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Australian Social/ U.S. Social gift exchange

DirtySanchez

DirtySanchez

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There are two separate yet equal social entities that inhabit this message board. Although these two entities don't always see eye to eye (or foot to eye since you are on the bottom end of the world) it is the holiday season and is time we exchange our gifts to one another.
I have to offer you:
1)O.J. Simpson- we have had our fill of him
2)A half empty pack of Marlboro's
3)A flamin' red hot case of Herpes
4)Texas- didn't need it anyways
So that is my list. What do you have for the gift exchange.
 
You can have the crocodile hunters wife back for a start, we all wish she never left the US in the first place, hopefully he might follow her.
 
Actually here's a few
-Don Lane (We enjoyed him for a while but its time he went home)
-The great Aussie sicky (I had a spare one lying around so thought you may like it)
-Cricket (Its been fucking with our minds for a centruy now, time for you to try and work it out)
 
I'll be happy to add a present to the list.
- Fosters Beer, we should add our finest Australian brew to the stocking.
Such a lovely drop ;)
 
Seasons greetings and such :) ..
Johnny Howard: he's all too happy to play the american line.
10,000 litres of unsaleable Dr. Pepper (it never caught on down here).
  • Johnny Howard: he's all too happy to play the american line.
  • 10,000 litres of unsaleable Dr. Pepper (it never caught on down here).
  • Some odd bits and pieces that fell out of the sky with NASA and Spacelab written on them.
  • Several hundered kilograms of radioactive material that's been floating around our hemisphere.
  • Greg Norman - he's all used up now and you essentially had him anyway..
  • The phrase: "Go Russel Go"
  • 20,000 unsold Sydney 2000 postcards.
  • Some old "It's a knockout" tapes.
  • A really cold beer for that stinking hot christmas dinner.
Have fun - and a happy new year :)
 
Can you give us the receipt for Texas so we can exchange it for something better? :)
You can have the terms "sheila" and "ay"... and all the h's that we leave off the start of our words!
 
I donate the greatest invention of all time, the VICTA fucking lawnmower. Weild this tool wisely my childeren.

A sense of humour that includes irony and subtlety.

Some Kangaroos with fitted saddles

Applesbliss... Because the vice cops will probably deport him back anyway

The crocadile hunter... Because the fucking animals here need some peace from his incessant prodding and dickhead behaviour

Tasmania. It's full of cute animals and conservative people. I think it would look great floating just off Florida.

Photos of Australia that do not include:
a) The outback or Uluru (or Ayers rock for the white supremacists)
b) The Sydney harbour bridge and Opera House

The word: Arse. Please replace 'ass' with it henceforth.

A bucket of red dirt.
 
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20 dead KhaNdy-kiDs with their glowsticks still shoved...
400 grams of pure...
...PLUR.
J.Midro.
Oceanboy. (not that we don't love him. but it's just that where ever that 400 grams of PLUR goes, he goes with it.)
[ 13 December 2001: Message edited by: Shadow ]
 
We'll swap you WA for texas, at least texas has oil :)
But we get to keep monkey mia :p
I think you yanks could do with some humility too ;)
Ummm, you can have all your repeats of the brady bunch and M*A*S*H too.
 
How about we trade you a bag of our most deadly insects and snakes for a bag of your most deadly insects and snakes. Then we'll see who's tougher... ;)
 
Werd to Thoth, that man knows where it's at.
They can have ALL that, and they can have my dumbshit hick neighbours too, I'm sure another few hicks in a country with many wouldn't go astray.
Btw Sanchez, we don't want your herpes. Doesn't Thailand usually take that?
-plaz out-
 
Hmm....I don't know which board I belong to....I live in Australia but spend most of my time in the North American Social Forum.
 
U can have all those fucking annoying kangaroos that hop around everywhere in the city!
They chew at your luggage at the airport, disrupt traffic on our bridge and spread horrible rumours everywhere!!!
 
You can have our Holden Monaro, and we will take your big, fuel drinking, too bloody big American Trucks!
No one wants a Monaro anyway!
 
*pssst* the monaro's just a 2 door kingswood/commodore ;)
Sorry to ruin the illusion for anyone who actually likes them :)
 
Okay, my gift to Australia is that I promise not to ruin your Survivor Africa thread with spoilers. Well, that's probably not much of a gift, but I also voted to remove the USA flag and add the Australian flag icon. Cause I am just that type of guy.
In return, I would like some Australian women. Please send some my way. :D
"red rover, red rover, send miss apple right over!"
 
A free gift, with nothing wanted in return:
-Several Aussie Bluelighters to post in the US social forum... it needs all the help it can get.
Free because I'd rather that than a trade ;)
 
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