Don't take it light-heartedly!!!
I went over to Perth after New Year's and took only 2 points of wizz in 2 separate caps. I had them in a little secret stash poket just below my knee and was sweet until I actually got into Perth airport.
When I went to collect my luggage with my family (including grandparents, aunts, cousins, etc) I noticed that there was a customs officer darting around the luggage with a fucken beagle. Knowing that these things can sniff drugs I shat my pants and discreetly moved the caps from the pocket of my pants to a CD container in the top of my bag.
After I grabbed my bag from the bag-grabbing-rotating thing, I turned around to see the customs dude with his poochie waiting patiently for me. In a very stern "I'm gonna bust your ass" voice, the dude says "Drop your bag please sir" so I dropped my main bag, then he goes "And the other one". That's when I thought I was going to puke out my heart it was beating so fast. As I dropped my backpack I could see my WHOLE family watching me in the background, then I looked down to see the dog sniff RIGHT OVER the spot where I had the caps stashed.
Thank CHRIST the dog didn't find the caps (was prolly just looking for fruit anyway - so I was stressin over nothing!) coz if I had've been busted, I would have been in deep shit - fuck what the authorities do to me - I'd hate to think what my DAD would do to me!!!
Just be smart, sure and safe - it just ain't worth being busted! My advice is to wear a shirt with pockets on the chest and just put your goods in some sort of plastic container - it's plastic so it won't go off with the metal detector, and high enough for the dogs to miss!
BEST OF LUCK!
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I think of my life as a series of sketches; each one funnier than the last