indelibleface
Bluelight Crew
Man, where do I begin...
Ever since I was little I've had issues with earwax buildup. It runs in my family. My dad has always had problems, and now he passed his tainted earwaxy genes down to me. Often, my ears will leak an earwax colored fluid that smells like pure refined evil (I know, it's gross, I'm sorry). They'll clog up to the point where I can't hear very well (right now it feels like someone strapped a humongous wad of cotton balls to my ears with duct tape).
I've tried so many things. I hear those ear candles are complete and utter bullshit so I hesitate to give those a shot, but I've tried the earwax removal kits to mixed results (sometimes it seems to help, other times it seems to make it worse). They work if I catch it early enough -- usually what will happen is the earwax will get lodged in there so deep that there's no way to get it out easily, even with those carbamide peroxide drops. Occasionally I've had to go to the doctor and get his gigantic syringe to flush out my ears completely -- I'm wondering if I could save time and energy and use exactly what he uses. I've noticed that part of the blockage has to do with ear canal irritation and swelling, so I've sometimes taken pseudoephedrine and ibuprofen together for a few days to help loosen it all up (a decongestant and anti-inflammatory, respectively), although I'm not sure if this actually works like I think it does. I'm almost sure that the drops also cause some of the swelling! Gah!
Either way, sometimes my ears will remain clogged for months, other times they'll clear up in a few days. Being a musician, this is highly inconvenient, bordering on maddening. I don't know how much more I can take of this bullshit. So, my earwax afflicted brethren, what the hell do you do to fix your ears? And is there some kind of permanent fix? A surgery perhaps? I'm desperate.
Ever since I was little I've had issues with earwax buildup. It runs in my family. My dad has always had problems, and now he passed his tainted earwaxy genes down to me. Often, my ears will leak an earwax colored fluid that smells like pure refined evil (I know, it's gross, I'm sorry). They'll clog up to the point where I can't hear very well (right now it feels like someone strapped a humongous wad of cotton balls to my ears with duct tape).
I've tried so many things. I hear those ear candles are complete and utter bullshit so I hesitate to give those a shot, but I've tried the earwax removal kits to mixed results (sometimes it seems to help, other times it seems to make it worse). They work if I catch it early enough -- usually what will happen is the earwax will get lodged in there so deep that there's no way to get it out easily, even with those carbamide peroxide drops. Occasionally I've had to go to the doctor and get his gigantic syringe to flush out my ears completely -- I'm wondering if I could save time and energy and use exactly what he uses. I've noticed that part of the blockage has to do with ear canal irritation and swelling, so I've sometimes taken pseudoephedrine and ibuprofen together for a few days to help loosen it all up (a decongestant and anti-inflammatory, respectively), although I'm not sure if this actually works like I think it does. I'm almost sure that the drops also cause some of the swelling! Gah!
Either way, sometimes my ears will remain clogged for months, other times they'll clear up in a few days. Being a musician, this is highly inconvenient, bordering on maddening. I don't know how much more I can take of this bullshit. So, my earwax afflicted brethren, what the hell do you do to fix your ears? And is there some kind of permanent fix? A surgery perhaps? I'm desperate.