• S E X
    L O V E +
    R E L A T I O N S H I P S


    ❤️ Welcome Guest! ❤️


    Posting Guidelines Bluelight Rules
  • SLR Moderators: Senior Staff

your favorite sex moves, tricks, tips?

N

nomadi

Greenlighter
Joined
Feb 20, 2015
Messages
15
Hope this is an appropriate discussion.

Just curious to see what some of you guys (and ladies) do to drive your partners wild.

One move I find gets things going is 360 degree pelvic motions, where the walls of the lady's vagina are explored with the penis by, without necessarily thrusting, gyrating the pelvis 360 degrees. Don't know if there are nerves inside the canal, or whether the motion just causes stimulation of the "g" (Gräfenberg) spot, and stimulates whichever nerves are around the outside, including the clitorus?

I read (a few minutes ago, lol) applying pressure to the lady's front/anterior labial commisure (just above the clitoral hood) while stimulating the clitorus adds to her oral plessure?

I've also had a partner who did kegel exercises, so could make the vagina grip the penis much more tightly when contracting the muscles.
 
My favorite sex "trick"? Well, it's fairly simple.

The first step in my most enjoyable act of prurient prestidigitation, or 'sex trick' is to carefully, albeit forcibly, position the lucky lass of the moment onto four limbs—the doxy's knees and hands.

The second step involves the gal actuating an exaggerated lordosis position (i.e., the moll's face goes floor-ward and her finest piece of anatomy goes upward; face down, ass up in the parlance of our time); the degree of her dorsoventral curvature is essentially commensurate with my degree of sexual arousal and erectile quality.

Step three consists of the ol' in-out, in-out. That is, rough pelvic thrusts, ribald language and scabrous exclamations, a fussilade of smacks and a variety of other moderately ouch-inducing salacious maltreatment, and a cacophony of a wanton wench's weeps and wails and whines and whimpers.

The Romans called it coitus more ferarum. It even sounds a bit like a pre-wand waiving, Harry Potter-esque incantation. A Latin expression from the flick of her tongue, a tumid erection and stroke of my wand, and we've got all the ingredients for a veritable act of sexual sorcery and coitional conjuration.

Heh, "sex tricks". Oh, a real bedroom magician, I am!
 
Kind'v like to hear yourself speak, huh? I had to look-up prestidigitation man.. I did get ribald.

Does anyone else have a technique that works for them and helps their partner to reach climax that they'd like to *communicate*?
 
nomadi said:
Kind'v like to hear yourself speak, huh?

No, I enjoy writing.

I had to look-up prestidigitation man.. I did ribald.
Click to expand...

Congratulations! Your English reading proficiency is intimidating.

But really, why are you so emotive and scornful, and why should anybody give a shit how many words out of a body of text you're too unlettered and boorish to identify?
 
[Hey, man! I'm real high on a potpourri of pills, litany of libations, and a motley of miscellaneous mind,-altering medicaments. So my harangue is forgiven, no?]


Oh, yes! How could I ever have let it escape my mind?! I forgot to mention that I favor other kinds of sex, apart from violently fucking the soon-to-be-sore pudenda of a previously respectable lady (whilst she is all the while assuming that comical permanent pushup-pose of a canine).

For example, I also find the idea of an innately obedient and biddable bawd incredibly arousing and the thought of such a lady as my own to, well, own never fails to produce a conspicuous, bulging protuberance beneath the fabric of my pants.

My gf since the past four years is naturally, spontaneously, and totally submissive—which is one of several principal attributes in her possession, in all earnest, that prevents me from divagating from only one bitch (i.e., her) and resuming my usual philandering via my normal 5-step program for spoiling and romancing (heh) the fairer sex (and dispelling any vicious, unsubstantiated rumors that I'm no more than a lecherous womanizer and sexist voluptuary, forthwith):

And so after I'd start my day in the traditional fashion which is consisting of roughly 500mL Coirvoisier, ~800 mg Mandrax (the chef and purveyor of which happening to both remain well-stocked and closely acquainted to yours truly), a few deep breaths of Diethyl ether, two dozen N20 whippets, a pinch of narcobarbital, a soupçon of hydromorphone, a little of some homemade ethchlorvynol (and chloral hydrate coupled with fludiazepam for later when I can't sleep), and a lot of my friend of a friend's amyl nitrite I got for my 21st Bday. But, I'm rambling.

Anyway, my strategy to inveigle an easy lay to allow my cock somewhere inside her typically goes in sequence, thusly:
1. impress and mack, 2. undress and shack, 3. ingress and thwack, 4. egess and relax, 5. redress, repack, and then never call back.

In other words, pouncing on the poon, a few hard bangs and some harsh booms, I climax and splooge, then hurriedly abscond in case the strumpet wakes up too soon.

It's out of force of habit, you know? I'm really a sensitive, guy. And I sincerely find the meandering twaddle and galling gabfest about some chick's inane workplace escapades and tales about her adventures in a Macy's checkout line just as titillating as her tits and as alluring as her ass.

But, and I'm being honest here (and not that feigned honesty either, but that pure, authentic I-took-too-much-phenobarbital-and-cannot-stop-myself-from-saying-things-I'll-probably-regret-tomorrow kind of honesty you can believe in), nothing gets the blood flowing to the phallus faster nor as strong than an attractive young girl wearing nothing but a collar and greeting you with "sir", a graciously executed obeisance, and a wholly kinesic and unarticulated, yet still piercingly audible and unmistakable, begging to be dominated.

She's probably purling away at a mental karaoke of the lyrics to The Stooge's I Wanna Be Your Dog . And I cannot seem to control my impulsive and enthusiastic crooning of that Rolling Stone's song Under My Thumb . While we sing to a different chorus, the coitus is on the same tune.

Well, that about does it for my lurid, lubricious, barbiturate-inspired confessions at this prurient, pornographic powwow.
 
nom de plume you are a god among men. I wish I still had the vocabulary and eloquence to give you a proper thank you for the entertainment, but the drugs have dampened my mind over the years.
 
Regarding my use of language, it's unfortunate that an impressive and expressive way with words is so much more likely to be pasquinaded than praised and lampooned rather than lauded. It all seems like anti-intellectualism to me.

But I could not care less. Few things are as orgiastic as is the act of hearing a mellifluous, sprucely spoken concatenation of lexemes and morphemes, or having the magniloquent elocution of a well-spoken wordsmith pervade the ear and massage the mind, in my opinion. For whomever feels otherwise, to hell with you.
 
Last edited:
I don't really do anything in particular. I just perform the best I can regardless of what I'm doing or what I'm doing it with.
 
When giving head/blowjob to a uncut cock slide your tongue under the foreskin on the underside, you know the sensitive part, it will drive him crazy... So guys next time when he or she asks what do you want, get them to do this, you will thank me.. :)
 
Yep (at B-G) - what I told my women... Even works on us cut-guys. Knowing what I know now... wish I didn't have my son's circumcised... its kind of a mixed thing. In the USA, most women expect it - which was one reason.

On my end, I like getting my tongue up into a woman as much as possible, and stroke it along the clit-shaft... and gum on it. And of course, lightly - sometimes strongly suck the whole clit past my lips and massage it with my tongue. (various on women)
 
Clitnhawk said:
Yep (at B-G) - what I told my women... Even works on us cut-guys. Knowing what I know now... wish I didn't have my son's circumcised... its kind of a mixed thing. In the USA, most women expect it - which was one reason.

On my end, I like getting my tongue up into a woman as much as possible, and stroke it along the clit-shaft... and gum on it. And of course, lightly - sometimes strongly suck the whole clit past my lips and massage it with my tongue. (various on women)
Click to expand...


Um hello, on every girl that would work. If a girl hasn't had her clit sucked, she's missin out.
 
Clitnhawk said:
Yep (at B-G) - what I told my women... Even works on us cut-guys. Knowing what I know now... wish I didn't have my son's circumcised... its kind of a mixed thing. In the USA, most women expect it - which was one reason.

On my end, I like getting my tongue up into a woman as much as possible, and stroke it along the clit-shaft... and gum on it. And of course, lightly - sometimes strongly suck the whole clit past my lips and massage it with my tongue. (various on women)
Click to expand...

Yes, same here I also love sucking on a womens clit. I believe that bisexual men probably give a girls clit more attention than most straights, just my opinion.
 
A - many guys don't like going down on women.
B - Not all girls want men going down on them... really.
 
Clitnhawk said:
A - many guys don't like going down on women.
B - Not all girls want men going down on them... really.
Click to expand...

I had a gf who didn't like anyone going down on her, which for me was a right downer, I love eating pussy as much as cock and she was smooth shaved too, what a waste lol.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top