oh no. the *BUMP* is back..
*bump* *bump*
Anyway. Yeah. Wow, I should have thought of this one. That means that if, over the course of the whole 'operation', 50,000 people around the world, send in a pill. That means they get up front $1,200,000 dollars (based on $24 per test) in "testing fees" and 50,000 pills being sent to their doorstep.
(sarcsm meter running off chart here)
OF COURSE, the U.S. (or ANY) government is gonna hove NO trouble (no trouble whatsoever) in allowing illicit substances to be 'smuggled' into their country via way of envelope and registered mail system... hell, the posties could peak while they deliver the goods. Its illegal enough when its domestic, but it gets a whole lot more serious when it becomes international post.
Fuck, some people are stupid.
And I was one of them til recently. I was offered this very same service in sydney and I feel I was fucked over... only now the penny drops and I realise now that any person who does this to a large number of people would have a nice little 'business' going. All you need to do is generate a few thousand web-pages of standard individual results, post a FEW refunds back with "Dear John, this was what is in your pill and youre lucky you didnt take it" letters to cover your arse and make it seem legit. OF COURSE the ENTIRE thing would be almost untracable and any 'accountable' figures in this operation would be...
"migments of your ifagination" (its funnier than you think, try and say it at a party it ALWAYS get funny looks and big laughs
)
If you ask me it sounds fucked.
But I am known for being an optimist (believe it or not) and I choose to think MAYBE the wholesale postage of illegal substances into a country was sanctified...
Sam, if you're reading this, wouldnt you agree?
*bump*
In the meantime just remember the only thing harder in life than getting a pregnant elephant into the back of a mini.. is getting an elephant pregnant in the back of a mini...
=K9=
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Somewhere deep down I find a place of peace..
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