Verse your RC...... 3,2,1

[Eveleivibe]

I been thinking on a possible fun thread to make where everyome can ecpress their favourite RC as we mark the end of the RC era. I thought of Inflo's versing thread n so I thought I'd see if that works.

In verse, express your favourite RC(s). Maybe at the end someone can collaborate the best ones into a type of rap song / poem whatever n we could maybe sweet-talk ColtDan into creating some music on his guitar. Hoping Dan will post something here because he's really ace at verse.

Ok begin

Note to Fubz: tone it down a bit in yours yea :D we know 3-FPN mskes ye durty but too much talk on volcanic, spitting, valleys, vibrating mountains n rockers can be a bit much :D especially for us innocent virgins who enjoy drinking tea out of china cups.

Edit: Dammit I press enter before i finished. I was wanting to sort the title around that 'Craid David' song.

Evey

 

[Don Luigi]

I had a poem about my love for benzos.

I've forgotten it 8)

I can just see some romance starved significant other stumbling across this, only to find their partner is making an ode to methoxetamine instead of poetry for them.

 

[Eveleivibe]

I had a poem about my love for benzos.

I've forgotten it 8)

Remember it or make up something funny. Would be nice for some humour in here cheer everyone up.

Evey

 

[Don Luigi]

That was my poem!

I feel it captures the spirit of benzos perfectly.

 

[Eveleivibe]

Oh 3 oh darling 3
You saw me you came on to me
You fucked me up
As I drank your euthoria like you were water in a cup
Dearest 3 what a wild, breathtaking fuck
When you ceme in me I thought I was in luck
Riding your back I was fucking high
Althougj it was an illusion; one big lie
Up n down we'd go
High n low high n low
Racing like a rocket through the night
Then you'd drain me fuck I felt like utter shite,
I only had eyes for you n no need for food
You changed me; made me dirty n rude
Oh 3 you're the mighty white trash
in more than imagine you drained the cash
You got me fucked
I enjoyed having my tits sucked
Yeah I've just wrote a loada utter shit you see
Darling 3 that's what's you to me.
We think we're fucking brill
When really we're spouting such utter drivel
So 3 when you are no more and I comedown
You smile slightly as you see the face frown
You know we, each ome of us are an utter bellend
We're going to be with you soon we're gna spend,
Our money 3 to have you stimulant me,
Ride me baby, ride me; my fuck fest 3
3-FPM, threeeee

Note: this is a JOKE n NOT to be taken seriously

Evey

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Oh 3 oh darling 3
You saw me you came on to me
You fucked me up
As I drank your euthoria like you were water in a cup
Dearest 3 what a wild, breathtaking fuck
When you ceme in me I thought I was in luck
Riding your back I was fucking high
Althougj it was an illusion; one big lie
Up n down we'd go
High n low high n low
Racing like a rocket through the night
Then you'd drain me fuck I felt like utter shite,
I only had eyes for you n no need for food
You changed me; made me dirty n rude
Oh 3 you're the mighty white trash
in more than imagine you drained the cash
You got me fucked
I enjoyed having my tits sucked
Yeah I've just wrote a loada utter shit you see
Darling 3 that's what's you to me.
We think we're fucking brill
When really we're spouting such utter drivel
So 3 when you are no more and I comedown
You smile slightly as you see the face frown
You know we, each ome of us are an utter bellend
We're going to be with you soon we're gna spend,
Our money 3 to have you stimulant me,
Ride me baby, ride me; my fuck fest 3
3-FPM, threeeee

Note: this is a JOKE n NOT to be taken seriously

Evey

And you're telling me to tone it down?

You've thrown the fuckin gauntlet now baby....

 

[Eveleivibe]

Goron lets see your 3 verse goron I need a laugh hahaha

Evey

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

When I'm on 3
I like to be
Covered in piss
By my lady
Sitting on my face
So I can't see
Is the epitome
Of ecstasy.
She wiggles and giggles and wobbles her baps
Whilst I'm sucking on her pissflaps
Wanking my cock till I go numb
Shoving her thumb right up my bum
This is why I like to be
Off my tits on 3fp...


(Sorry, you made me do it...)

 

[Eveleivibe]

hahahahahahaha what ye like?! Nexr thing we'll be having a thread "any problems in thrvsex department? Ask the sex God, FUBZ the Pubes" lol

Evey

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

'Sex advice?' Please do not mock,
For Fubar's got a flaccid cock...

 

[steewith2ees]

Tripping on 1-P,
Fractured fractal reality,
Clouds and things.

Please note that this is a haiku verse and its very clever, in case any philistines mistake it for three pointless and unimaginative sentances.

Im a poet and,
I just didnt ever realise that I knew i was one

 

[Don Luigi]

Im a poet and,
I just didnt ever realise that I knew i was one

Psychedelics can bring one profound revelations

 

[steewith2ees]

Psychedelics can bring one profound revelations

Absolutely, and u can take loads of it without it damaging your metal hell or your brain brother - in fact, hes alot easier to listen to since I started taking them again 8(

 

[Don Luigi]

I know just what you mean. It's like a little holiday each time. It's my soma. I've maybe been taking them a bit too much, and I may be fooling myself, but they seem to have helped enormously in the past few months, especially since I tried sensory deprivation. I was able to take each part of my mind and give it a good clean. It was like the entities were preforming surgery on me

 

[steewith2ees]

I know just what you mean. It's like a little holiday each time. It's my soma. I've maybe been taking them a bit too much, and I may be fooling myself, but they seem to have helped enormously in the past few months, especially since I tried sensory deprivation. I was able to take each part of my mind and give it a good clean. It was like the entities were preforming surgery on me

My last post was supposed to be a clever joke thats obviously shit and has fell embarrassingly flat on its face.

On a serious note Don, I know exactly what you mean. As long as I only do them occasionally they surprisingly work wonders for a paranoid old neurotic as myself - as Ive said many times, I find the experiences quite refreshing, as If im giving my subconcious a proper spring clean. When it does the trick proper its great feeling so comfortable in ones skin, even tho I should be put down for being a fucking smackpig. Its the only time I can rise above the bullshit and just accept myself for who I am despite the mistakes Ive made.

 

[consumer]

Psychedelics are good for you. I am a firm believer in them. They are not addictive and i find they allow you to think and reflect on things in a way that is impossible otherwise. I also find they have a lasting anti depressant effect..at least on me. I have a stash of 1p here but to be honest i will probably give them away. I have so much super high quality genuine lsd that i doubt i will ever take them. I have read too many mixed reports from seasoned lsd fans to get really excited about them. Perhaps i will give them a go but i seriously doubt they will compare favourably to 98% pure Swiss Bliss acid..or the Californian white fluff for that matter.

 

[Eveleivibe]

Tut tut not much versing going om ere hark at you all n Fubz did that lovely verse too hehe

Evey

 

[steewith2ees]

Psychedelics are good for you. I am a firm believer in them. They are not addictive and i find they allow you to think and reflect on things in a way that is impossible otherwise. I also find they have a lasting anti depressant effect..at least on me. I have a stash of 1p here but to be honest i will probably give them away. I have so much super high quality genuine lsd that i doubt i will ever take them. I have read too many mixed reports from seasoned lsd fans to get really excited about them. Perhaps i will give them a go but i seriously doubt they will compare favourably to 98% pure Swiss Bliss acid..or the Californian white fluff for that matter.

They do have some leg, as anyone on here whos taken a 300mcg dose will attest to....