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Who could you succesfully replace without anyone noticing

SupaDiscoBreaka

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I've thought it many times, but which person in the lime light do you think you could replace?

- Optimus Prime - I have the same leadership abilities
- Arnie - Physique
- Pretender - I could be any person in any profession without anyone noticing

But from all of the people I think I could replace I believe the closest match is John Cusack
- I kinda look like John Cusack (when I have the same colour hair)
- I have been through a lot of the same comedic romantic situations and could probably perform the realistic characterisations he does
- He wear pants and I often wear pants

Is there anyone you've likened yourself to?
 
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Punky Brewster, although I've never locked myself in a fridge. I'll chalk that up as something on my 'to do' list.

The world needs more Punky's.
 
I dont think i look like him
but ive had numerous customers say that I look just like The original Dougie the Pizza boy, in the days of water rats.

So yeah i could replace dougie.
 
Cant think of anyone i could replace but i reckon ozzy osbourne could replace the pope... well maybe just the hand tremors.
 
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i think i could replace eric bana/hulk :)

peaceful.............................. *SNAP* ROAR!
hehe
 
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^^^ lol

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Cant think of anyone i could replace but i reckon ozzy osbourne could replace the pope... well maybe just the hand tremors.

JUST the hand tremors??

i think maybe i could replace david beckham....
well except for the looks, and the money, and the football skillz, but i wouldnt say no to sleeping in the same bed as posh.... before she had anorexia anyway.... :)
 
I could replace my boss, she is a dumb bitch ... not saying that i am a dumb bitch .. but i could very easily do her job .. and do it better ... infact so much better that although people would notice the improvement in my work .. they wouldnt say anything because the world would be such a better place.

I dont think though that anyone out there could successfully replace me without anyone noticing .. i'm so special its beyond words ;)
 
Its unfortunate, but when I was young everyone used to call me Shirley Temple.. coz I had curly afro hair. Tho it got to the extreme where I even sang a few Shirley Temple songs at talent quests. (This was when I was about 6yrs old.) And believe me, some people *still* like to bring it up...... oh the shame.

Animal crackers in my soup.. monkeys and rabbits loop the loop.....

stace.
 
I plan on being a female version of patch adams when i become a nurse but i will run around with fairy wings on instead of a red nose =D
 
This chick in my soccer team ... you know what though? You wouldn't even need to replace her ... even without her on our team, we'd still play just as well :)

She is such a fucking mouth, our whole team wants to deck her one and we're just waiting for something to blow up when we can have a go at her!
 
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He wear pants and I often wear pants

HAHAHAHA man that is some funny shit


i reckon, if i was an old cunt, i could replace the pope. he doesn't do anything. and neither do i, really.
 
I could replace:

Tarus Cassius McQueen - because I'm hardcore and wouldn't mind a nipple on my neck

Bill Gates - Because I could get a bad haircut and be super rich just as well as he can

Tony Barber - Just cause no-one would notice

The entire team at Future Entertainment - Because a dyslexic down-syndromed Dodo Bird could do a better job. People would notice, and they would love my work.

Pablo Escobar - I could run a gigantic coke ring, own a tropical island, do free coke as much as I like and fuck as many hot chicks as I could handle. Then get betrayed, and go to jail. I reckon it'd be worth it :)

Apart from that... Well I'm sure I'll think of a few more.

P.S. Top idea for a thread SupaDiscoBreaka :)
 
Then get betrayed, and go to jail. I reckon it'd be worth it
More like: Spend just a leeeetle too much time on that cell phone to a relative, then get blown almost wet chunks by automatic gunfire as you attempt to escape across a roof by a legion of cops who quickly do smiling photo ops with your body. Pablo was one fucker that went out in style...
 
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