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What porno would you want playing if you were going to get busted for masturbating

It depends who was busting me..
If it was a family member then I think a simple fisting clip would be enough to cause them some form of shock related stroke ;)
 
It would have to be something so shocking and disgusting that it would teach them a lesson for spying on me. I don't know a lot about the world of porn, but maybe one of those Mr. Hands videos.
 
Ok, I'll bite. I'd rather be watching some Skinemax. Makes for an innocent story... was flipping channels, plot seemed real. They tricked me...
 
noonoo said:
Maybe bdm pain olympics 2 would do the trick?
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That sounds filthy enough to do the trick. It can be anthing "that cannot be unseen" by snoopy people walking into the room. Like the guy's rectum being ripped apart when the horse sodomizes him in Mr. Hands. He died a few days later from internal bleeding.
 
Surely if you were going to be 'busted' for watching porn, you probably want the safest most innocent thing playing? Being disturbed when your enjoying what ever porn you want is bad enough, them catching you watching granny porn would be worse.

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Well, if it was my wife, I think I would want it to be something really weird/hardcore - obvious fantasy. I think if I was watching just some straight-up vanilla shit, with some young/hot pornstar, maybe that would be hurtful, I dunno. Not that my wife isn't hot, she is, but people like to compare themselves in these situations and that just seems like it would be awkward.
 
mostly-human said:
Well, if it was my wife, I think I would want it to be something really weird/hardcore - obvious fantasy. I think if I was watching just some straight-up vanilla shit, with some young/hot pornstar, maybe that would be hurtful, I dunno. Not that my wife isn't hot, she is, but people like to compare themselves in these situations and that just seems like it would be awkward.
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I think the other way around - if your sitting watching animal or scat or really heavy BDSM and are 'caught' then your partner may be thinking WTF. I think it depends on the relationship - I would be surprised to find my partner watching vanilla straight porn more than the 'Fisting Fireman 9' (Bros n Hose) movie mentioned above.
 
'Pain pig pickup' although it's not something I masturbate to, and it's something I watch more in amazement at what the masochists/slave types can put their bodies through, and it would be considered very mild compared to the BDSM pain Olympics videos someone else mentioned.
 
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