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What if you are in a relationship with someone who doesn't have a nice booty?

CfZrx

CfZrx

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What do you do?? I think I actually have to break up over this. Seems shallow, but lately I notice all these hot bootys, I mean nowadays with yoga pants, a lot of chicks who used to get ignored are booty rockstars. And then I come home to my anorexic gf with her very, very small butt, and I am going crazy. Stupid post, I know, but has anyone else ever had this happen?
 
I need a girl with a big Latina ass, its mandatory, I'm just not turned on my girls that have male sized butts, it's a turn off. However once fallen in love, I would stay with my lover if she became a paraplegic.. love has no boundaries
 
All girls have a big butt when they bend over. Just find something to like about what you have...for example appreciate how clean her butt is and how she doesn't mind if you do stuff to it. Women with big butts aren't all that and very often they don't keep their butts clean because their butts are so big it's hard to keep it clean lol
 
opiatekrzy said:
I need a girl with a big Latina ass, its mandatory, I'm just not turned on my girls that have male sized butts, it's a turn off. However once fallen in love, I would stay with my lover if she became a paraplegic.. love has no boundaries
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I'm an ass junkie myself.
Ryan01 said:
If I wasn't already in good shape, I would hit the gym to set an example. Otherwise I would break up, or get a side chick
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Yeah, like do 1,000 squats every morning while she's watching :)

theredgiant said:
All girls have a big butt when they bend over. Just find something to like about what you have...for example appreciate how clean her butt is and how she doesn't mind if you do stuff to it. Women with big butts aren't all that and very often they don't keep their butts clean because their butts are so big it's hard to keep it clean lol
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ok, lmAO!! So true, many a big ass is smelly.
 
CfZrx said:
oh no, i saw her little butt and still loved her 8(
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Been there and done that and yes..... it really sucks. Last girl friend had a small ass looked flat as board from behind unless in yoga pants. It honestly bothered me and I lost all interest in her and started seeing her different and it put me in a weird place. I left her I don't remember what excuse I used but I knew I had to. All men have their personal interests in women and for me I go big if I have too. this girl I'm talking to is bit thick but nothing bad and her is big. she thinks I like her tits (of course) but what can I say I am sucker for a big perfectly shaped booty =D
 
A little butt will make your dick cum....A big butt will probably make you cum a lot faster but both will make you cum man. Why are you so picky? Just grab that little butt and have fun with it...make her supplement her deficiency in the bottom department with something nasty and disgusting that you really like
 
PhillipMcRevis said:
Been there and done that and yes..... it really sucks. Last girl friend had a small ass looked flat as board from behind unless in yoga pants. It honestly bothered me and I lost all interest in her and started seeing her different and it put me in a weird place. I left her I don't remember what excuse I used but I knew I had to. All men have their personal interests in women and for me I go big if I have too. this girl I'm talking to is bit thick but nothing bad and her is big. she thinks I like her tits (of course) but what can I say I am sucker for a big perfectly shaped booty =D
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I really liked reading this! Thanks ;) Lol, u have to have been there to know what we're talking about. A lot of guys never even had a gf w/ a small booty so this doesn't make sense iirc.
theredgiant said:
A little butt will make your dick cum....A big butt will probably make you cum a lot faster but both will make you cum man. Why are you so picky? Just grab that little butt and have fun with it...make her supplement her deficiency in the bottom department with something nasty and disgusting that you really like
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Yeah, you're right, I think her being a bitch from hell is making me picky.
 
CfZrx said:
And then I come home to my anorexic gf with her very, very small butt, and I am going crazy. Stupid post, I know, but has anyone else ever had this happen?
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If she really is anorexic, do whatever you can to get her the help she needs to get well. If this issue gets tackled successfully, she may very well put on some weight and things "down there" may start getting better!

"I think her being a bitch from hell is making me picky".I'm sorry but her bitchiness does not give one a free pass to be "picky", however fixing the above-mentioned problem (the anorexia) may go a long ways to helping solve this issue too. I'm pretty sure from what I know about the disease that she doesn't feel very good about herself and all in all, this could be the root of most of her bitchiness.

I know it's tough to deal with from where you sit but if you truly love her (kind of a curse and a blessing!) then you'll find the strength to help her out and do what it takes.
 
I love the guy appreciating the cleanliness of his girls ass. Is that not a given requirement? For most people, there is nothing less sexual than the odours of excretement wafting cyclically with each thrust into your grimacing face.

I think there is something to appreciate in most female ass's. For example, the small and petite have a sort of fragility that I simply want to destroy. But I've been with my girl for 12 years, and haven't fucked anyone else in about 7, and she has a pretty big ass that I enjoy exploring. She's got the hourglass shape, is a bit plump, heaps of places to grab and slap and bury the face within. :) But if she did not have these attributes, I'd still love her- a truly nimble lover is able to find something arousing and appealing about any naked form.
 
CfZrx said:
I really liked reading this! Thanks ;) Lol, u have to have been there to know what we're talking about. A lot of guys never even had a gf w/ a small booty so this doesn't make sense iirc.

Yeah, you're right, I think her being a bitch from hell is making me picky.
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glad I could help. with all preferences a man could have go for what you want in life and dont wait cause regrets suck in the long run. Chase after your dreams! (booty)
 
swilow said:
I love the guy appreciating the cleanliness of his girls ass. Is that not a given requirement? For most people, there is nothing less sexual than the odours of excretement wafting cyclically with each thrust into your grimacing face.
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LOL...your wording is priceless...thank you for my laugh of the morning ...(It is simultaneously hilarious and gross. And quite true)
 
Probably the dumbest thread title and most shallow dude ever. Break up over an ass? Outta here with that!
 
For fuck sake if you love someone you do so for the person!!! I could easily kiss a warty toad good night every night so long as I knew it twas my soul mate underneath xxxx tis troo xxx
 
^I've missed that distinctive British humour! :)

massiveinminiature said:
The B9 one tis just that .... Beeee-nine - swillow my lovely tis fab to hear from thee!!<3
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And you! Say hi to him, tell him to stop by, its still the same nonsense talking inanity that he basically introduced to us all :D

Hope life has been treating you both gently. <3
 
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