1. Write an essay regarding the possibility that the use of palindromic dates in modern rewrites of classic Victorian literature affords a greater degree of clarity when comparing them to the Mr Men series of books.
2. Paint a photographic quality still-life, portraying only what is not existant within the paintings field of vision.
3. Define the seasons though the sensations they invoke.
4. Create a disscussive definition for a readily explainable emotion, such as anger, which is so convoluted that it would send even the most absurd of existentialists searching for a Mills and Boon.
5. Using a ripped copy of Acid Pro, an analog to digital converter, a dodgy mic, one semi-functional technics SL1200 with a crappy mixer, and a pile of old classical music 12', create the greatest experimental hip-hop album of all time.
6. Design and build a dinner table and chair set.
7. Create the most elaborate table ornament possible out of stick glue and used photocopy paper.
8. Build a fort which can comfortably house one adult, using nothing except playing cards.
9. Make a chain out of a solid piece of wood.
10. Solve the Riemann Hypothesis and collect the one million dollar prize
11. Express the number 1 in a twenty page equation
12. Create a series of necklaces using things you were intending to throw away.
13. Wear them in front of the mirror.
14. Take a series of B&W photos of yourself naked sporting the necklaces, with the wood chain mentioned previously coiled tastfully in your lap.
15. Post those photos on myspace.
16. Storyboard a feature length film about the trials of a vampire who has their child removed by social services.
