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05-08-2001, 02:47
hey there, im flying to another country soon and i thought of this...
i was planning on taking 5-6 pills with me and tape them to an intimate area of my body.. i'd feel uncomfortable with having them in my luggage..
im going alone and wont look like a bad party kid so i wont really give them a reason to search me.. and if they wanted to find the pills, they'd have to tough me real good down there..
even if it might sound funky, taping them to my balls seems to be the best way (and no, i dont care about the little pain when pulling it off http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif )
it wont even create a visible bulge (as its very very small) and can hardly be felt..
security isnt very hard there either i think..
buying there is _not_ an option, tell me what you think about this..
i was also wondering if it would do the pills any bad if they are taped to my body in a mini ziploc or plastic foil for 3-4 hours (temperature)
if you have any experiences or recommendations regarding this, i'd greatly appreciate any input on the subject...
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05-08-2001, 03:16
Tape em to the inside of your boxers\underwear.
They can't do anything but a weapons pat without reasonable cause.

Infinite Jest
05-08-2001, 04:23
The only thing I can think of is: what if they have sniffer dogs? I know the last two international airports I flew into, security ran dogs past my luggage about 3 times. I was standing right by the luggage, so if I'd had anything on me, I'd *guess* that the dogs would have smelt it.
Do you think there'd be sniffer dogs there? If yes, then I wouldn't risk it. If no, then I don't see anything wrong with your plan. But it also seems like a hell of a risk just to roll a couple of times.

05-08-2001, 04:36
never seen any dogs around there.. and IF i should see some, i can always go to the toilet and get rid of the stuff..

05-08-2001, 05:32
6 pills are small....wrap em in saran wrap and shove em up your rectum hole.

05-08-2001, 05:52
you can try wrapping the pills, in a ballon or saran wrap, then heat up some candle wax, dip them in the wax, that'll cover up any odour problems. You could also wrap them like before then take some axle grease or some other product with s strong odour and cover the first wrapped layer, then rewrap it, as not to get the shit every where. GOODLUCK

05-08-2001, 12:57
Funny, cuz I was at the airport and we were late for our flight, and I totally forgot that I had 10 of them in my luggage. I ran down to the restroom nervous as hell and decided to put them down my pants, right at around the elastic to the middle of my underwear, then I just said fuck it, I'm late for my flight. Nevertheless, I walked through the sensors and nothing happend. They were in a little baggy, but other than the little discomfort it was fine, but then again it was only a short flight to Vegas. I think you should be fine though. Good Luck!
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05-08-2001, 13:40
Get the travel size packets of tylenol or aspirin (only two in a plastic pouch) and carefully pry them open at a seam. Replace the tylenol or other pills with two of the same size and shape E pills and reseal it with a little crazy glue. During this time, do not handle anything that you will be packing with them. Leave them around for a day or two. Usually when sniffer dogs catch onto a trail, it's because after handling the substance, people usually them pack them away right then and there and you will transfer the substance still on your hand to the rest of the items packed and also on the suitcase itself. Some dogs can detect only one molecule or mole of a substance in the air. Wear a glove, pack the packet with the E into a toletry bag in between other normal tylenol, aspirin, soap, tooth paste, etc....just make sure you do not handle the E containing packet with the same hand surface you handle the rest of your luggage with. This may sound a little overboard, but I have walked past many dogs in the international terminals with 5 or 6 packets containg 2 pills each of E in my case without the slightest peep from them. As long as you have many regular pill containing packets around them, even the x-ray will not be able to distinguish them. At least it works for me.
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "city fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this DJDannyUhOh?"
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05-08-2001, 20:05
maybe i could cover the whole plastic baggy with thin liquid sillicone... that should seal it 100%.. afterwards i could wash it with rub alcohol and then tape it to my body..
how does this sound?

05-08-2001, 20:15
about what dj_quantum said...
i know it sounds gross, but it could work very well http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif

05-08-2001, 20:35
yeah i've read the book and seen the movie..
but if i cover up the smell 100% and make it impossible to be felt, even if they touch my whole body - HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA FIND OUT? http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif

05-08-2001, 20:36
What a bunch of bad advice. This has been discussed before. First of all, contrary to popular belief, plastic wraps and baggies are permeable, meaning that smells can come through. You may not smell it, but a dog sure could.
Buying or possessing drugs in your own country has its risks, but take them across international borders and you are playing with fire.
My advice is not to do it.
"the pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple" Oscar Wilde

05-08-2001, 21:24
true, its always a bad idea.. but why not take the risk?
many people do this quite frequently, even with bigger amounts...
putting it in two condoms and 'plugging' it sounds good to me..

05-08-2001, 22:59
Customs can search anyone they like: no need to show due cause.
Customs can search anywhere they like. Inside your underwear, up your bum, ANYWHERE.
Dogs trained to sniff out drugs can detect the odor even if they're sealed in airtight plastic inside the fuel tank of a car!
So, you might get away with it but there is a real risk that you will get caught. Ten pill is enough in some jurisdictions to get you several years in prison.
Fortunately, you will be used to having things stuffed up your butt.

05-08-2001, 23:02
do you agree that without dogs, they will never find out? if i should see dogs i can get rid of the pills..

sharp sense
05-08-2001, 23:43
it depends when you look like a fucking creackhead, you'll get caught anyway http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif

06-08-2001, 01:39
DJDannyUhOh said:
"Some dogs can detect only one molecule or mole of a substance in the air"
hmm.. well.. 1 molecule or 6.023x10^23 molecules? there's a big difference between a molecule and a mole http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif

06-08-2001, 02:20
Yeah, tape 'em to your nuts.
Think about it. Most dogs sniff peoples crotches anyways, so if one of the dogs happens to stick its nose where it doesn't belong, just shuffle away modestly and give the owner an understanding look. The officer will probably smack its K-9 in the snout and mumble an apology.
They might be trained but they're still just dogs. Oh, and remember to shave first, your scrotum will thank you later.
(This sagely advice brought to you in part by)

06-08-2001, 02:49
Think about it. Most dogs sniff peoples crotches anyways
haha.. true.. though they usually start to bark when they find something http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/wink.gif

Oh, and remember to shave first, your scrotum will thank you later.
i always do http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif

06-08-2001, 08:33
On an atomic level, 10^23 is not a big difference.
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "city fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this DJDannyUhOh?"

fast a
06-08-2001, 12:31
Just be cool. The chance of you being serched is extreamly unlikely. I have travelled between Africa, Europe and the US many times and though I was never carring pills, I have never been serched or even questioned. Keep them on you though because one never knows what happens to the bags you check through.
Where are you off to? We are all trusting it is not some hard core anti drug country.
Hard House & E. Yes please!!
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06-08-2001, 13:36
ibiza http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif
they dont care much...

06-08-2001, 13:49
Infinity, if someone else had posted this thread you'd have shot them down for being so stupid to think they could smuggle dreugs through a busy airport and not get caught (duh).

06-08-2001, 14:01
hmm.. no idea why you think that..
if i wouldnt agree with it, i wouldnt post it myself
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06-08-2001, 14:05
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06-08-2001, 15:52
I don't know what's more stupid - trying to smuggle pills into ibiza or worrying about finding them there?

Addicted to Bass
06-08-2001, 16:04
when a sniffer dog smells *insert drug here* through a snap lock bag its usualy only very fine residue left on the outside of the baggie or the locking divise or even residue on your fingers if you havnt washed yet. its easy to avoid just use NEW snap lock bags and put them inside several layers of baggies, and you should be alright!

06-08-2001, 16:30
hey there. Obviously you have some good answers here. When I did it, I did the prescription med bottle filled with other legit pills that were the same size/color as the e. Worked fine. I just wanted to mention something else: I have had my luggage blacklight scanned for residue. They rub it down with something that smells like acetone and place it under a blacklight. This was the only time I got really nervous at customs. My knees were shaking so badly, I just thought that everyone could tell I was buckling under pressure. They asked me tons of questions, let the dogs roam all around me and just kept scanning and scanning, but in the end - nothing. Maybe you should vaccuum the outside of your bags? Has anybody else ever heard of this? I found it very odd. I was leavig LA - international flight.

06-08-2001, 16:55
it's not like me to voice a strong opinion but i can't believe you're willing to risk a very long time in prison for the sake of 5-6 pills... you're going to IBIZA??? get 'em there... easy peasy. it really is, i've been. i can tell you where to go if you like only i don't think that sort of things allowed on this board is it?
anyway, don't do it, it aint worth it.
"work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching"

Bren IRL
06-08-2001, 17:04
Yeah Infinity - Just buy a tester and buy pills in Ibiza.. meet some people and im sure you know who you can trust..
Anyways the airports in the baleric islands are not like major airports (frankfurt, heathrow etc) they are allot smaller and the security isnt as tight so im sure you can do it..
I was on a school trip in paris last december and we brought back Hash from Charless De Gaulle to Dublin Intl.
this girl put it in her top and nothin was said.. it could have been pills and nothing would have happened..
Just make sure to dress well etc. and when customs officers ask you those questions be mad polite and all that, you should be fine..
Untimetly its your call tho, have fun & best of luck!

06-08-2001, 17:09
I don't know what's more stupid - trying to smuggle pills into ibiza or worrying about finding them there?
sinthetic, i agree that finding pills there is not an issue - though there is a big chance of getting bunk stuff (telling some spanish guy i want to use my ez-test to see if the pills are mdma wont be that easy for me - and i dont know how they will react) and paying high prices... and i can get busted there too..
if i take my stuff, i know i have the real deal at a nice price.

06-08-2001, 17:48
On an atomic level, 10^23 is not a big difference.
DJDannyUhOh: 1 molocule & 602300000000000000000000 (6.023 * 10^23)
molocules is a big differance, especialy at the atomic level.

06-08-2001, 20:48
make friends with peeps, dammit! hang out, be social, meet some locals, meet some brits, meet some spaniards, meet some GERMANS! you're going on holiday man. the best part of hanging in new countries, especially party towns, is meeting new peeps and partying with them!!!!!!!!
finding shtuff should not be that big of an issue. don't risk taking sand to the beach http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/wink.gif

06-08-2001, 21:10
true.. i will inform you of what i did when im there http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif

06-08-2001, 21:14
How about wrapping it around on the top of your penis and let your foreskin cover the rest, then when you get on the plane unload there? just a suggestion since alot of ppl do crazy stuff to smuggle drugs overseas

06-08-2001, 23:19
My $0.02:
#1 You have no rights at international borders. You can be strip searched at random (this happened to a friend of mine in Vancouver).
#2 Dogs must be given an order to sniff a bag. They dont just sit there picking scents out of the air. Thats why on your body is the best bet.
#3 There is a 99% chance that you will get away with it and a 1% chance that your life will be seriously fucked.

06-08-2001, 23:53
99% doesn't sound too bad... i wouldnt even call it a risk - looks fool proof

06-08-2001, 23:54
and K3, i agree, people do lots of crazy stuff.. i.e. swallow condoms filled with drugs (which rip on the plane and they fuck up)

Infinite Jest
07-08-2001, 09:16
Can't quite believe you want to take pills to Ibiza - how 'bout: buy a small amount of pills, then test them in your hotel - if they are duds you've lost a bit of money, but it's better than being caught in possession. Or, try to convince the dealers to let you test them.
If you have to go thru customs, what about swallowing a condom? Even if it burst, you'd only get 5-6 pills worth of MDMA, which would fuck you up but hardly kill you - right?

07-08-2001, 11:44
1) Don't do it
2) Not worth it
3) Getting drugs in Ibiza (involuntary shudder) would be about as hard as walking into any local cafe, and saying, in your obviously excellent english- "Do you know where i can get some e's". Take directions, buy a pill at the extremely low price offered, test it, and come back for more if they are good.
4) Repeat process.
And smuggling pills through international borders is ridiculous unless you are smuggling enough to make the risk worthwhile, ie SHITLOADS.
Dont be a fool.

07-08-2001, 11:49
Pills cost 7,500pesetas in Ibiza...that's about £23...a few pills is a fair bit of money:-)

Dont be a fool.
Think it's a bit late for that :-)
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07-08-2001, 15:46
when i was in ibiza last year it was about £8 per pill, not expensive (although more expensive than London).
and 99% sounds good until you think how bad it will be if you ARE unlucky and one of the 1%... you'll be in prison, probably a spanish one for a long time.
do like everyone says, buy a couple, test 'em and buy more if good. that's what we did except we didn't have a test kit so tested 'em by eating 'em... but the principal is the same.
"work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching"

07-08-2001, 15:49
VolcanoPreston, what gave you the idea of 7500ptas ?

07-08-2001, 16:11
Cos that is how much they cost.

07-08-2001, 16:42
hmm i remember pills being about $12-15
were you in san antonio?

07-08-2001, 16:50

07-08-2001, 17:14
thought so http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/smile.gif

07-08-2001, 17:18
They were very strong as I recall.

07-08-2001, 17:32
were you offered them in public? (theres a huge place at the sea with cafes+bars and stuff where black people sell gold chains and other things, i remember some dealers being around there)
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07-08-2001, 17:46
I didn't buy them, a friend got them.