THE WORST MOST CRINGEY LYRICS useless ones that stick in your head

[Airmid]

Thought it was about time we started this one off. There's been so many popular quoted lyrics but thought it might be fun to think of some of the ghastly commercial, non-think tank ones that mean nothing, make no sense and have used sublime words just to make the song rhyme. Or those songs where they cannot think of any words so fill in with ..Sorry Rihanna (do love some of your stuff) but the "na na na na's" do go on quite a bit. The Police's, "a doo doo a da is all I have to say to you"..that kind of thing and the one's you really dislike that even if you catch a hint of it on the radio in the car your humming it all day!..Yes that commercial brain numbing trash, what are your pet hates?...I'll start with one absurdity

Des'ree - Life
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the evening news.

 

[Airmid]

“I don’t care who you are, where you’re from, what you did As long as you love me…” Backstreet Boys (As long as you love me)

 

[weekend addiction]

"work, work, work, work, work" keeps playing at my "work, work, work, work, work."

Awful song especially the more you hear it.

 

[SKL]

Was hanging out with a family member with small children who were watching Disney movies..

Now on repeat in my head:
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please ...

And from the TV commercial:
You don't have to be lonely
At farmers only dot com

 

[Airmid]

Madonna (but this was a big mistake) from "I Love New York"

"I don't like cities,
But I like New York,
Other places
Make me feel like a dork"

 

[ScaredofMyself]

Anything by Matty B.

 

[Znegative]

"Give me alchemy, give me wizardry,
Give me sorcery, thermatology
Electricity, Magic if you please,
Master all of these, Bring him to his knees"
-5 Magic's by Megadeth

God I love Megadeth, but that one's painful. 'bring him to his knees', great way to end an already awful verse.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

OP; you requested I close this thread because no one replied, but it seems people have. I'll leave it open for now.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Emptiness is loneliness,
and loneliness is cleanliness.
And cleanliness is godliness,
and god is empty just like me
Zero by Smashing Pumpkins

I don't know what's going on with those lyrics and I don't want to either. Too self indulgent, pretentious,. It sounds like something a goth kid might write in jr high. Grated me every time I heard it

 

[Airmid]

Nice One..yuKK!! here's another David Alan Coe

Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast...
Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps.
You can talk about your hollywood Fags.

If you want to know the best love in the world then I'm the best mother-fucker alive
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she ever got rich.
And it would take a man a day and a half just to satisfy that bitch.

Why the Queen of England gave me the keys to the whole damn Country of France
And it only took me 15 minutes to get into her pants.

Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast, cause honey, that's my bag.

Fact, I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace Gag ​