Invent drugs like new MDMA and hardcore opiates pills, and test my inventions on strung out druggies for 70 a pop,...
either way it's a win win I'm making money and drugs.
You must either be full of shit, incredibly stupid, or profoundly deranged if you aren't being jocose and facetious. I believe you may be the latter, and simply joking.
But if my suspicion is not correct, here's why you must be lying, lamebrained, or loony. If by "test" you mean 'assay'—like how pharmaceutical companies create clinical trials to test the pharmacology/bioactivitiy of some new chemical entity (NCE)—then how does one go about testing a novel drug in an unwitting person and without their full cooperation? Do you kidnap them, forcibly administer the drug, then lock them in an observation room? Do you surreptitiously follow them around and see how they behave?
How does one monitor or even keep track of a non-consenting, freely travelling test subject? Wouldn't that be tantamount to drugging a mouse without a cage within which to confine it and prevent it from wandering away and getting lost?
Also, you say your drugs are put into pills. To whom and of what substance, I wonder, could one sell a single pill (each no more than an effective dose) for such a prohibitively priced $70 each?
If this was your idea of a joke, then I must say it could have been less asinine, less subtle, better constructed, and more humorous, in all sincerity.