What's the normal walking paste per second that a non drug user should be walking at?

[Hugs For Drugs]

I need some sort of chart I can follow when in high on meth

And need to walk 5 mins to the liquor store and back

Before I try really hard to look normal and end doing the opposite

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How many steps should one take at a second to look like your not hyped up?

How many times does the regular person fixes his hat on a 5 min walk ?

So I can limit my self plz

Thanks guys

 

[Fire&Water]

Turn around and walk the razors edge

 

[Jabberwocky]

I need some sort of chart I can follow when in high on meth

And need to walk 5 mins to the liquor store and back

Before I try really hard to look normal and end doing the opposite

-----

How many steps should one take at a second to look like your not hyped up?

How many times does the regular person fixes his hat on a 5 min walk ?

So I can limit my self plz

Thanks guys

3-4 Mph, That's equivalent to 15-20 minutes a mile.

 

[foodcrisis]

lol. it's kind of sad that you even have to think about that, because drugs aren't legal.

this reminds me of the recent thread about unenlightened people and how to deal with them. in this case you have to hide from them. wtf.

i think drugs might be illegal though to keep you from looking like you are on meth. it's just not something people want to see. this goes into seeing people chanting while walking or doing tai chi and shit too... i even sometimes conspire i was hit by a car to stop this, but who knows...


just don't take any drugs with you if you are that paranoid though... they can't really do anything if they search you and nothing is on you, that i'm aware of anyway... like hopefully you aren't sweating in the cold and shit. lol... i dunno. i wouldn't think too much about walking though. that always got me into trouble. tripping over myself or whatever.

 

[foodcrisis]

i'd probably say be more careful not to get hit by a car or whatever, way more than if you are walking the wrong way... some people just walk freaky as shit if you think about it. there are a few different mentally ill people in my town and i'm not even from a big city... like some places homeless people on meth is a casual thing to look at it.

then again, i guess you could be from a small community and not want to get a reputation. GOOD LUCK.

 

[puke]

I know normal sober people only pick at their skin to get at the invisible bugs like once or twice every few minutes. Does that help?

 

[Jabberwocky]

I need some sort of chart I can follow when in high on meth

And need to walk 5 mins to the liquor store and back

Before I try really hard to look normal and end doing the opposite

-----

How many steps should one take at a second to look like your not hyped up?

How many times does the regular person fixes his hat on a 5 min walk ?

So I can limit my self plz

Thanks guys

You could always just talk to yourself and push an empty grocery cart. That way people would just think you're crazy and homeless and they would ignore you.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I need some sort of chart I can follow when in high on meth

And need to walk 5 mins to the liquor store and back

Before I try really hard to look normal and end doing the opposite

-----

How many steps should one take at a second to look like your not hyped up?

How many times does the regular person fixes his hat on a 5 min walk ?

So I can limit my self plz

Thanks guys

You could make 2 paper number sheets like #77, pin one on the front of the shirt and one on the back, and then when you're walking to the store everyone will look for everyone else in the race. It will be hilarious.

 

[crazyhairman]

^^ this

 

[t_xeplionhell]

I need some sort of chart I can follow when in high on meth

And need to walk 5 mins to the liquor store and back

Before I try really hard to look normal and end doing the opposite

-----

How many steps should one take at a second to look like your not hyped up?

How many times does the regular person fixes his hat on a 5 min walk ?

So I can limit my self plz

Thanks guys

I never check my hat