded leaves with a some trichomes from a year old grow and then scraping more than 5 bowls and pipes and vapo's to get one ridiculous hit (was worth it at the time)
ate ten ACandC's like an idiot cause I left my cwe syringe at a friends and almost died for a shitty codeine buzz
ate 30mg of what I thought was 2c-t-2 and it ended up being 2c-p (and then stupidly eating a zopiclone to calm down AND a 5 hour energy to counter the zop and feeling retardedly drugged for two days)
tried to talk my family doctor into a weed prescription (she gave me benzos... theres something wrong with our healthcare)
let an Iranian kid who had never drank mix my drinks on my 16th birthday (he ended up filling my glass with vodka and pouring in a little bit of oj) I ended up drinking a 26er in like 45 minutes, remembering nothing and puking all the water I tried to drink
taking a hit of amber glass on a quarter of a cigarette while I was quitting weed and tob so my tolerance was low. we lived in a place that needed a spoof cause the landlords live upstairs and were against smoking. and I had to get on a plane in an hour. took the hit, couldn't find the spoof and basically just held in the hit till I absorbed the whole thing. then almost had a panic attack in the airport because I was so high.
brought weed seeds and illegal benzos and coca leaves on a plane from Honduras to Canada (and luckily didn't get caught)
fucked up a nitrous cracker so that a piece of solid nitrous bounced around on my naked chest freeze burning me while I was slumped in a nos daze. hurt like a bitch
got caught with a bunch of drugs and money from selling in front of a highschool cause a friend wanted to smoke some hash at the smokers pit.
smoking oxy for the first time in the girls bathroom with my gf (im a guy). and almost getting caught. I was nodding out and there were girls pissing and shitting on either side of me.
purposely trying to get illegally searched by the school cop on a day I sold out of weed. it worked. he never bothered me again. I also learned he doesn't search shoes... I hear people don't like the taste of my feet when they smoke lol.
going to school drunk when we had a new teacher so she didn't know if I was drunk or just dumb (I was both)
snorting a pseudofed in class of a teacher I hate and telling her that's how my doc told me to take em (just to freak her out lol. it worked. got talked to but never in trouble)
went to court and drug counselling high. and they knew. but luckily the government doesn't pay them enough to care
drank a bottle of cough syrup because I was too lazy to extract it (loved dex, always do pure). found out why most people hate syrup.
ate 1200 morning glory seeds first time cause I didn't think they would be that intense. had the worst nausea but didn't puke. most euphoric ever but the next day was hell.
ate 75ish mg of what my buddy bought as mdma.. found out it was bath salts later.. didn't sleep for 5 days off that single oral dose.
ate nutmeg powder. twice.
edit: mine should be called stupid shit I did to get high
that's about it. I know people who have done way dumber shit too. some people should not have access to drugs. including teenaged me.
