• LAVA Moderator: Shinji Ikari

what do you do to kill time when youre bored?

work out why your feeling bored, don't add to the distractions hiding what you are feeling.

to me, boredom represents an unwillingness to embrace what is happening in the present moment.
 
The Lounge
Draw random shit
Write random shit
Try to remember bitches ive banged.
Push ups
Think about what a blue whale is doing right now. Like right now in the vast deep ocean. What is he thinking about?
 
Whenever I'm bored, I invariably resort to any of the following activities (any one of which may be performed by itself or in combination with any number of others):

Frequent or excessive masturbation
Wanton sexual behavior
Thinking sexual thoughts
Polysubstance misuse
Reading a book
Riding around in my automobile with no particular place to go (à la Chuck Berry)
Engaging in extemporaneous soliloquy (to hone my oratory skill)
Autodidactically learning some subject (topology, astronomy, philology, etc)
Browsing Internet porn
Meticulously sketching the blueprints to my imaginary, fantastically intricate, state-of-the-art clandestine drug lab
Commenting on Internet forums
Writing extensively on any number of topics
Going for a long walk
Learning new words and re-learning old ones
Learning or learning about a particular language
Philosophizing
Thinking about how bored I am or why I am bored
Completing any mundane or everyday errands, chores, obligations, etc.
Participating in a debate about nearly anything debatable with someone or myself

And I believe I've exhausted my memory's supply of readily available impromptu activities to enumerate.
 
I clean and organize everything I can find. Sometimes i paint, I'm no artist but I find it very relaxing.
 
Invent drugs like new MDMA and hardcore opiates pills, and test my inventions on strung out druggies for 70 a pop,...
either way it's a win win I'm making money and drugs.
 
Invent drugs like new MDMA and hardcore opiates pills, and test my inventions on strung out druggies for 70 a pop,...
either way it's a win win I'm making money and drugs.

You must either be full of shit, incredibly stupid, or profoundly deranged if you aren't being jocose and facetious. I believe you may be the latter, and simply joking.

But if my suspicion is not correct, here's why you must be lying, lamebrained, or loony. If by "test" you mean 'assay'—like how pharmaceutical companies create clinical trials to test the pharmacology/bioactivitiy of some new chemical entity (NCE)—then how does one go about testing a novel drug in an unwitting person and without their full cooperation? Do you kidnap them, forcibly administer the drug, then lock them in an observation room? Do you surreptitiously follow them around and see how they behave?

How does one monitor or even keep track of a non-consenting, freely travelling test subject? Wouldn't that be tantamount to drugging a mouse without a cage within which to confine it and prevent it from wandering away and getting lost?

Also, you say your drugs are put into pills. To whom and of what substance, I wonder, could one sell a single pill (each no more than an effective dose) for such a prohibitively priced $70 each?

If this was your idea of a joke, then I must say it could have been less asinine, less subtle, better constructed, and more humorous, in all sincerity.
 
You always imagine the feelings you had when you were high.
Or, play games, PC time, BL.
Still bored anyway..
 
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