Time Wasters - Ways to Entertain Your Wasted Brain

[Felixonapedestal]

For those of a fluffy disposition

 

[andythetwig]

java emulator of original arcade roms, simple and easy to play.

http://www.gagaplay.com/jemu2/index.html

 

[duck_racer]

Christmas badgers :D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/santabadger.html

 

[tambourine-man]

java emulator of original arcade roms, simple and easy to play.

http://www.gagaplay.com/jemu2/index.html

mucho retro fun

cheers

 

[andythetwig]

another banned episode of south park... tom cruise won't come out of the closet

http://www.thecloset.notlong.com/

also featuring R Kelly and his amazing R&B soap opera roadshow,

http://top40.about.com/od/trivia/a/trappedcloset.htm

 

[completeki]

another banned episode of south park... tom cruise won't come out of the closet

http://www.thecloset.notlong.com/

also featuring R Kelly and his amazing R&B soap opera roadshow,

http://top40.about.com/od/trivia/a/trappedcloset.htm

that episode wasnt banned, maybe here, but not in the states...

 

[andythetwig]

>> Cruising for a bruising <<
South park goads Tom "litigious" Cruise

South Park had a new episode pulled from
British TV. Trapped In The Closet involved Tom
Cruise locking himself in Stan's closet, with
the phrase "Tom Cruise won't come out of the
closet" repeated 28 times during the show.

At one point, ex-wife Nicole Kidman was portrayed
trying to coax him out, saying, "It's time for you
to come out of the closet, Tom. You're not
fooling anyone." The final line of the show is
Tom telling the "South Park" kids "I'm gonna
sue you! I'm gonna sue you in England!"

care of popbitch, and who give a shit about the states? this is EDD!

 

[PinholeStar]

http://www.game-oldies.com/

One of the greatest sites on the internet.

I hereby declare myself the winner of this thread.

 

[tambourine-man]

^
Yup, pretty cool site!

Better yet, it even has Duke Nukem 3D!!!!

 

[Rasclatt]

maze game level 4 is farkin impossiblehttp://poststuff2.entensity.net/020606/flash.php?flash=maze.swf

 

[Evad]

http://scenta.co.uk/games/whats_that_song.cfm

pretty fun game

 

[andythetwig]

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.
He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,
"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."



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The bartender says, "You are now ... that was a barbitchyouate"

 

[tambourine-man]

OK, I have been off work for the last 4 months and have spent some of it wasting time on games... so you will now profit from my laziness!

I'll post as and when I recall them:

Remember "Wings Of Fury" on the Amiga? Well there's an online, homage version... complete with screaming Japs as you bomb the islands with your little plane. Comes complete with crappy collision detection... just like the original.

WINGS OF FURY: http://games.rastaduck.org/WingsOfFury/WingsOfFury.html

 

[tambourine-man]

Get the paper ball in the basket by compensating for the fan speed.

THROW PAPER: http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

 

[tambourine-man]

Fly through the field, and avoid the cubes. Best played while really really high.

CUBEFIELD: http://www.digyourowngrave.com/cube-field-flash-game/

 

[tambourine-man]

Build your own scalectrix and then race around it (2 player or Vs comp).

RALLY TROPHY: http://rally.jowood.com/rally.html

 

[tambourine-man]

Make words out of letters. Sounds incredibly boring... but it's quite addictive.

BOOKWORM: http://www.popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=bookworm

 

[tambourine-man]

Kill the evil sprouts. Funny.

ATTACK OF THE SPROUTS: http://www.eyegas.com/xmas05/

 

[tambourine-man]

One for when you're reaaaallly high.

3D-SF CAVE: http://jayisgames.com/archives/2005/05/3d-sf_cave.php

 

[tambourine-man]

If you have any acid lying around, take it, and then 'play' this programme. It's called 99 rooms. It's not so much a game, as most of the 'solutions' are straight-forward, mostly requiring a brush of the poinr, or a click/drag. Dead easy! But it's the interactive elements that make it awesome... look out for the eerie graffiti.

May lead to a bad trip - you've been warned.

99 ROOMS: http://99rooms.terracontent.de/99rooms/99rooms.html