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Woman attempts to smuggle cocaine through Frankfurt customs in breast implants

Jabberwocky

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CUSTOMS agents in Germany randomly chose a young woman from among an airport crowd for a closer inspection. Then she started complaining about a pain in her breasts ...

The busty traveller from Colombia was being subjected to a random check at the Frankfurt airport.

But, as agents took the 24-year-old woman aside, she began to grimace. Then she double-over in pain, clutching her breasts.

Curious customs agents were surprised when they saw she had swollen fresh scars from a very recent operation. The sutures had been very poorly applied.

They became suspicious.

In increasing agony, the 24-year old soon revealed all.

She knew she’d been busted.

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She admitted her excessive implants were actually bags of cocaine.

The woman was taken into custody, and transferred to a nearby hospital.

They removed two 500 gram blocks of cocaine — wrapped in plastic — from her breasts.

The up-front street value of her internal cargo was estimated at $A500,000.

“This is the first case in Germany in which drugs have been smuggled in this fashion,” customs spokesman Hans-Juergen Schmidt told reporters.

The poor quality of her breast surgery showed the “completely indifferent to human life and the life-threatening conditions of their drug carriers,” he said.


Source: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...s/news-story/49ae5e8b4c0729044e5946af47db9819
 
Damn it wasn't even in solution?? They were bricks?? Jesus that's horrible. Plus it wouldn't seem worth it unless it was really pure heroin or maybe crystal. But coke does fetch a pretty high price in Europe...getting busted like that offers no possible way of saying you didn't know it was there...like finding a bag of drugs up someone's ass...oh how'd the hell that get up there? Lol.. kinda hard to feign ignorance at that point.
 
Never underestimate inhumane ingenuity or the capacity of our species for stupidity.

This is sad though. I totally would been rooting for her to make it through customs, but even then I wonder how she'd end up. Would her supplies pay or arrange for reconstructive surgery? Somehow I think not.
 
"busted" isn't just ridiculous because of the pun. like otherwise she would have gotten away with it? life can be so ugly.
 
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