F.U.B.A.R.
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...you forgot about the dead rats that have been festering in your van all weekend - until you open the door on Monday morning 
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steewith2ees
Bluelight Crew
He's a Terminator model 101.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Because I like to fuck them then eat them...
Sadie
Bluelight Crew
Dude that's bowfin. Not gonna lie though I just laughed so hard.
Only you
Only you
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Why? I couldn't give a fuck if they catch any diseases...
Fingersfan
Bluelighter
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If you put them in a condom, it stops them from splitting.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Ever heard of marinade?
Good point. And it'll keep the maggots from escaping...
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Juicy, crunchy and delicious. Living off the land (and fucking it)
Now that's a blue sky thinking mother fucker
Now that's a blue sky thinking mother fucker
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
It's a rat trap Billy, but you're already caught...
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
My cock could split the heavens asunder..
Buspersons Holiday
Bluelighter
Cock-a-doodle-don't
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Yeh, some people are just weird. It would be safer to eat the maggots than the rancid pheasant, plus they're full of protein...
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
It's the carcases with no maggots in them that you need to beware of. If there are maggots eating it, that suggests it's fit to eat .....
