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What is the worst or funniest drug bro science you heard by someone?

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TioW42

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Here's what I can think of on top of my head and most of these were in my teen years when I started smoking weed and taking other drugs so no surprise there was a lot of bullshit misinformation from some friends I knew who thought they were scientist but were actually stupid as shit when it came to drugs and basic science.
"Lick your weed to check if it's laced with LSD if it is your tongue goes fully numb"
"If you combine weed with alcohol you trip ballz and hallucinate"
"You can die if you smoke 8 joints"
"If you trip acid 7 times then you're deemed clinically insane by the government" (Also why the number 7? Is it like some lucky number that instantly makes you insane? wtf)
"If you take enough MDMA you'll get a permanent floppy or at best semi erected penis not even viagra can help"
"Pick up a random mushroom in your back garden and boil it for 30 minutes and after that you got yourself some magic mushrooms"
EDIT: I forgot about this one "Don't smoke weed everyday for 2 months straight you increase your chances of getting lung cancer by 50%"
 
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There's loads that come to mind.
A recent one was, "you gotta drink codeine syrup slowly or your liver will fail"
Then theres; purple haze is weed hydroponically grown in LSD,
people putting MDMA in blunts, snorting lines of crushed mushrooms cos it's like a 10 min "shroom buzz", eating weed only works if you mix it with food cos your stomach won't recognise it on its own and you'll just shit it out undamaged.
There are literally hundreds of em!
 
Damn I wish I remembered them all...in high school it was torture listening to some of them
 
My neighbor was my guide to the drug world in high school and he had lots of stories like that. Off the top of my head I remember

"This one guy tripped so hard that now he permanently sees everyone as cartoon characters"
"smoking earl grey will get you a high!" (Of course I tried this, and it didn't work)
(And the classic) " if a dealer sells you an eight of shrooms and it's all stems you're getting ripped off. Caps are way more potent"
 
Drinking orange juice potentiates mushrooms/psychedelics. Soo many relatively experienced people tout this.

Maybe vitamin C affects metabolisms a bit, surely not enough to make a difference.
 
^ I assume it more to do with acidity and better solubility? With mushrooms anyway, not sure about the rest.
 
Nah, can't be acidity, or else anything with citric acid would do fine. I've met so many people who I respected, and then they say that, smh.
 
When I was in high school the kids I started using with truly beleaved you could only snort things through the right nostril because it went to your brain quicker...
 
Bruh I got pushed into a pool with a sheet in my pocket and I legit TURNED INTO a glass of orange juice 8)
 
Damn, I have so many. To list a few...

Yesterday, a friend who smokes weed but doesn't mess with anything else asked me if I could get him some MDMA. When I asked why, he told me that he needed it to be around family when he couldn't smoke, because he was visiting cousins and he didn't want the smell to be in their house. Again, I asked why he wanted MDMA though. He goes, "Well isn't it just a stronger version of weed but you don't smoke it?"

A surprisingly large amount of my friends did not know that Xanax is a benzo. Which is surprising to me, because most of them haven't tried any benzos excepts xans. Slightly concerning. Similarly, I mentioned once that Adderall is an amphetamine, and this dude goes, "Oh right, that's benzoamphetamine!"

Someone told me they know someone whose uncle died from mixing "lsd and acid" which I just kind of went with, seeing as they weren't really the type of person who'd benefit much from psychedelics and I didn't feel like arguing over a person's dead uncle. Many people have asked if I know where to get lsd or acid, which is understandable for someone who's never dropped cid or heard much about it, but what gets me is the few people who've told me they've "done both lsd and acid", particularly the ones who act as though they know everything there is to know about psychedelics.

Someone asked me if selling marijuana was illegal. Nah, possessing it is illegal but as long as you're selling it you're good! Speaking of selling, another dude told me sells his Zoloft for $5 each.

I also think the varieties of spelling errors when it comes to pills are somewhat amusing--occasionally they're actually so off-point that I'll be genuinely concerned about why they're trying to get a drug that they don't even know the name of. "OxyCotton" "Vivans" "Adorol" "Zannax" "Codean"... Totally understandable for someone who's never fucked with pills and doesn't plan on it. But I don't understand people who will take something without knowing what it is...? Ignorance is definitely not bliss when it comes to drug use.
 
I think a lot of people believe LSD:acid::MDMA:ecstasy pills

Also so many misconceptions with psychedelics, there seem to be fewer with harder drugs. People must like attempting to explain the inexplicable I guess
 
SirTophamHat said:
Bruh I got pushed into a pool with a sheet in my pocket and I legit TURNED INTO a glass of orange juice 8)
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Lmao I have actually heard stories about people falling into water with sheets on them and tripping nuts, Not sure about the validity but.. this post did make me laugh who doesnt love turning into orange juice or wooden figurines
 
'The coating on [pre-plastic] OC's is the time release'.. not only did like 3/4ths of people I knew swear by this, but some of them actually would fucking argue the point nonstop after I corrected them.
 
When I threw a house party about 10 years ago my little sister got plastered and was praying to the porcelain god and the guy she brought was a marine in his post basic school... I went to bring my sister a glass of water and he practically tackled me and smashed the cup from my hand screaming, "NO!!! YOU CANNOT GIVE HER WATER! " We all said, "why not?" He then taught us what he learned from boot camp... water thins your blood so she will get alcohol poisoning.


*jaw-drop*
 
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