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The ultrimate Rave venue

Airwalk

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I've seen a couple of thread about warehouse vs club. This lead me to think what would be the ultimate venue and what features would it have.
My ultimate venue would be a club that is build with nothing but raves in mind. It would have a main room capable of having 3000+ ppl in it comfortably (As in enough dancing room. I would also have 5 other rooms so that other electronic genre's could be played. You could even have a room that has a satelitte hook up with one of the major UK clubs so you could go nuts to someone like Fergie or coxy etc every week.
I would also have those water fountains dotted throughout the club so that cold water would be availble easily without having to go to the toilet or bar.
Kick ass laser lights. QBH has a fuckin good set up and would do the job nicely (The lasers not the club).
Three air-conditioning units so that if one or two broke down there would still be at least one operating.
Roof top area access for a chill out room with bean bag seats and giant bed like seats etc.
Strict dress policy. No normal clothing allowed. And you could even give patrons an entry discout for extra weirdness.
First aid room with on site doctor and nurse as well as roming ravesafe types.
Pill testing desk.
Nice bouncers trained in first aid.
Special BL entry door for us dedicated lot.
Play room with lots of toys and stuff to occupy the most off guts of us.
Anyway should go do some work now.
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To the one you feel in the metronome of your mind.
Does it offend you that our rhythm looks strange.
Or causes your thinking to be re arranged.
Could it be that you would understand this beat to which we dance
more clearly had you been given a chance
So as you struggle to find the feel with your feet
Ask yourself can you dance to my beat!
 
ive always thaught about something like this.
If i had the money i'd definately try to build a kik arse venue, and it would have a play ground as well like the one at kryal but way better, swimming pools etc... (haha yeah right) and a bunch of hotel rooms
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And there would be one room dedicated to live music and evryone from live and wired would have regular gigs there
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There would also be a wikid chill room that plays nothing but ambient music, cus i like my ambient stuff.
AND there would be a big pit with those foam balls in it.
And most of all, the place would be nice and clean and not a dirty trash hole like lots of venues at the moment are.
And there would be classical music played during the day time in the main room (dont ask why) and there would be special nights where artists come and play their new styles of music that nobody has ever heard before.
The floor would be nice n smooth n slidy and there would also be hammocks around the place so u can just lie down and chill, infact, there would even be a whole room dedicated to hammocks with a big projector that projects stuff onto the ceiling.
The ceilings in the place would be very high so that the place doesnt get too hot, and the whole roof would be a big glass dome or sumthin cool and futuristic.
And the doors n stuff would be like the ones on starwars that slide open automatically.
And there would be a special security force on patrol so that theres no trouble, and they wouldn't be wankers either.
if u read all that, u probly hav nuthin better to do
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B.T.S.O.M.
-When the lights are out, all woman are beautiful-
 
Heheh, Komplex, I have nothing better to do. besides that venue u described, jesus, was wayyyy cool. hehehe. Man I reckon a place like that should also be operating every night of the week and you could virtually live there because they could also put in some cool little places to eat and stuff, so it would be like a village for the likeminded. Ahhhhhh.....yess!!!
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I think, therefore I am....confused.
 
...and it would be on the moon of course and it would have a log ride that was guaranteed to splash a little water on you and everyone would smile at least once every 4.5 minutes and there would be a lower gravity room and the hammocks would have seat belts so if you were too chopped you couldn't fall out and the water would have a touch of sweet lemon in it and everyone would wear green underpants.
 
i mostly have to agree with the pool! im dying to go for a swim on a pill
:P
and i have nothing better to do either! im at tafe, the most pointless education program in the universe!
 
munchee stole my moon idea. yeah, thanks a lot munchee. youve been a big fucking help munchee. couldn't have thought of the moon withou...
How cool would dancing in lowered gravity be. Really cool
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(edit-I'm sorry I got angry..I've calmed down now. But how cool would the moon be? in a big glass bubble with....)
[This message has been edited by cancle (edited 15 May 2001).]
 
On the roof of the rave...there is a jungle garden with melo/trancy music ...and in this garden there are water fountains, and pools all heated, that u can relax in....
life is but a dream!
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ITS ALL GOOD!!!
---Mick--- :)
 
I've been dreaming about 'ideal' clubs since i was 17...
here it is:
Main room:
Rectangle long room....
stage at one end...
projections on EVERY wall surrounding the dancefloor...
sub power station to supply power to my laser show
2 40 watt green yag lasers
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and 14 30 watt full colour mixed gas lasers.... :P
40 technobeams
allen and heath mixer ;P hehe (fuck u to all u djm fans)
19 smoke machines
12 tonne mirrorball
1 industrial sized arc welder for strobe effect
Super Huge EAW DC3 sound system with 20 stacks per side
Chill room:
inflatable floor, walls and furniture...just like a big jumping castle
Side room:
Same as main room
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Friday night would be live techno night
Saturday night would be live techno night
Sunday night would be live techno night
Monday night woudl be live techno night
Tuesday night would be live techno night
Wednesday night would be live techno night
Thursday night would close so we don't spoil the T.A.S crowd
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hehehehe
Door policy: Thongs and singlets only. Vip passes award to those who wear no shoes or shirts..
 
Ooo..
*dreams of things to come*
have the taps that you used to get at school.. so you can fill up with water.. or squirt it at your mates! yay!
I like the inflatabe room idea. I actually have a plan to buy a jumping castle one day.
A nice balance between comparitively noisy dancing areas and quieter chill areas
A room with fans and them coin sized bits of polystyrene everywhere.. cos I reckon that would be cool.
A Huuuuuuge caddilac with all the interior taken out and made into a giant couch inside all soft pillows and stuff. hanging from the roof by four cables.. No.. that's been done. but it'd be cool again.
actual eschery type architecture that you can negotiate with suction boots *grins* Okay.. out of the realm of possible righ now.. but you know what I mean.
Hmm.. i'll leave it at that.
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*Boing, Bounce, shuffle, Bounce Boing!*
 
*runs away from an angry cancle*
I did mean everything in my reply, I want all those things, and everyone wears green underpants on their heads.
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a dress code?.....thats a bit silly....what if not all of us are fluffy leg thingy wearers...
fine....I'll start my oen party
 
*eyes roll back in head in pleasure*
airwalk you da man!
you moon people, i seriously doubt you could dance in reduced gravity. like, how could anyone do the "melbourne shuffle" if they were floating around? sheeez....
big swimming pools (heated nice and warm) with clear water and little fish swimming around. ambient music playing in there.
BIG FUCK-OFF LASERS!!!
"" "" "" SPEAKERS!!!
"" "" "" LIGHTS!!!
"" "" "" EVERYTHING!!!
*goes to bed to dream up a fantasy club*
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"Cabbages... knickers.... it's not got a beak!"
 
I always thought Global Village was pretty perfect - heaps of floorspace, nice parquetry floor perfect for dancing. Suited me just fine.
 
serotone...seriously...cumon, get off the fuckin grass.
you want 30+ lasers?? but only one fuckin arc welder!!
I WANT 30 ARC WELDERS!!!
until this happens, i am not coming to your club.
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...got a place for watching that will paint pictures and colour lights...
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U people who arent happy with the dresscodes can come naked.
Oh, and sumthing to add :
3d glasses that react to random projections around the rooms..
 
Ahhhh the lasers(ok i'm not sure of the wattage) you mentioned Serotone,and that giant mirrorball....
Pink Floyd - PULSE , get it out on video and watch Comfortably Numb....That mirrorball would do just fine
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and the lights as well
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i'd say on that huge 1.5km long cruise ship that they're thinking of building....except it'd be a Raver heaven cause it could keep cruising in the night following the time line so that it'd be night permanantly so it wouldn't end and no one would have any comedowns.
plus the fact that planes can actually land on it means that top international DJs could come and go or stay after they play their set.
Imagine having 50+ odd theme rooms, with every style of dance you can imagine and enough bass to cause tidal waves.
 
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