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After researching it a bit on the internet, I purchased an ounce of Kratom from a popular online vendor.
To my surprise, the powder turned out to be the driest substance I've ever seen. You'd consume more moisture by eating your own hair. If you were to eat this shit straight up, it would expand in your stomach and you'd explode. It's drier than talcum powder.
The instructions called for straining it through cheesecloth or something, but being the lazy ass that I am, I just poured 14 grams of it into a glass of piping hot water and stirred vigorously.
Kratom smells terrible, kind of like lawn clippings. Its texture reminds me of the muddy crap on the bottom of a lake. It tends to settle into layers, with the nastiest brown crap being on the bottom. Again, it's dry; there's no way you can add enough water to make this into a drink and not a meal.
And it tastes God awful. It's extremely bitter, like most other opiates. Perhaps if you mixed an opiate with dirt and grass from your lawn, you'd understand what Kratom tastes like. It makes your mouth a little numb.
After consuming this poisonous brew, I experienced some nausea, which was certainly due to the taste. This subsided quickly.
By T+20 minutes, I was feeling the effects start to come on. This was different from a normal opiate come-up; the physical manifestations of the high were not yet apparent. I just found myself smiling and being happy for no reason.
By T+1 hour, it felt very obviously like an opiate. It's warm and cozy, and feels a lot like 20-30mg of hydrocodone. In fact, it would be hard for me to differentiate between the two drugs. I have no clue what Kratom may do for pain relief, however.
By T+3 hours, the good feelings were starting to wear off. However, I was far from baseline. I felt agitated, slightly nauseous, and I may have had a headache. My friends seemed to talk a mile a minute about total nonsense, which was annoying me greatly. I lay down and simple wanted to sleep.
For the next five hours, I felt fuzzy and a bit drugged out. Once I got away from the babbling of my idiot friends, lying down and closing my eyes felt very good, and I could still feel some lingering sensations of opiation. I had pinpoint pupils until the next day, enough for my girlfriend to comment on who had no idea I was on Kratom.
At T+5 hours, I tried eating some pizza, but got a vicious wave of nausea. This is very extreme for me, as I have never thrown up from drugs or alcohol in my life. If someone had merely tapped me on the back, I would have projectile vomited all of the pizzeria patrons; this was the closest I have ever come to throwing up from a drug. I had to utilize all of my brainpower into not throwing up. Once it passed, I felt better for the rest of the night.
Kratom was a positive experience. I'd recommend it to any fan of opiates that can withstand some nausea. The high felt incredibly good for being a legal drug. It only cost me $5 plus shipping to have a day-long opiate high.
I put the rest of my Kratom in coffee filters and poured hot water over them. The result is a foul tasting liter of tea that will probably get me just as high. I recommend this method unless you like mowing your lawn with your teeth.
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To my surprise, the powder turned out to be the driest substance I've ever seen. You'd consume more moisture by eating your own hair. If you were to eat this shit straight up, it would expand in your stomach and you'd explode. It's drier than talcum powder.
The instructions called for straining it through cheesecloth or something, but being the lazy ass that I am, I just poured 14 grams of it into a glass of piping hot water and stirred vigorously.
Kratom smells terrible, kind of like lawn clippings. Its texture reminds me of the muddy crap on the bottom of a lake. It tends to settle into layers, with the nastiest brown crap being on the bottom. Again, it's dry; there's no way you can add enough water to make this into a drink and not a meal.
And it tastes God awful. It's extremely bitter, like most other opiates. Perhaps if you mixed an opiate with dirt and grass from your lawn, you'd understand what Kratom tastes like. It makes your mouth a little numb.
After consuming this poisonous brew, I experienced some nausea, which was certainly due to the taste. This subsided quickly.
By T+20 minutes, I was feeling the effects start to come on. This was different from a normal opiate come-up; the physical manifestations of the high were not yet apparent. I just found myself smiling and being happy for no reason.
By T+1 hour, it felt very obviously like an opiate. It's warm and cozy, and feels a lot like 20-30mg of hydrocodone. In fact, it would be hard for me to differentiate between the two drugs. I have no clue what Kratom may do for pain relief, however.
By T+3 hours, the good feelings were starting to wear off. However, I was far from baseline. I felt agitated, slightly nauseous, and I may have had a headache. My friends seemed to talk a mile a minute about total nonsense, which was annoying me greatly. I lay down and simple wanted to sleep.
For the next five hours, I felt fuzzy and a bit drugged out. Once I got away from the babbling of my idiot friends, lying down and closing my eyes felt very good, and I could still feel some lingering sensations of opiation. I had pinpoint pupils until the next day, enough for my girlfriend to comment on who had no idea I was on Kratom.
At T+5 hours, I tried eating some pizza, but got a vicious wave of nausea. This is very extreme for me, as I have never thrown up from drugs or alcohol in my life. If someone had merely tapped me on the back, I would have projectile vomited all of the pizzeria patrons; this was the closest I have ever come to throwing up from a drug. I had to utilize all of my brainpower into not throwing up. Once it passed, I felt better for the rest of the night.
Kratom was a positive experience. I'd recommend it to any fan of opiates that can withstand some nausea. The high felt incredibly good for being a legal drug. It only cost me $5 plus shipping to have a day-long opiate high.
I put the rest of my Kratom in coffee filters and poured hot water over them. The result is a foul tasting liter of tea that will probably get me just as high. I recommend this method unless you like mowing your lawn with your teeth.
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