Trying to get cancer just to have oxycodone

[bookshelf1]

i eat a little of black plastic bags everyday in hope of getting some kind of cancer so my family don't blame me for taking oxycodone and doctors will give it to me easily.its been a month now but i have no cancer yet.
my family is putting pressure on me to take me away from drugs but they don't understand that i love drugs,so i am doing my effort.
anyone have better idea how to get cancer?

 

[kongoman]

I think its a stupid idea. You think that eating plastic bags you will get some kind of cancer?
Even if you get cancer you dont know if they will give you opioids.
I think there are other options to get opioids.
Dude stop eating plastic bags.
Just my opinion.

 

[deficiT]

We can't instruct you how to get cancer here. Please don't eat plastic.