I'm a female and have had a secure way to pass drug tests until my out patient switched to using what they call a "hat" so instead of holding a cup under me there is this plastic pan like thing that sits on the toilet and you sit on top. This is so you cannot use your hands.
I usually have a travel size shampoo bottle filled with clean pee, the cap is removed and in place I put a peice of foil on top- securing the foil with tiny rubber bands tied around the neck of the bottle. After heating I put it inside me and when I take the test I use my right hand, Palm up, thumb forward holding the cup with all my fingers expect my pinky which i use to puncture the foil and it flows out. Nothing drops or makes noise and no one can see it.
So Im trying to figure out a way to uncork the bottle without having to put my hands down there. I tried doing what I usually do minus the rubber bands and in place I wrapped a string around the foil (under and over so it latched on) and had the string go from there, up my shirt and down my sleeve but that didn't work very well cuz my hands would be fidgeting and the foil would drop leaving a hanging string and foil when I stood up. I could try something like saran warp but then how would I attach the string? Also the string has to be like sewing string so it's not noticeable and if it is then I could say it's part of my shirt. Maybe I could somehow pull it through my pants- down one leg to my knee (where there's holes) so I can pull the string. I don't know this all sounds ridiculous. Anyways, if you have any suggestions or clever ideas let me know!
I usually have a travel size shampoo bottle filled with clean pee, the cap is removed and in place I put a peice of foil on top- securing the foil with tiny rubber bands tied around the neck of the bottle. After heating I put it inside me and when I take the test I use my right hand, Palm up, thumb forward holding the cup with all my fingers expect my pinky which i use to puncture the foil and it flows out. Nothing drops or makes noise and no one can see it.
So Im trying to figure out a way to uncork the bottle without having to put my hands down there. I tried doing what I usually do minus the rubber bands and in place I wrapped a string around the foil (under and over so it latched on) and had the string go from there, up my shirt and down my sleeve but that didn't work very well cuz my hands would be fidgeting and the foil would drop leaving a hanging string and foil when I stood up. I could try something like saran warp but then how would I attach the string? Also the string has to be like sewing string so it's not noticeable and if it is then I could say it's part of my shirt. Maybe I could somehow pull it through my pants- down one leg to my knee (where there's holes) so I can pull the string. I don't know this all sounds ridiculous. Anyways, if you have any suggestions or clever ideas let me know!
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