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When Girls Ask How Big Your Dick Is..?? (WHAT TO SAY?)

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Cess Sesh

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So recently I started seeing this girl.. we are both head over heels for each other. This relationship started 1/20, so we've only been dating like 3 weeks. We haven't gotten further than deep make-out sessions, and just the other day we started talking about Valentine's Day, she said "There is only one thing I want for Valentine's Day... I think you know exactly what I want ;)" So it's obvious she wants the D, earlier today she told me to ask her anything and she would answer with an honest reply, I said what's your cup size (Just because I knew she wanted a Q like that), she says "36 D hehe, what's your size?". Just to clarify, I said 36 C to mess around and she said not that, something else... So GUYS, what would you say if you got asked that by a girl? I'm only 5 1/2 @ 17, which I'm not sure is good or not, I've been laid only twice, both of which I didn't really get any complaints.. should I come straight out and say 5 1/2? She's a virgin btw, so it makes it even more confusing..
 
I wouldn't worry too much about this. I've read the average size of an erect penis is about 6 inches. I'm 48y/o and have worked with 6 inches my whole life time and haven't gotten any comments or laughs. Funny story, my wife and I were doing a threesome with one of my friends.When he pulled his drawers off he had a dick that he coulda clubbed baby seals to death with!!! I never mentioned it to my wife and she never brought it up. Don't say anything to this girl about it. If she really likes you it shouldn't be a big deal. Good luck and wrap that rascal!!;)
 
HCandKROD said:
When he pulled his drawers off he had a dick that he coulda clubbed baby seals to death with!!!
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This made me laugh lol xD! I decided to just say fuck it and told her Princess Sophia is 5 1/2 inches.. earlier she was asking me about "Princess Sophia"... I had to Google it an hour or so ago and realized it's women code for a dong from How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days... lmao
 
I hesitate to be the one to point it out...
however...
men with penises (penii?) five and a half inches are much easier to give a great b.j. to....
I'm just sayin
 
If she straight up asks you what your size is, considering you intend to sleep with her then yeah, I'd say telling the truth is probably the best idea haha. Wouldn't be very smart to exaggerate the size only for her to discover that you lied a few days later.
5 1/2 is nothing to feel bad about, at all. Plus if she's a virgin you've got even less to be nervous about since she won't have anyone else to compare you to.
 
Just be open and tell her the truth... If she is asking she want's to know, and it is someone your seeing after all. She would find out one way or another, besides I really dont think you have anything to worry about.
 
I would ask her how big her clit is...

No, but seriously, don't be asking girls for their "size," and don't ever entertain a girl who's asking you for your size either. It's also not entirely obvious what she means by "I think you know exactly what I want ;)" I think you're making a big mistake by assuming that the meaning behind what a girl has said is "obvious," as it's rarely the case. It could be that what she meant was simply you; as in, she wants you, to be with you for Valentine's Day.

You're 17 years old, you said? Yeah, I'm not surprised, and I don't mean that to sound at all snarky, but these sorts of questions are just... well, as you grow older, they're just not questions you ask and they're not questions you answer.
 
It is an old saying but what you do with it matters far more than the size of it. At 5+ inches you have nothing to worry about.
 
verso said:
You're 17 years old, you said? Yeah, I'm not surprised, and I don't mean that to sound at all snarky, but these sorts of questions are just... well, as you grow older, they're just not questions you ask and they're not questions you answer.
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So, she's got to be around 16 years old, right?
Hmph, I wonder if she's lying... 36 D.
 
iLoveYouWithaKnife said:
So, she's got to be around 16 years old, right?
Hmph, I wonder if she's lying... 36 D.
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i love you.


on topic: if she called your man meat "princess sophia" is either because you pissed her off by not saying what's your size, or she's full on teasing you. if it's the latter i suggest you put your pants on and start being the man in this relationship cause it sounds like she's got you figured out. then again i might be wrong.
 
Tell her to either find out for herself. Or else, give her a lulzy answer. Tell her it's OVER NIIINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND inches. Or That's as long as longcat, or something retarded like that. Retarded questions deserve retarded answers.

I'm like 6.5-7 and it's worked for me pretty damn well...I have never had any complaints, I can give my fiance orgasms from intercourse, and like I've talked pretty straight up with a lot of girls (many of whom I've never banged/or would, or who are lesbians and are discussing the size of dildos, not a human cak...making them unlikely to lie to protect my ego.) and quite a few seem to state that the idea of having Jamaal's 11 inch bbc pounding them is unappealing due to the fact that it would be painful rather than feel bette than an average one.
 
Pander Bear said:
"big enough to hurt you, sweetheart"
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if a girl directly asked me how big my dick is i would reply "you wanna find out"

but in general conversations n playful jest n stuff i go the howard stern route, go on n on about how small your dick is then when you wip it out n its avg size people are actually more impressed then let down.

or if you really dont wanna give up any information like that just says its like 2 feet long n if she doesnt believe you to just grab it n give you n over the pants handy, when its not up to snuff tell her your a grower not a shower n she is gonna have to stroke it a minute before it reachs 2 feet
 
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