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Great quotes while out - part IV - "Was that out loud??"

jakoz

jakoz

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Got a ripper quote from a night out? Remember that line that stopped conversation with giggle fits? Post it here! :D
Part III here.
Shouts out to Insecurity for the title :)
[ 13 August 2002: Message edited by: Jakoz ]
 
Remember also to not mention a location if you're mentioning drugs (or it'll be edited)... :)
 
(people talking about moving to a brighter location to drink)
SupaDiscoBreaka: Nah, we will be right. The moon will be travelling directly over us
mooch: Dude! Thats a street light
SupaDiscoBreaka: Man I'm stupid
-----------------------
MALE: *Sexual Banter*
FEMALE: *Mindless Retort*
 
Yay me!! :)
How about your's from Sunday Jakoz??
"What the fuck?? I need a drink..."
Happy B'day again dude!!
Will we be seeing you soon??
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[ 13 August 2002: Message edited by: Jakoz ]
 
"Junkyard Wars, BattleClots, where will it end?
We should have a reality TV show where the viewers get to call in,
decide who's the most annoying, and have them summarily shot, one per
week. The one who manages to charm / avoid pissing off America for
eight weeks straight would get $5 mil, 4 decent hookers or gigolos,
and a prosecution-free and cost-free supply of pharmaceutical coke,
and we'd get to watch them fuck / OD themselves to hell.
-- j."
I just had to get it on here *somewhere*
 
A mate and I for a long time (and I don't know if I've shared this before - or if it's been come up with before {which is likely}) have been obsessed with the concept of a gameshow "Whose line is it anyway?"
It involves placing 10 scattered ravers in a series of mazes to get to a line at the end OR knocking them all out with chloroform and placing them in a room with lots of speed and they have to figure out which one is theirs (the concept kind of changes everytime we discuss it).
Anyway a line that is always a classic in my opinion is "Where the fuck's the car?"....
 
^^^ so true!
i thought this was a classic when my friend told me. They were shopping in a trendy clothes store and the little tripper of a shop assistant said (in reference to the shirt my mate tried on)
" No, i don't like it.
It reminds me of trees,
and trees remind me of forests,
and i don't like forests."
He apparently said this with great earnst.
Ha ha!!!
[ 14 August 2002: Message edited by: lazer licker ]
 
apparently i said this to a guy whom i had just met the other night...
" you know you're part of a point system right? don't you? you're worth 200 points.. you're just a peice of meat!"
 
Fucked if I can remember what was said, but I head-fucked Jakoz and a mate while we were all nanging...fucking hilarious...had to be there...
Jakoz, you got a clue??
 
my sister's first experience with a pill last week..
" I feel disabled!"
 
haha first experiences are always a goldmine for good quotes.
"we should do this shit more often" :)
 
OK, a couple were blurted out during a session on the weekend.
Me after a big night.
"You know, now that I feel better, I am feeling better"
And whilst playing Tony Hawk Skateing 3, my mate was trying to impress the 5 skaters, and he only got 3.
He goes, "I only impressed 3 skaters. But I don't hold a grudge against the other two. They are real good blokes. They just wouldn't of been watching"
 
haha yeah first timers are funny.
I met a few and their most typical response to how u finding it is
"Fuck!!! Its differant"
as opposed to wot? Im just going to assume alcohol here.
 
Plazmagoria *on acid*
Plaz: "Look, a hightech government facility"
*points to two big iron gates*
2 seconds later..
Plaz: "Ow!! Something just bit me on the arse"
*Insert fb1 and nickthecheese ROFLing here*
:D
 
BobinBottle.au: Look that chuppa chup's got its stick up in the air...
Me: Oh yeah...
Bob: Oh no! Don't knock the chuppa chup!!! Yay its still up..
Me: Oh that chuppa chup, what a character...
Bob: What a little aussie battler..
Me: He's got my vote..
10 minutes later, realisation hits..
Me: Man, have we just spent the last 15 minutes talking about a chuppa chup with its stick up in the air????
MMMM Scat Chats hehe.
 
The story so far : Our hero (Fb1) has decided he doesn't want to come on a mission with Nick, Dan & I.
15 seconds later.
Fb1 (Running towards us at breakneck speed) : WAIT FOR ME! I'M ON ACID TOO!!!!!
*rampant laughter*
-plaz out-
 
i dunno if this one has already been posted in previous threads, but it's one of the funniest ones i've heard... and i'm pretty sure you BLers will appreciate it:
(not exact quote)
"i didn't have ONE pill last week! ... wanna know why?? ... i forgot!"
-said by one of the biggest (ex)pill whores i know! (who will remain nameless unless he/she wishes to reveal himself/herself!)
 
Three of us were sitting in a park totally stoned.
"I think there's string in my mouth."
"Have you been eating a tampon?"
 
phillip island... fucked...
person1: hey, you know what? we should go club some seals!
everyone else: what?
person1: yeh yeh... and tape fireworks to them... watch them blow up.
everyone else: *stares of shock and disbelief*
person1: don't worry, my fireworks are waterproof.
everyone else: *jaws hanging to the ground*
person1: *realising he has said something that he shouldn't* "its ok... they have lots of flubber. Nah.... i mean, i really love seals"
everyone else: "hysterical laughter"
 
the day after at home when my little bro pisses me off
little bro: *says something to piss me off*
me (scattered): I envision your face on the front of a tennis raquet
hehe that confused him
 
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