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What was the biggest lie or exaggeration you told someone when high?

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amberskye09

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We all do it dont we? Get fuckfaced sit arund chatting mugumbi for hours on end and before you realise it youve bigged yrself up to monumental proportions and embroidered the truth beyond recognition...Or esle reinvented your whole life. So what been the biggest pile of bullshit you spouted and did you ever get found out?

I'll start. I used to work as a podium dancer back in the day and often used to chill out with people I met in the venues.
Getting slightly *ahem* carried away with the MDMA compliments coming at me from every angle (from equally fucked up peeps who probably culdnt see further than the end of their nose anyway) I suddenly realised that I had told people that I was soooooooooooo successful as a model/dancer that I had actually bought my own house in West London with cash and that everyone was free to chill at my pad and use my Mercedes SLK anytime they wanted8o How kind of me to be so generous with a car I didnt have and my room in a shared house in studentsville. Typically at some point in the evening it was decided that we were all going back to my house to carry on the party. Cue an undignified and deliberate slip off a dance platform, a twisted ankle and a trip to A&E by which point my new best friends had long gone and I was left to hobble home on my own.

Another time, whilst trying to act way cooler than I was I do believe I may have mentioned that my ex was Grooverider and that him and Fabio were still such good friends that we spke on the phone almost everyday8) This became tricky when a mate was looking through my phone and found absolutely no phone numbers or texts for either Dj's. I blagged that and prayed it would all just die down. About 6 months later we were in Southend and totally fucked when the headline DJ came in. Grooverider.This was not so easy to dodge as my mates kept wanting to meet him. Cue Billy Bullshit who FAKED a call on my phone from Grooverider who had apparently seen us all and was asking that he not be hassled tonight becaus his new girlfriend was with him and she was insanely jealous of me. We left the Drum n Bass tent and didnt return. I do NOT know how I got away with that one. Probably because my mates were to shitfaced to question it. ....=D
 
naw those are mosquito bites, not needle pricks.

baby I'm a virgin of course I'm clean

I'm just gonna put the tip in

biggest lie: baby you know I love you.
 
Agree on sayin I'm sober. Or saying I'm on some random opie cuz I don't want to deal with the specific stigma of H.
 
I made up a person who I could say I was hanging out with when I was smoking heroin and such.

"I've been sober, the paraphernalia you found is very old."

"The black on my face is from doing a charcoal drawing:"
 
^^hah thats a good one about the charcoal drawing. When i started off smoking id always get black on my forehead and my friends wouldnt tell me so id walk into work like an idiot looking like i was just at ash wednesday.
 
"I only have one bag left. I would share but I'm already not going to get good." Says this while having a bundle in their pursem I never like sharing my heroin with anyone.

"No, I only did heroin once.... I'm never going to do it again. I was so stupid for trying it." Says this while talking on the phone to my sister while cutting lines in the background..

"I'm not high, I'm just tired and want to be left alone."

While robotripping and buying more dxm.... slouches and tries to look sick, throw in a couple of coughs as they tell you they hope you feel better and then I thank them. Then walk out the store and begin laughing.

I did opiates with this really hot italian guy and he was like in his 30's.... I acted like I needed a ride but didn't..... he offered me one but we were going to watch movies at his house. I acted all tired and shit and he was too I guess. Ended up staying the night at his place and he cuddled on the couch with me. He had a girlfriend but I guess didn't care.... I was so high and acted like I cared about his relationship even though I didn't. Slept on him and acted like I didn't know my hand was in an awkward place....even apologized in the morning but he didn't care. Even kissed me goodbye in his car as he dropped me off at home.... Never did that before but I was so fucked up on drugs. I started to initiate shit more when he told me him and his girlfriend weren't going to workout....asked him if he loved her and he replied no. Anyways ended up going back to his place with a friend and his girlfriend was there...... I talked to her as if I never was in the apartment before and how the exposed brick was so nice. Wow, that person is definitely not me. Luckily came to my senses though.
 
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