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What does this fucked dream mean abt me.

JoshLobbs

JoshLobbs

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Don't worry it get nsfw at the end

it starts with me cooking up some crystals (potassium hydroxide) in the most janky set up; i add some salt or something to a pot of boiling water in our shed down the bottom of our garden. I'm trying to evaporate them or something. then i use a trowel to collect/evaporate the crystals which once evaporated are a off white colour. then I head back down my garden past the summerhouse past the rockery filled with lavender to where my pond and patio are. I was apparently holding the trowel the hole way down the path. once reach the pond the youtuber explosion's and fire then splits off from my body and then the youtuber Nile red takes the trowel that apparently was worth £700 and also belonged to Nile. Nile is pissed and E&F is sad so Nile gives E&F a bale of nitrocellulose, which looks like kiln wool and then buggers off. E&F is happy and proceeds to fabricate a pvc canon out of thin air. then looking for something to shoot the canon at mounts the canon to a tripod next to my pond, the canon is aimed at the youtuber Look mum no computer. i do a double take and see that he's buck naked on his back with his cheeks spread and wearing a cock ring around a massively long dick. E&F then starts to fire the canon on LMNC, who's bleach white perfect ass is pointing towards the canon. the canon is a bit shit for a few fires only managing to knock LMNC's Massive semi around flopping it side to side. then when E&F works out the right mix for the cannon, as to make it detonate rather than deflagrate, I swoop in there to save LMNC, i grab him apparently by his dick and then shit gets a bit blurry but i think as we were escaping (4 ft away) I complement him on the size of his dick, i notice that he had a black cock ring around his dick at this point.

and that's where the dream stops.

so yea wtf.

I had a really vivid weird gay chemistry sex dream with youtubers from 3 different commonwealth country's and it wasn't even a wet dream.

AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT TROWEL WAS WORTH £700 IT WAS FUCKING RUSTY AS SHIT

Edit: changed the title to reflect more a discussion than a vent.
 
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I never have such interesting dreams. Possibly because I never go to sleep. A nice piece of writing but not quite within the remit of Sex, Love, Relationships. Unless we all get onto analysing the implications of it for OP’s sexuality - then it would fit. If not I might move it over to the Dreams thread to be consistent in rule application. But I do like it.
 
I have very vivid dreams myself. Almost every night I sleep. Its pretty intense. I dont rememeber a lot of them unless I write them down or make sure to think of it. Im so used to super intense dreams that they fall to the wayside a lot of the time. Its actually a little disturbing. I started having night terrors at 22 and that happens sometimes still too at 30.
 
Perforated said:
I never have such interesting dreams. Possibly because I never go to sleep. A nice piece of writing but not quite within the remit of Sex, Love, Relationships. Unless we all get onto analysing the implications of it for OP’s sexuality - then it would fit. If not I might move it over to the Dreams thread to be consistent in rule application. But I do like it.
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I my thought process was that the NSFW elements wouldn't be appropriate for the dreams thread. Feel free to move where you think this would go best.

Feel free to analyse the implications this has abt my sexuality tho. I think I'm bi but I'm still young so idk. 100% like traps tho.

Glad you guys liked it. I thought my writing was a bit iffy so I might re write at a later date. Also I dident manage to write about the whole Bones style zoom and enhance detective work that helped Nile track down the trowel.

Edit: also I think this dream was triggered by my sexual frustration at not being able to cum cause of my SSRI'S. I tried jacking off 6 times that night.
 
hawleyc said:
i get night terrors from most amphetamines, i need to know if theres a better option amongst the many scripts that will more or less abate the blown pupils that cause night terrors. is there a lighter sort that wont make me see trip or hallucinate if im laying down in the dark?

i saw bugs in my bed once as a child, it was awful.
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hey mate you might get better answers by making a thread in one of the dedicated forums. this is SLR I think you might want other drugs or the dark side.
 
That you spend too much time or that youtube influencers/youtube wannabe celebrities or their opinions have too much value to you. Or maybe Red Nile whoever he or she is, is a METH or DMT cook?
 
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