haste
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Once upon a time - in a far away land, down in the deep urban jungle known as the Broady - there lived a man, known only as Haste. A simple man he was who didn't ask for much out of life - just for his friends to turn up - I mean is this too much too ask!!!
So in his impatient rage he was visited upon by an angel, an angel by the name of Sam Cougar. Immediatly he was awestruck by the angels majestic beauty - was this a dream - could there be such beauty in this god forsaken land. He approached with extreme caution for he had gone through a similiar experience before - a so-called angel by the name of Three Pipers - an imposter if he had ever seen one.
"Who is this that comes before me and dares interupt my slumber" Haste asked
"I have come to you, from a land of heavenly beauty, I have come to you to offer you a gift - a gift of happiness and drunkeness" replied Sammy (sheesshhh I'm too pissed so we are on first name basis now)
"A gift you say - I have nothing to loose for my friends have not turned up (slack bastards) - so I will partake of this heavenly gift"
At this point in time Sammy, quicker than the blink of an eye he produced his side kick Coca Cola (Coke to his friends) and they proceeded to perform and old and forgotten ritual. Haste was in total amazement watched how they, before his very eyes, in some psychedilic vision, became as one. Their vehicle of transport was known only as.......ummmmmmm glass (oh ok I can't think of a name), hang on...ummmm chalice hehhehe. Haste knew instictively to grasp the chalice - for it was begging him to partake of this gift that had been presented.
Does he partake of the gift.......? Does he wait for his friends to arrive? Or does he go and do the dish's and finish off the quilt he started many moons ago? What will this poor and simple man do?
Muuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee.... miiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!! he cried in desperation at the choices he has been left with. Damn those slack bastards - he grabs it firm like a man (the chalice you perverts) and partakes of the gift - it hits him like no other - his whole world is in a spin - so intense is the feeling that he falls in a heap in the corner.
What will become of him?
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"Well, me don't swim too tough so me don't go in the water too deep."-July, 1975 Bob Marley
So in his impatient rage he was visited upon by an angel, an angel by the name of Sam Cougar. Immediatly he was awestruck by the angels majestic beauty - was this a dream - could there be such beauty in this god forsaken land. He approached with extreme caution for he had gone through a similiar experience before - a so-called angel by the name of Three Pipers - an imposter if he had ever seen one.
"Who is this that comes before me and dares interupt my slumber" Haste asked
"I have come to you, from a land of heavenly beauty, I have come to you to offer you a gift - a gift of happiness and drunkeness" replied Sammy (sheesshhh I'm too pissed so we are on first name basis now)
"A gift you say - I have nothing to loose for my friends have not turned up (slack bastards) - so I will partake of this heavenly gift"
At this point in time Sammy, quicker than the blink of an eye he produced his side kick Coca Cola (Coke to his friends) and they proceeded to perform and old and forgotten ritual. Haste was in total amazement watched how they, before his very eyes, in some psychedilic vision, became as one. Their vehicle of transport was known only as.......ummmmmmm glass (oh ok I can't think of a name), hang on...ummmm chalice hehhehe. Haste knew instictively to grasp the chalice - for it was begging him to partake of this gift that had been presented.
Does he partake of the gift.......? Does he wait for his friends to arrive? Or does he go and do the dish's and finish off the quilt he started many moons ago? What will this poor and simple man do?
Muuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee.... miiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!! he cried in desperation at the choices he has been left with. Damn those slack bastards - he grabs it firm like a man (the chalice you perverts) and partakes of the gift - it hits him like no other - his whole world is in a spin - so intense is the feeling that he falls in a heap in the corner.
What will become of him?
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"Well, me don't swim too tough so me don't go in the water too deep."-July, 1975 Bob Marley