********GENERAL********
Country/state of birth:canada, ontario
City of residence
ttawa, ontario (yours to discover
)
Astrological sign:taurus
Ethnicity
aler than you
Foreign languages:french (menage a trois, suce ma graine, etc. . . )
In School? infrequently
Got a website? i've invested alot of time in hustler.com
Shameless plug/dedication: great band called
heterodox webhome.idirect.com/~sean
********CHIT CHAT********
What's your dream job? working somewhere where i can play on bluelight all day. . . wait a minute, that is my job!!!
what name do people mistakenly call you? john holmes/ron jeremy
People say you look like...
I wish i could quit.... quitting. . . OH, I GIVE UP!
habit i wish others would quit: i don't give a damn about others, may they rot in helllll!!!!
what was last new year's resolution? to organize a 20 person orgy for new year's eve 2000. anyone interested please contact me
You're in a time machine-what era do you go to? 60's swinging london baby yeah!!!! oh behave. . . grrrrrr!!!
What are you learning to do right now? type with one hand
Any words/prases/or trends invented? i swear i was the first person to start calling people "crackhead." this was the late 1980's and i was only about 12. my parents were quite concerned. actually, they still are.
What trend do you refuse to follow? what, did i miss one???
What magazines you read regularly: maxim, mixmag, macleans, cosmo. can we include catalogs (victoria's secret anyone??)
Most famous person you've met? actually, the famous people met me.
Ever been on tv/radio/newspaper/web? when i was 3 yrs old we had the RCMP band (Royal Canadian Mounted Police, the mounties) come to our nursery school. they put me up in the front row about a foot away from this mountie in full dress uniform playing some damn wind instument really loud. my entirely reasonable reaction to this horrendous noise directed at me was to cover my ears and srunch up my face for the entire duration of this airborne assault. the picture made the front page of the paper. weren't my parent proud
What kind of tattoo would you like to get? if i got a tatoo i would get two. i would split the yin-yang symbol in two and put the white half on my left shoulder and the black half on my right symbolizing my continual struggle to achieve balance in my life.
What star did you have a teen crush on? all of 'em
Role models/heroes as a kid? none
Who did you think had all the moves as a kid? corey hart (he wore his sunglasse at night, how fucking kewl is that!)
What do you like/dislike about where you live? l/beautiful city, nice people, great for raising a family d/i've been here my entire life
What would you do if you won 500K? what's a K?
What's your style? stylish
Are you superstitious? i knock on wood
********FAVORITES********
words/slogans/phrases: "like a glove", "shabba" (shouted at high volumes in crowded places to compensate for my overwhelming whiteness) "indeed"
Top places to visit, world: ibiza,amsterdam, florida (for the bluelighters
), australia (for the bluelighters
)
cool websites: erowid, bluelight, rxlist.com, hotmail
Most functional Website: any porn site
3 sports/activities/hobbies: working out, raving, reading
donut: chocolate glazed
defunct store or product: lube-job brand enemas
candy/gum/snack: smack??? what are you some kind of demented drug crazed freak?. . . oops, my bad.
videogame/boardgame: balderdash, galaga, risk
books: far too many to name
color combination: red and pink with a touch of day-glo orange for colour
commercial: the scandinavian version of ikea ads (seriously, they're hilarious)
tv show: the simpsons and that's it>>>>>>
cable channel: i only watch the simpsons, i already told you that. stop pestering me
movie to recommend: usual suspects, green mile, lock stock....., stealing beauty, swingers, clerks, chasing amy, the red violin, scent of a woman
********MUSIC********
favorite genres of music: trance, techno, rock
worst genres of music: yee haw, cuntry music
performers of the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's: that question is much too specific. you should really give me some leeway to work with
favorite venue: the great outdoors
best concert/show/party you've been to: arrival 3/black + blue '99, both mtl
concert/show/party wish you could've been at: destiny this summer outside of toronto
favorite space for music: bars/clubs/halls/arenas/stadiums/??? the great outdoors
musical instrument to play or listen to: the conch ( a la lord of the flies)
Song you're dying to find but don't know the name? what, am i supposed to humm it or something???
What song is moving you right now? actually, i don't think that's a song, more like a vibrating chair aaahhhhh
Music medium: live,vinyl,tape,cd,minidisc,mp3? live whenever possible, cd at home, tape in car
Good band/dj to check out if they swing by: you tell me
essential albums for a deserted island: ( a deserted island with a bumpin' sound system and electricity???) the mixed tapes my buddy adam makes for me
What song would you want played at your funeral? would you believe that i've often thought about this. i'm not sure exactly, but i'd want to plan out the music beforehand as kind of like a musical eulogy. no preaching, nothing religious, a few remembrances, this musical eulogy and then a candle floating off down a river/ ocean (pretty morbid that i've thought this out)
********SEX********
gender/orientation: male/north-north-east
longest relationship: four and a half years and a son
first time: what level of school?: 1st year of high school (yeah, that lasted long
)
most interesting place had sex: in a bed, pretty kinky hunh, i bet you all wish you'd thought of it first.
most interesting position/scenario/fantasy: ever heard of the inverted jackhammer
Ever get injured during? who are you having sex with you dirty perv???
favorite position: "all the while we do it doggy style"
Weirdest phrase ever cried out? "would you like fries with that??" (and if you believe that. . . )
What do you look at/for when you check out a new man/woman?: i go for the gestalt
What do you look for in a long-term lover?: i look for a lover who is anatomically correct
Have a grossly cute couply phrase/nickname?
What famous person do you fantasize about?: i told you last time, famous people fantasize about ME!!
********FRIENDS/RELATIONSHIPS********
Where's your longest current non-family friend from? the 'hood, alta vista posse baby, since we were three
Where's did you meet your most recent good friend?: university
Ever have a friend turn into a lover?: as if you don't know
don't play coy, grrrrrr
Ever suffer unrequited love? indeed i have
Most interesting group experience: wouldn't you like to know. i would tell you, but then you'd ask all those predictable questions about how we got into the zoo, etc. . .
Any past life experiences with current friends?: yeah,. . . right
Met any Bluelighters in person?: someday, oh someday. angel where are you????
City you'd like to go to to party with other Bluelighters: sydney, around florida, new york, wherever jase and skydancer live to drop off some potent pills and party like it's 1999 (wait a minute. . . )
What makes an acquaintance into a friend?: fellatio
Ever feel like some college friends (or work friends) are analogues of high school friends?: all my friends are pretty original.
********GOIN' OUT********
Saturday night fever or mellow night?: got that
FEEVAH
Morning or night person?: i only like the sunrise when i'm high
Nature or city person?: both
Favorite nature spot: the beach, the hills around here
Favorite local city hangout: my bed
Favorite local food place: my mom's kitchen
What's your favorite setting/scene?: did i mention i like outdoor parties????
Best party you've been to recently: holy deja vu batman!!!
Where to be/were you NYE 1999/2000?: who knows (hopefully having that orgy i mentioned
)
Best theoretical buzz substance for normal nights: tunes, friends, weed, booze
Best theoretical buzz substance for 'big' nights: shrooms, e, e, why not have some e, mdma, ecstasy, methylenedioximethamphetamine
Theoretical substance you could give up forever: model glue
Theoretical substance thats had the greatest effect on you: paint thinner
Favorite rolling trick: lfting someone with like 5 other people into the air (like crowd surfing)
Favorite rolling toys: glowsticks, lips, vapo-rub, inhalers, blinking lights, a pair of talented massage hands
Theoretical dosing disaster experienced: my recent unanticipated introduction to the world of dxm while on two pills
********ISSUES********
How do you classify yourself spiritually/religiously?: awed by the infinite and wondrous beauty of the world, but constantly reminded of the inexorable polarities of existence
Y2K= apocalypse/life as usual/or dawn of new age?: my life will go on as usual, but the rest of you had better look out! yahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Businesses that piss you off: golden shower sex services
Best/worst human inventions: dunno
Hate/violence/guns, what's the answer?: i know and i'm not telling. jk. there is no answer
Do alien life forms exist? In what form? Are we alone?: who am i god?
Are there massive conspiracies?: wouldn't you like to know
What conspiracy do only you know of?: the one i'm keeping a secret from you
Will the world end?: eventually i'm pretty sure everything ends
Is there one true belief?: no
What do you think of the internet so far?: i think that it's just made me spend an hour typing up this ridiculous "getting to know you", so it must be a pretty powerful medium.
What would you like to see legalized?: any thing that is not harmful to others. my body is my business
What's the most harmful legal thing? cars
What do you think about the effect of the car on cities?
Will the races eventually merge? i'll defer to mr sticky on this one
Will humans be around in 500 years?: not at this rate
What life forms would rule if we were absent? sea otters ( they're actually already in charge, you just don't know it. see conspiracy responses)
What issue do you take personally? personal hygiene, hahaha. intolerance, moral certainty
********DEEP********
I want to __what__ before i die: see this world and know that i have left something behind
Motto for life? see my signature
Most intense nature experience: late night walks during childhood camping trips.
Most recent epiphany: how wonderful the world can be (it was more of a gradual realization)
Most recent coincidence: i can't think of one
book if everyone read, world would be better...: war and peace, 'cuz they'd be too busy reading to fight/hate
Most recent near-death experience: dxm baby, yeah
Influential authors/artists/people: fellow bluelighters, hunter s thompson, ernest hemingway, neal cassady
If you had to be a life form other than a human...: who said i was human??
********TROUBLE********
Last time kicked out of somewhere: i never get kicked out, i always have to run out when my friends decide not to pay for their meals at restaurants
When's the last time you theoretically broke a law? speeding this am
Ever theoretically arrested? nope
Closest shave: carrying an ounce of gold seal hash and a scale into a high school dance and having the cop pat the outside pocket the drugs were in (she didn't look in)
Last time naked outdoors: skinny dipping last summer
********FOOD********
Veggie, carnivore, or somewhere inbetween? in between as long as i eat meat every meal
Favorite ethnic food: e from other countries
Weirdest object ever swallowed: pubic hairs
Weirdest food ever tasted: spinach souffle
Spiciest food: e with hot sauce
Favorite fast food: e
Most complex food you can cook: methamphetamine
********LAST WORDS********
Let me know if you know how to contact these Bluelighters/people: god
Person you'd love to hear their responses: that xtc-**** ( i hope that doesn't get censored, if it does i'm referring to a small south american country) guy just to try and decifer what the fuck he says and then get accused as being the cops when we try and help.
Add your own question here or change the list:
Before i die, i want to tell you all this: love and live
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And the end of all our exploring/Will be to arrive where we started
/And to know the place for the first time.
-T.S. Eliot
"In the war on drugs, I'm a conscientious objector" -- brand-x
