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Vitamin D deficiency may increase risk for addiction to opioids and ultraviolet rays
Lab animals deficient in vitamin D crave and become dependent on opioids, which is curbed when normal levels of the vitamin are restored. Human health records indicate that people with low vitamin D are more likely to use and misuse opioids. Study results suggest a potential role for vitamin D...
www.eurekalert.org
Very interesting... Well, better go work on my tan :D