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KingOfWessex

KingOfWessex

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Yo Yo!! im pretty much flying this mother fucker solo at the moment which is all good. Be better if some of the homies were around but y'all must be busy! The wheel is safe man! :)

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YEEEEEEEHAAAAA!!!
 
Sozzer, I'm here, just untweaking to a level of signing-in capability
Top tip: Attempting to do gardening after a pipe is not to be recommended in any way
 
No achievement was attained whatsoever, apart from spending about an hour turning my gardening gloves inside out to ensure there were no creepy crawlies in the fingers, changing the mower blades & then being too scared of electricity to plug the fucker in. Only award I've earned today is for services to fuckwittery
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
No achievement was attained whatsoever, apart from spending about an hour turning my gardening gloves inside out to ensure there were no creepy crawlies in the fingers, changing the mower blades & then being too scared of electricity to plug the fucker in. Only award I've earned today is for services to fuckwittery
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LMAO. Then your the HRH crown princess royal of fuck-wit-ary!!!

A royal fuck up! :)
 
Well speed is wearing off. Polished off two bottles of cheapish but nice shiraz and ate a pizza. Time to engage diazepam landing gear tomorrow. Visiting doc tomorrow to get another script and letter to say i need them for the trip. Always makes long haul flights much more pleasant.

Enjoy your after cunts.
 
So un-tweaky today that I mowed the lawn in my flipflops, and pulled down a load of cobwebby ivy without even looking in the fingers of my gardening gloves first

Also....watched a kids film at the cinema without falling asleep for the first time in about 4 films....On FIRE today (Really don't know why I take drugs when I have a much better, more productive time without them - though I did get to read a whole newspaper yesterday when I couldn't perform basic functions or communicate with humanity, so it wasn't all bad)
 
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