PsychedelicWizard
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2014
- Messages
- 243
These are sorted by the junkie scale of 1-4. 1 being a casual toker or curious chipper to 4 being crazy crackhead babbling to self dressed in rags missing teeth. Just look at each question and see where you tend to end up.
1 = Casual Chipper, Curious Toker
2 = Run-of-the-Mill G.E.N.E.R.I.C. Junkie
3 = Holy !@#$ that guy has a serious problem, but damn he sure is cool.
4 = Brains are more fried than eggs cooked on a skillet above molten lava.
What kind of clothes do you wear...
(1) Just whatever fits, sometimes some 420-culture gear, but only something small like a belt or a T-shirt.
(2) Whatever I kind find on the street, is given to me, or in the thrift store.
(3) One really cool outfit that I have not washed in weeks.
(4) If I am wearing clothes, they are ripped rags and garbage bags, but otherwise I like to be in the buff.
How many lighters, matches, pipes, needles, or other drug paraphernalia is on your person, in your home, and car...
(1) Maybe a lighter or two, maybe I even bummed that. I am lucky to have some rolling papers on hand.
(2) Bunch of lighters, some matchbooks, and a few pipes are scattered around.
(3) Enough lighters to open a convenient store, too bad 90% of them do not work but I am too addled to figure out which ones should be discarded, plus more pipes than Chins in a Chinatown, even if they are covered in nasty chemical waste burns I am too lazy or in burned out to clean, oh hey those needles are not mine!
(4) Anything I have is on me and it is always a burrowed lighter never returned, some pipe fashioned out of a pen or lightbulb, and dirty needles found behind a garbage can.
Are you open or vocal to people about your drug use...
(1) I only bring it up if someone else is talking about it, and then just tow the party line, maybe saying legalize weed!
(2) I talk about it regularly with people I can trust, maybe test the waters with strangers occasionally, if I think they are users.
(3) It is pretty much all I talk about and everyone knows me as the junkie druggie guy or girl.
(4) I am pretty much a poster child for why not to do drugs, I cannot even form a proper sentence or walk properly anymore, and when I do get vocal, it is to inform you about crypto-reptilian grey alien hybrids from Mars that came in on an inter-dimensional space submarine that have infiltrated all top levels of government and can only be stopped by building a fusion reactor in the middle of the Bermuda triangle.
How often do you use drugs or think about them...
(1) Now and then... like at parties or with friends, maybe alone to unwind.
(2) Pretty regularly, at least a few times a weeks, not counting any prescription drugs, of course.
(3) Every day, it is really the main focus in my life right now.
(4) My whole life is a quest to get that next hit, then I get it, get high, and repeat.
What do you look like now...
(1) Pretty average, kinda good looking I get told.
(2) I'm pretty damn skinny or really fat, I either don't eat and don't stop moving or I just sit around eating.
(3) I am like a model in terms of looks, super hot body, too bad the tread marks and the fact my body is just a way to fund the next hit.
(4) I look like a protohuman, I'm missing teeth, have a huge beard and hair that hasn't been washed or combed in ages, my skin is all wrinkled and messed up, and I've got that constant crazy look in my eyes.
Add more if you like!
1 = Casual Chipper, Curious Toker
2 = Run-of-the-Mill G.E.N.E.R.I.C. Junkie
3 = Holy !@#$ that guy has a serious problem, but damn he sure is cool.
4 = Brains are more fried than eggs cooked on a skillet above molten lava.
What kind of clothes do you wear...
(1) Just whatever fits, sometimes some 420-culture gear, but only something small like a belt or a T-shirt.
(2) Whatever I kind find on the street, is given to me, or in the thrift store.
(3) One really cool outfit that I have not washed in weeks.
(4) If I am wearing clothes, they are ripped rags and garbage bags, but otherwise I like to be in the buff.
How many lighters, matches, pipes, needles, or other drug paraphernalia is on your person, in your home, and car...
(1) Maybe a lighter or two, maybe I even bummed that. I am lucky to have some rolling papers on hand.
(2) Bunch of lighters, some matchbooks, and a few pipes are scattered around.
(3) Enough lighters to open a convenient store, too bad 90% of them do not work but I am too addled to figure out which ones should be discarded, plus more pipes than Chins in a Chinatown, even if they are covered in nasty chemical waste burns I am too lazy or in burned out to clean, oh hey those needles are not mine!
(4) Anything I have is on me and it is always a burrowed lighter never returned, some pipe fashioned out of a pen or lightbulb, and dirty needles found behind a garbage can.
Are you open or vocal to people about your drug use...
(1) I only bring it up if someone else is talking about it, and then just tow the party line, maybe saying legalize weed!
(2) I talk about it regularly with people I can trust, maybe test the waters with strangers occasionally, if I think they are users.
(3) It is pretty much all I talk about and everyone knows me as the junkie druggie guy or girl.
(4) I am pretty much a poster child for why not to do drugs, I cannot even form a proper sentence or walk properly anymore, and when I do get vocal, it is to inform you about crypto-reptilian grey alien hybrids from Mars that came in on an inter-dimensional space submarine that have infiltrated all top levels of government and can only be stopped by building a fusion reactor in the middle of the Bermuda triangle.
How often do you use drugs or think about them...
(1) Now and then... like at parties or with friends, maybe alone to unwind.
(2) Pretty regularly, at least a few times a weeks, not counting any prescription drugs, of course.
(3) Every day, it is really the main focus in my life right now.
(4) My whole life is a quest to get that next hit, then I get it, get high, and repeat.
What do you look like now...
(1) Pretty average, kinda good looking I get told.
(2) I'm pretty damn skinny or really fat, I either don't eat and don't stop moving or I just sit around eating.
(3) I am like a model in terms of looks, super hot body, too bad the tread marks and the fact my body is just a way to fund the next hit.
(4) I look like a protohuman, I'm missing teeth, have a huge beard and hair that hasn't been washed or combed in ages, my skin is all wrinkled and messed up, and I've got that constant crazy look in my eyes.
Add more if you like!
