lounge rap battle

It does in my voice
maybe not in yours
but we be in different countries
so I shall show you the door
 
I masturbate
As well as enunciate

*Whips up funky drum beat*

*Holds out drumsticks*

*Drops them*
 
EADD is the forum to be.
But I guess nobody in the lounge takes notice of me.

So before you mouth off and fire into brownz.
Let me tell you your all a bunch of clowns.

:p :p ;) ;)
 
hey breakzhabit i didnt know you could rap
i put words together comeing out like crap
i know my spelling gets you all in a tizzy
makes you see read and gettin all dizzy....

alright in my defense i would like to say that im high on energy drink and most definetly i would not usually post something here. why did my ghetto ass sister get the mc skillz while i got the loves to read book skills and numbchuck skillz.
 
If you lookin for hotties BL is the place
We be bumpin the nudies while we're bumpin the bass
Throw me the cracker, we got nangs by the case
Better watch out 'fore you get plur on your face.

Lefty likes his ladies of that hot asian persuasion
DD got his BL girl on a permanent vacation
JJ gets those east coast hoes without no hesitation
And Finder rocks the midwest bitches without no complication

We be whorin it up in the lounge night and day
We ladies so hot you'll be wantin to stay
'til your postcount's 10000 and your hair's goin gray
Shit, we rocked Wigga and he's fuckin gay

So holla bitches, kitty be rockin this joint.


=D


And I should also put in a word for my favorite nerdcore song EVAR:

Obey the Moderator by Optimus Rhyme

I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the administrators of the community and blah blah blah. I accept.

Hey, listen up newbie
We gotta get a few things straight
Who these people are, that can wait
This my board, my world, my space
I wrote every rule you gotta read ‘em ok
Cool, I guess that’s it, man we’re straight
And if you need something I’ll be up kinda late Like two
See that’s when it gets bad
People start flaming and everybody’s mad
That’s when I gotta bust out the ban
Trust me man, some of these people just can’t stand one another
So I gotta cover up a scandal
Nah dude I can’t let you know my AIM handle

Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
If you can’t stay on topic, you got it
If I wanna lock it there’s no way you can stop me
Confident and cocky, the cubicle jockey

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook ‘em up with handles and float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I’ll nullify your password man

My sig’s kinda big but it’s tasteful
Might blink a bit, 80k, there’s no way that I be wasteful
People get hateful but hey, it ain’t new to me
It can get crazy in this community
Dude you gotta unlock your caps
Never argue, I better walk you straight through the facts
Even then they never relax, it’s all grudges
from six months back, still nobody budges

The worst - hackers, scum of the earth
Attack us and laugh as we back up with work
But whatever, I’ve got an upgrade up my sleeve
Trade off sleep for new security
That’s part of the job I don’t mind it
And if you break a rule better believe that I’ll be the one to find it
I’m tracking down every last duplicate account
I’m on my way to admin, there’s never been a doubt

I see that you are new to the community
And soon to be In trouble until proven
So you really should be listening

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook ‘em up with handles and float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I’ll nullify your password man

edit: apparently i can't type... :p :D
 
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When it comes to chavvin' out my boy Brownz got ya beat
That guy even has Burberry print tattooed on his feet
He likes to get fucked and hop on the internet
Thenhe's ;liek//internetstga;mhb://pealsehelpin!ternstasrwte!
No need for 10 new threads a day, mate. Lay off the piss!
For a guy who hates the Lounge no way he'll let us forget he exists.

:D
 
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Just look at all the Lounge ho's and it's easy to see,
There ain't no need to pay for 'net porn when you get it for free.
It's not like I don't love to peep a sizzlin' rack,
But I'm all out of tissues, wait a minute, I'll be black.
 
kitd: Mad props! You've got more skills than the rest of these chumps. :D
 
I don't hate - I just tell it like it is, nukka!

And you KNOW DIS'!! :D
 
junglejuice said:
Oh man kitty, that song was hilarious!

:D



awesome x10! :D

I was gonna try to come up with something, but after that everyone here is just going to get boo'd off stage!
 
I know she only did the first part; that's what I was referring to. The part about McWigga is the best!
 
Ok, cool. Just checkin'. I thought JJ was talking about the song. Like I said, her rhymes were def. hot! :D
 
Well, at least they're teaching you something over there in school.. :D
 
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