AugustWest1965
Greenlighter
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- Feb 2, 2022
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THIS IS CALLED "HAVING FUN"
(disclaimer: this is not real. this is satire only. please do not start calling my friends and ex girlfriends asking if I am okay or they are safe, as happened before after a particularly intense piece of writing I shared. repeat, this is NOT REAL)
Yea I've tried everything to control the paranoia but when the sun comes out animals start making noises,people start calling and coming over asking questions I don't even wanna see any1 as if I think they will know I'm tweeking which they do. But then they ask if I am and I say "why do i look like it". As I take a shower,cut my hair, shave,brush my teeth, put on all clean clothes with deodorant,that I rubbed all over my body. Then hit it with baby powder then cologne then body spray.
Rinsing my mouth out with mouthwash,bleach and alcohol 5 times,putting in eye drops,putting so much gel and hair spray in my hair it stays rock hard for a week.
Then looking at em saying "do I still look like I'm tweeking".As they say "wtf how much shit did u do,u are outta ur mind". Smelling like a mixture of baby powder and cologne with a scent of mouthwash.My gums are bleeding from brushing so much and my eyes are still dripping wet from putting all whole bottle of eye drops in,after washing my eyeballs out with soap.
My hair is looking like Bruno mars but white cuz all the shit I put in it dried up and it just looks like sawdust all on my head.Standing there in a suit and tie like I'm about to go to Jackson Country Club for what rich people call a ball. or church.
As I'm walking around in circles around the room picking up and moving stuff back and forth reading the bible in 1 hand and my phone in the other.Texting calling tweeting posting to every social media account i have.Til I look at myself and realize I'm outta my mind.Running to the store to get alcohol and weed to slow me down as I'm passing people on bikes while running down the street as they look at me thinking he's on a good 1.
I'm telling every1 I'm clean haven't did that shit in months carrying around NA coins that I show people to say I'm 90 days clean.
Hitting 3 Dr. Clinics telling them I need something to slow me down I always got too much energy.Then they took my blood pressure and checked my heartbeart and it registered so high it broke the moniter and an alarm was going off. My heartbeat is 5 times more than normal and they are telling me they know what I'm on.Saying they gotta admit me or call the cops I tell em to do both.Then say ima go to the restroom and crawl out the window onto the roof of a 10 story building.Then I shimmy my way down a pipe drain onto the ground Into the sewer. Make my way home under ground.Then when I get near my house take off all my clothes except my boxers and tie a shirt around my head to look like a jogger.Pop up out the sewer tell whoever saw me that I had to fix the pipes down there and back home safe
.As I stare out the curtain all night with a telescope and binoculars. With all the lights shut off and doors locked with 2×4 nailed to em.
I can hardly wait to do it again next weekend.
(disclaimer: this is not real. this is satire only. please do not start calling my friends and ex girlfriends asking if I am okay or they are safe, as happened before after a particularly intense piece of writing I shared. repeat, this is NOT REAL)
Yea I've tried everything to control the paranoia but when the sun comes out animals start making noises,people start calling and coming over asking questions I don't even wanna see any1 as if I think they will know I'm tweeking which they do. But then they ask if I am and I say "why do i look like it". As I take a shower,cut my hair, shave,brush my teeth, put on all clean clothes with deodorant,that I rubbed all over my body. Then hit it with baby powder then cologne then body spray.
Rinsing my mouth out with mouthwash,bleach and alcohol 5 times,putting in eye drops,putting so much gel and hair spray in my hair it stays rock hard for a week.
Then looking at em saying "do I still look like I'm tweeking".As they say "wtf how much shit did u do,u are outta ur mind". Smelling like a mixture of baby powder and cologne with a scent of mouthwash.My gums are bleeding from brushing so much and my eyes are still dripping wet from putting all whole bottle of eye drops in,after washing my eyeballs out with soap.
My hair is looking like Bruno mars but white cuz all the shit I put in it dried up and it just looks like sawdust all on my head.Standing there in a suit and tie like I'm about to go to Jackson Country Club for what rich people call a ball. or church.
As I'm walking around in circles around the room picking up and moving stuff back and forth reading the bible in 1 hand and my phone in the other.Texting calling tweeting posting to every social media account i have.Til I look at myself and realize I'm outta my mind.Running to the store to get alcohol and weed to slow me down as I'm passing people on bikes while running down the street as they look at me thinking he's on a good 1.
I'm telling every1 I'm clean haven't did that shit in months carrying around NA coins that I show people to say I'm 90 days clean.
Hitting 3 Dr. Clinics telling them I need something to slow me down I always got too much energy.Then they took my blood pressure and checked my heartbeart and it registered so high it broke the moniter and an alarm was going off. My heartbeat is 5 times more than normal and they are telling me they know what I'm on.Saying they gotta admit me or call the cops I tell em to do both.Then say ima go to the restroom and crawl out the window onto the roof of a 10 story building.Then I shimmy my way down a pipe drain onto the ground Into the sewer. Make my way home under ground.Then when I get near my house take off all my clothes except my boxers and tie a shirt around my head to look like a jogger.Pop up out the sewer tell whoever saw me that I had to fix the pipes down there and back home safe
.As I stare out the curtain all night with a telescope and binoculars. With all the lights shut off and doors locked with 2×4 nailed to em.
I can hardly wait to do it again next weekend.
