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The "I'm about to get lucky" thread

Jabberwocky

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Are you about to get laid? Are you on your way to see a parter, fuck buddy, "squeeze", etc.? Is it date night; going to the movies, for coffee, dinner etc.? Do you simply have the positive and confident mindset that you are more likely than not to get sexual pleasure "soon"?

Tell soul mate about your sexual conquests, whether love related or solely pleasure related!

It may well be that having confidence about your "mission" to get "lucky" will assist your chances, and I am happy to help in any way I can (reach arounds not included :D )

Good luck, bluelighters ;)


To make it easy, I'll start:
I was eating lunch and I got a message from my girl friend that it's raining and she's still in bed. I messaged back that I wish I was there with her. She then asked why I am not there with her, cuddling! :) Of course, I then wrote back "I'm leaving in 10 mins" ;) Now I'm on a bus heading to her house, "next stop, Swedish exchange student's bed"!!! Wooo! Gtg now ;)
 
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you smug bastard, gtfo and take your smilies with you, jerk.

*soul mate has successfully been added to your ignore list :|
 
Touchy touchy, laugh! There's always Mrs palm and her five daughters ;)

If it makes u feel any better I couldn't blow my load coz she forgot to take her pill. Still, it's my pleasure in other people's leisure! :D

This supposed to be a supportive and fun thread as opposed to a "woe is me" thread, so u gtfo! :p
 
Fun!
Maybe tomorrow. Depends how hungover we are. Hopefully not too much. We'll see how the day goes!
 
Don't forget contraceptives, kiddies ;)

Yeah, yeah where were you with this advice 5 months ago...lol

Just kidding. Has been a while for me. I could probably go downstairs and get it right this second if I wanted it, but can't be bothered at the moment. Last time was Halloween night...wow that is a long time for me! Orgasm gives me weird crampy feelings being pregnant and all, it is not altogether pleasant....
 
I'm meeting up with my girlfriend tomorrow, I think I'm going to get lucky. The proof is in the pudding...you know you're going to get lucky when your facebook convo goes like this:

"Me:
20:08
ya, so like if i come see u at 3pm, i can hang out until like 7pm i guess

Her
20:09
oki babe

lots of sex pleeease

Me
20:09
hahahaha

ok

i dont have a prob w/ that

Her
20:10
hahah"

lolololol woooooooo! :D (sorry if I seem braggy, I'm just excited...and feel like I'm going to get lucky)

Doesn't anyone else get excited about sex? Surely I can't be the only one posting here that gets excited when they are going to get lucky and is proud of it? :?
 
Another massive Saturday night orgy, I can't fucking wait, Mrs. Palmer and her 5 daughters are gonna cop it fucking good tonight.


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Doesn't anyone else get excited about sex? Surely I can't be the only one posting here that gets excited when they are going to get lucky and is proud of it? :?


I LOVE SEX TOO!! Dw you aren't the only one in the boat.

I think this is your exact facial reaction after her reply, you're seedy! ;)

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yeah- i dont even want sex right now (christ i never thought i would say that)

just a bit disenfranchised sexually right now. gawwwddd- sad face
 
I can say in confidence that when I get back from vacation, my boyfriend and I won't be leaving bed for a few hours. We fuck like rabbits.
 
I can say in confidence that when I get back from vacation, my boyfriend and I won't be leaving bed for a few hours. We fuck like rabbits.
We're in the same boat!! We fuck to the point of pain, then some more!! I was told earlier I can fuck her when ever I want, but it gets to the point when I can tell it's painful pleasure, so I usually pull back at that point. Still, I want to and plan to get lucky tonight!! If it starts to hurt her, I will stop. Maybe I'll get oral pleasure from that point on, which has been the case previously! lolz.

How good is sex!!
 
ditto

too much trouble for me at the moment

the only people even eyeballing me are off limits

i'm kind of in a dont shit where you sleep situation of fancying someone i probably shouldn't. frustration inducing but pretty good to have as a distraction from my last relationship which ended abruptly

its just so annoying when you get that feeling of all encompassing joy when someone is there and then feel shit when they're not. an off switch would be nice lol
 
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