Where did Shambles go?

[Phobos]

I am currently watching you masturbate furiously to 'isisbridesmenstruatingonmyface.com'.

I just spent the last 3 days searching the internet for this website, but couldn't find it.
Don't do this shit again man, please.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Awww. Love you too @Tranced

He (Tranced) knows his shit btw people. You should listen to him (about drugs, not me, actually yes about me too but especially about drugs). That's my harm reduction advice for the day.

Just to complete the circle Jerk, I totally agree with you both.


Now who's gonna be the first to make that digestive soggy..?

 

[acieed_ed]

How can anybody misunderstand someone who's so upfront and straight forward? Mr. StoneHappyMonday, is an absolute straight up legend, and one of the best users on this website.

I know he is a legend my quote is a lyric from ebenezzer good.its an ecstasy reference I hope SHM knows that. He is Old skool edd OG. %

 

[axe battler]

Can you see him @acieed_ed? He is hre ya knaa!!!£

 

[axe battler]

He's here chappy!

 

[Arnold]

Can you see him @acieed_ed? He is hre ya knaa!!!£

Maybe/hopefully did his village call him.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Ahh Shambles, I miss him.

Very nearly met the guy twice, but didn't due to my fuckwittery.

On one occasion I was passing through the liitle town where he lived prior to his soujourn to Scotland...I was in a hurry and didn't have time to call in on him...I popped into a Spar type shop to get a drink, must've been less than 400 yards from his yard...

As I was paying for said drink, I noticed a pile of newspapers next to the till, was a local paper and, I shit you not, the front page had a MASSIVE headline which simply proclaimed - "SHAMBLES!" in capitals...I burst out laughing which appeared to unnerve the elderly lady next to me, so I gave her a reassuring wink and went on my way

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I heard he raped all the sheep to death on an MDPV fueled rampage.


Then he moved to Scotland and started on the haggis...

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

I heard he raped all the sheep to death on an MDPV fulled rampage.


Then he moved to Scotland and started on the haggis...

That's a terrible thing to say, tsk...

...I heard from a reliable source that the sheep were more than willing

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I heard he raped all the sheep to death on an MDPV fulled rampage.


Then he moved to Scotland and started on the haggis...

I can actually believe that tbh.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I noticed a pile of newspapers next to the till, was a local paper and, I shit you not, the front page had a MASSIVE headline which simply proclaimed - "SHAMBLES!" in capitals

It was a report on his PV Sheep rape.

 

[acieed_ed]

Samples iz mean shambles is always into new RC uninveresce just camp to from a contact high poss from the tribal drummer and vocalist who's initiating poss a new direction I am totally ego alkaseltlzer. I'm going to repeat my Sufi tribe. Viz u la In na hawin Visme la va minsula la mana vis me la Rackman in Raheem.

 

[Public//Enemy]

And I am just generally forgotten..