Off Topic Thread ver. Maybe you should beat off to your own ass?

[up all night]

Cool story, Hansel.

 

[vanth]

It is not windy here. I was told it would be very windy. I am disappointed.

I don't think I've ever rolled a joint and I'm pretty ancient. I've tried to roll one a few times and it was really terrible. I'm more than happy to hand it over to anyone who says "Here, let me do it".

 

[silentangst]

Tomorrow, When The War Began out September 2nd. I'm going to have to watch it, regardless of shittyness.

 

[lostpunk5545]

I'm not going to. I've decided that besides in a few exceptional cases movie versions are only for arseholes who can't read. I've seen the preview, it will not be an exceptional case.

See I could go to my parents' house, climb into the roof, bring down my favourite childhood possessions and piss all over them. It seems like a retarded idea though leaving them all stained and covered in urine.

 

[silentangst]

That's a good theory.

 

[miss_goody2shoes]

yeah sexy naked DSL is where it's at
i'm too sexy for my modem..

we might be going to watch Inception at Gold Class on weekend. well hopefully- not my gold class voucher so not my choice really =p
I've heard good things bout said movie. something about people eating people's dreams right?

what would a dream taste like
apart from the obvious Cadbury white chocolate Dream..
my dreams would taste all odd- like banana split with BBQ sauce drizzled on top

 

[Busty St Clare]

I had a dream that about Kepil Dev last night. The man hasn't played cricket for India in almost 25 years for fuck sake. I was supposed to give a cricket bat to someone at a prize giving and thought the inscription that I meant to read out to the crowd was naff so I just handed him the bat. I can still see the look of contempt he gave me. He would have fucked Leonardo right up.

True story.

NSFW:

 

[miss_goody2shoes]

now i'm gonna go to bed all hot and blothered
what a dreamboat lol

 

[ch0psy]

all my fantasy trades are done for this week

for someone who has no idea with AFL, i think i have done well...

Well i beat xcidium... he was shit...

 

[NickyJ]

Everyone beats xcidium, one way or another.

 

[up all night]

 

[lostNfound]

^ you're new crush?

 

[up all night]

Sexy, huh.

 

[lostNfound]

No doubt. I'm jealous.

 

[baysieguy1]

Thanks baysieguy1, I'm going to try that in a half quantity.

I'm pretty sure my yeast is too old anyway.

Hey Klue, did you try it out?

 

[Klue]

^ Nope, I'm fucking sick of cooking. I spent 3 hours today fucking cooking. I did a traditional Italian ragu alla bollognaise... tomorrow I'm getting a fucking pizza, or at least frozen pies :D

 

[silentangst]

tomorrow I'm getting a fucking pizza

Gving in?

...:D

 

[Klue]

Nah, not giving in. Just that why would you spend so many hours in the kitchen just to feed one mouth. If I was cooking for a number of people I could justify the amount of time. I mean, I even fucking peeled the tomatoes, you ever peeled a tomato before???

 

[silentangst]

I can't stand tomatoes, so no. And I agree with your logic, that's why I call Pizza Hut. They cook for many mouths.

 

[astrosmurf]

I mean, I even fucking peeled the tomatoes, you ever peeled a tomato before???

You say that like it's a hard thing?
Cut an 'X' through the skin at the top and bottom, put the tomatoes in a bowl of boiling water and after a few minutes the skins will just peel straight off!