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The Weirdest Place You had sex at

Zombartie

Zombartie

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I am a super conscious person so I am sure you guys with come up with much better ones.

I live California, close to Lake Tahoe and to get to this huge mountain Heavenly you gotta take the gondola.
My girl was hot in both ways so she starts taking our clothes off as this fuckin think is rocking back and forth.
But hey why not, I wouldnt freeze my weenie cuz it was all enclosed and comfy. Anyways we finished right as we
were ready to get off. As I walk out I see we left our crusty CONDOM on the floor of gondola. But the funniest thing
happened when the big ass black woman starts screamin': OHH shit NoW I kon why they call dat shit a CONDOLA.

true story...i was so embarrassed but my gf didn't give a shit as always
and that is why were not together anymore
 
Well, I've given my fiancé bj's as he's driving, when people can clearly see into the car. Once, I thought we were driving next to a college guy, so I made it really obvious and bobbed my head up and down, and then I looked up and it was an old lady with spiky hair... I felt a bit stupid, but not embarrassed.
^i take it you're not exactly an exhibitionist, zombartie?
 
Doggy styly on the steps of a Church. We're going to hell for that one! It was late, and we were both drunk, but I'm sure it didn't go unnoticed which was a huge turn on for me ;-)
 
In the big spillway of a storm drain on the catwalk.
In a Leopard Main Battle Tank
In an M113 Armoured personnel carrier
in a LAV-25 Infantry fighting vehicle
(last 3 all at a recruiting show haha...delicious loli at exhibition cant resist)

Lubyanka Prison Building, Moscow (have a great friend lives there and works in that field)

Right on the pulpit at Trinity College@UofToronto
 
_mistresspoppy_ said:
Well, I've given my fiancé bj's as he's driving, when people can clearly see into the car. Once, I thought we were driving next to a college guy, so I made it really obvious and bobbed my head up and down, and then I looked up and it was an old lady with spiky hair... I felt a bit stupid, but not embarrassed.
^i take it you're not exactly an exhibitionist, zombartie?
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Yea haha. Good thing I was not on any antidepressants at the time cuz otherwise we would go in circles on gondola till i can finally finish.

Props to having sex in Mother Russia. I was born close to this dirty beast city. Hopefully your partner was a hot Russian chick.

And benjalex we all know that jesus was just watching you. Jesus is omnipresent and apparently omnihorny
 
At one point in time I was seeing this guy who was in the process of moving out of his ex-gf's parent's basement suite.. And she still lived there. Sort of awkward.
 
"Standing up" doggy-style in the woods on a nature trail, thankfully my girl was in front of me with all of pants and panties down while I was doin her through my fly. Then a teacher brought her students out, all lil kids, so it was really hard to keep ahead of them while keep going at it walking at the same time so they didn't see. They must have been 10 years old or so. Awkward, but got the job done without exposing anything bad. :D Was pretty cool really because we walked and did it and although there was the pressure of little kids walking about 20 or so yards behind us and their talking, we did enjoy the nature trail bangin it out and walkin at the same time. We obviously had to quick veer off the trail eventually to finish and get her clothes back up on. :D:D:D:D
 
One of my exes had a thing for outdoor sex. Random basement entrances in manhattan, In a fountain, Countless bathrooms, on a roof was pretty cool...Most of the other ones were rushed and more scary that thrilling...people seem to take less kindly to public indecency when its two dudes banging lol
 
Train roof.
Church... ( i know :/)
And outside in the middle of the road... me and my ex were just chilling looking at the stars and shit no cars were there. lol no people were here. so we just did it...
Stairs outside that are leading into some collage of my ex.
And lastly...
Was drunk as fuck and in a hotel lobby and there was no one ( it was 4 or 5 am) so we fucked... in the lobby though the hotel foundit on video from the cameras!! next day we had to leave LOOOLL!
 
Bookstore elevator. Pretty exhilarating not knowing when someone was going to call the elevator lol

And ALMOST on an airport runway... got caught before it could go down unfortunately :/
 
I'm a fan of getting down in random places:

Taco bell parking lot
Kitchen counter of my exes parents house when everyone was asleep
The back of a van while my friend was driving us back from santa cruz
Roof of a mall
On a park bench
Library elevator at a local community college
In the parking lot of my work
In the back of the ice cream shop my ex used to work at (I still laugh to myself when I walk in there)

Now that I'm typing this out, I wish I would have kept a journal of all the place I've done it because I know there's more. Those were the ones that stand out to me, haha.

So much fun,

-djstrip
 
A chick's dead grandmother's bed.

The trunk of my car.

Church parking lot during Sunday Mass.

On the property of a chemical plant.

3 Bluelighter's houses.
 
As a teenager my girlfriend and I would quite often have sex in squash court changing rooms at night after everyone had left. She also once gave me a blowjob in a launderette while other people were there as well. Talk about wanting to come as quick as possible before getting caught by one of them. Good times.
 
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