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Weird Families

MazDan

MazDan

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Whats weird about your family??

Or maybe you have the typical middle class Aussie family that is just.........well normal.

Me.......no way.

Not that it bothers me really but most of us are pretty out there.......lol.

I have a sister in law who has a habit of showing her amply sized tits to anyone who may be remotely interested whenever she gets a bit tipsy...........lol

A brother who becomes excessively loud and abusive when pissed and another who can drink dozens of cans and when finally drunk will tell everyone everything he has ever been told in confidence in his life.


Then there are the conversations we have as a family.........

ie..........Do you fold or scrunch????

Marriage and masterbation???


etc etc etc.

Whenever new members are introduced to the family or say new gfs or bfs.....it can be a right source of embarrasment.


meh........thats my family.
 
both of my parents are massive alcoholics

my dad has a dick ring, 2 nipple rings, 4 earrings and is covered in tattoos. he also has 4 crates of porn

my mother goes to the gym for 3 hours 6 days a week and has a bigger frame than i do, was put on the wrong antidepressants and is currently seeing a psychiatrist regarding addiction

my sister is a goth/punk/whatever flavour is in this week, cries doing maths and has the worst taste in boyfriends ever. waking up in the middle of the night to see a fat guy in boxers with so many stretchmarks he looks like a candycane is ridonkuous.

i'm awesome.
 
My sister just turned 30 and has *never* been drunk. The most she has ever had in a night is 3 drinks. Now that is weird!
 
Family!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Well where do I start!!!
I'm one of 11 kids.
I have three half sisters, two step sisters, one step brother, one sister and three brothers.
My mum is gay and has been with her girlfriend for 13 yrs. My dad also has a female partner who he has been with for 12 yrs.
Three yrs ago when I last had a boyfriend and he came round for dinner, my step mum made curried sausages with banana, if thats not weird I don't know what is.
When I used to go to partys as a teenager all dressed up my mum would say that I had to change my underwear as I had a visible panty line.
When mum used to go out to gay clubs I'd say to her as she was leaving "your not wearing that are you?!"
I could go on and on and on but I won't!
xox
 
I come from the most disfunctional family EVER. I would love to say somethings to back that up but its just too embarassing
 
i'm one of six kids...

it all started with my grandparents...

my grandfather was part of the SS (nazis) during wwII..

he used to beat up and sexually abuse his family...

he made his kids pay him back for raising him..

that all really fucked up my dad...

we used to be really rich, had the big house, dad had a ferrari etc etc...

my parents split up when i was 12, cause my dad was cheating...

my dad lost his business, we lost our house, everything...

dad had to move back in cause he couldnt afford his housing plus child support...

dad continued to sleep in the same bed as mum, whilst seeing his girlfriend...

mum went to work for dad...

one of my sisters had anorexia...

another one got beaten up by her boyfriend, and i had to step in..

all of us kids have relationship issues...

anyway, i moved away, bought a house...

now my mum and my brother live with me....




if they ever start up an australian jerry springer show, look out for me in the opening episode...
 
I still reckon I could give you a run for your money on who has the biggest Jerry Springer life muzby ;)
 
^^ then stop alluding to it and just fucking say it

i dont want this thread to turn into a "ooh, my dick is bigger than yours" contest without some wang being displayed
 
im an only child. i pretty much grew up just with my mum... and my family pretty much mostly consists of women. My nan, my aunt who rocks- shes a hippy aunt in this weird cult thing... i dont know my dad, he can go fuck himself...
i have 3 cousins and that aunt too, one of the cousins is a boy and is gay...

no testosterone around me when i grew up!

haha.

i have issues with commitment because of it. blegh
 
^^^
you want to see my wang? ok, I'll give you some tit bits to mull on.

1.EDIT
2. My dad went to prison for armed robbery before I was born and my slut mother had a daughter to another guy when he was serving time, she lost custody of her, got back with my dad and then had my brother and me, the thing is she hasn't ever bothered to tell me about it but I know.
3. My dad died in a brothel whilst fucking a whore, fortunatley it wasn't my mum
4. My sister is engaged to a Bandido's prospect, he is actaully a cool guy though
5. I wont talk to my mum anymore because I punched a hole in her front door and snapped her screen door in half one day after finding out my dad was dead, the thing that set me off was my mum telling me I didn't have any parents anymore

I love being me ;)
 
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I feel like a prick now for starting this thread.

You guys all rock........seriously you should all be proud of yourselves for being as well adjusted, cool and friendly as you are.

Hey PM me if use ever need to vent or just a shoulder to cry on........Im a good listener.

Keep smiling ok.
 
Half of my family from Tasmania and other half from Finland but I was born in Canberra.....

I dont think I need to explain further.... :)
 
I grew up with my Mum.
My father was schiziophrenic and had beaten her up and was constantly threatening to kill her.
Mum was a really good artist but he'd find hidden messages and meanings in her art and bash her over it.
I have a brother who Mum had to adopt out, my father said he'd cut my bro's throat if she did'nt give him up, he then changed his mind and said that he wanted him, then just a few days before she had him he changed his mind AGAIN and said if she did'nt give him up he'd kill both of them. I will kill that bastard if I ever get my hands on him.
Got silent addies, do postal votes just so the prick can't find us.
His parents (my grandparents) wanted nothing to do with Mum once she left, they said all she was interested in was their money so I only had one set of grandparents.
I'll kill them too if I ever come across them.
My father was last heard of trying to contact us through one of mums old friends, he is dying of Hep C.

I am happy about that.
 
My family is so off centre it's not funny!

Me = [17] The favourite (Wich I hate because I am always being used as an example) but it's never stopped me from doing what I want.

My Little Sister = [15] The wild child, bong smoker, alco.

My Older Brother = [19] Typical jock.

My Younger Brother = Brat.

My Mum = Down to earth.

My Dad = Stressed out business man.

Biological 'father' = Hopefully rotting in a gutter.
 
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we got a pretty generic family, so generic its scary.
Its great, we can have pointless conversations
We can even have conversations about how to end a pointless converstation.
Did I just make pointless conversation, I think I did.
but hey at least I didn't end it, I hope ;)
I could keep going for hours talking about absolutely nothing, anyone got my drift yet?

(Why did I even bother posting... sorry)
 
No shit, it must just be me and Baker here that have relatively normal families.
I have nothing... NOTHING interesting to add.
My family is tre cool though.
Go family.
PEACE
 
my mum n dad split when i was 15 (now 18) a week before my bday

whilst in the next year dad picked up the town hoare

my mother had a brain haemorriage and is now in a nursing home going on 2 years

my sister is 23 and still does evil things to my dads gf's house

my dad feels sorry for all hes done to all the family so he gives us whatever we want (stupid)

then my sister went to bali feel through a club floor bruised her brain, smashed her heel and she was passed out and they made them pay money to have the floor fixed before she could leave, so they used that to pay the cops to say it never happened

so really its not weird its just a bad luck family
 
the weird thing about my family is my parents are relatively young (i'm 21 years old) they both just turned 40 this year and have been together since they were 15....
 
^^^
That's not wierd, I think that's cool.
I appreciate people who have the ability to be compatible over such long periods, not pullin' out like most people these days (I know that's an way-over generalisation but you bknow what I mean.
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My parents have been together since they were 15 and 17 also... they're now like 48 and 50.
:)
I think it's sweet.
PEACE
 
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