Kandy K
Ex-Bluelighter
I seriously saw the funniest crackhead black man on one of those "real ER horror stories" shows.
This crackhead shows up stuck with a KNIFE stuck in his back because someone stabbed him in the back and left the fucking blade there right? And when the doctors tried to take the knife out he REFUSED to let them because he didn't believe a knife was really there and the doctors only wanted to get in his pockets because (and I quote): "Y'ALL JUST WANNA TAKE A NIGGAZ MONAY!!!"
WAIT
IT GETS EVEN BETTER
They take an X-ray of his back and are still convincing him to let the doctors work on his back because it's really bad. He screams, "YOUZA JUST A BUNCH OF COMPUTA DOCTAH GENERATORS!!!!! WHITE MEN JUST WANNA TAKE A NIGGAZ MONEY!"
THEN he tries to LEAVE the er with the knife still in his back, he BARELY makes it out the door before passing the fuck out, and has to get rushed back in.
That episode really makes me want to do crack. My friends all say I'm a crackhead black man trapped in an Asian girl's body for a reason. Now I know why. It's a match made in heaven.
This crackhead shows up stuck with a KNIFE stuck in his back because someone stabbed him in the back and left the fucking blade there right? And when the doctors tried to take the knife out he REFUSED to let them because he didn't believe a knife was really there and the doctors only wanted to get in his pockets because (and I quote): "Y'ALL JUST WANNA TAKE A NIGGAZ MONAY!!!"
WAIT
IT GETS EVEN BETTER
They take an X-ray of his back and are still convincing him to let the doctors work on his back because it's really bad. He screams, "YOUZA JUST A BUNCH OF COMPUTA DOCTAH GENERATORS!!!!! WHITE MEN JUST WANNA TAKE A NIGGAZ MONEY!"
THEN he tries to LEAVE the er with the knife still in his back, he BARELY makes it out the door before passing the fuck out, and has to get rushed back in.
That episode really makes me want to do crack. My friends all say I'm a crackhead black man trapped in an Asian girl's body for a reason. Now I know why. It's a match made in heaven.