The Funny Ones are Scary

[rollinginecstasy]

I've never heard as many voices,
as I did last night,
I tried to fall asleep except
the chains were on too tight,
I don’t feel safe with others but
I'm scared to be alone,
I need to talk to Jesus but
that lady took my phone,
I thought that I found god but
it was just my neighbor’s cat,
They think I lost my screwdriver
but I know where it’s at,
These people do more drugs than
anybody else I know,
I want to see a doctor but
my friends won't let me go,
I wrote the judge a thank you note
for sentencing my wife,
She always used to yell at me for
playing with the knife.


I smoked meth with the devil but
he didn't seem that bad,
He yelled at me, my tooth fell out,
he told me he was glad,
I smiled as a girl I used to know
came crawling by,
i spit up blood into her mouth and she
began to cry,
We had some sex, her tooth fell out,
it landed next to mine,
She acted disappointed when
I told her it was fine,
I begged for her to leave but
she just wouldn't go away,
She let me hold the knife so I
decided she could stay,
I thought that when she met my friends
they all would get along,
But that's because some lady taught me
all my thoughts are wrong,
I think my friends are funny and
they're always in my head,
But no one ever laughs after I
tell them what they said.