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Beloved BLers,
as you may know I was the one who started EZ Test, quick DIY tests for ecstasy and other drugs. I am proud to announce a new breakthrough and wanted to ask you whether you'd be interested to have a test for steroids. Could you please give me some pointers as to what you're looking for in these substances, which are the most popular and what your experiences are in obtaining these?
Looking forward to hearing from you,
ewoud
EZ Test
 
Test as in piss tests or tests as in seeing if what you have is actually gear?

If you're talking about the former, you're gonna have a lot of work ahead of you brother. The detection times for various AAS differ so much that I have a hard time believing an all-across-the-board piss test like that would even be possible. Cheque Drops are gone from the system in 4 hours. While Deca can take well over a year to be fully out.

If you have nothing to lose with the real/fake testing and have free time, then go for it. Just don't expect to get rich. Most of the people who are seriously interested in obtaining gear know where to find their source.

If you insist on the idea anyway, Anadrol (Oxymetholone) and Anavar (Oxandrolone) are the most commonly counterfeited roids from what I have seen. Doing something like this couldn't hurt, of course, but it may be impractical in the long run. With source checks and everything.

edit: Adding to that, a lot of this is dependent upon actual experience. If your lifts don't skyrocket by day 5 of an a-bomb cycle, it's bunk. Oh, and I gotta mention, something to determine the dose would probably be beneficial. How to do something like this, I have no fucking idea, but it would be a good thing to look into. Certain labs from China are notoriously under-dosed.
 
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Hi Voxide,
thank you very much for your answer, I really appreciate the info you gave me, this helps a lot. I am indeed talking about fake/real tests, which unfortnately cannot determine dosage present. So there's not many people trying to get their gear via internet?
 
Hi Voxide,
thank you very much for your answer, I really appreciate the info you gave me, this helps a lot. I am indeed talking about fake/real tests, which unfortnately cannot determine dosage present. So there's not many people trying to get their gear via internet?

Most people usually get their gear from an internet source, and with the abundance of steroid boards and source checkers, making sure if what you have is actually Drol/Var/Deca/Tren/Test/Mast is relatively easy. You have to remember than in a general sense, steroid users are usually more responsible with what they put into their bodies than your average club-goer. Like I said it couldn't hurt if you're determined to try it anyway, I just don't think it's a good use of time, is all.
 
If the initial investment in doing something like this is something you are more then comfortable with and don't see as a risk, I say go for it. This isn't the market that I would go anywhere near 'all-in' on, but I think there is money to be made. I haven't seen a product for this at all. But, keep in mind, most millionaires today were initially shot down when they proposed their idea. Not saying you will have great success but don't let others opinions bring you down.
 
I would be quite interested to see these, and along similar lines I wondered if you could design a test for sildenafil analogs which have apparently been showing up in "herbal" products for erectile dysfunction.

Or perhaps someone could even develop a test for ODT so we might put an end to laced kratom!
 
These tests would be useful for people who have to get their gear from underground labs. GH is very often fake. A test for that would be great. Tests for nolva and clomid and a bunch of other drugs would be good too.
 
I wouldn't advise using your time, money or effort on doing this eztest, you won't make a profit, the test kits will most likely cost more than the tabs themself, and if they can't differentiate between different roids I see it as completely useless.

Perhaps if you can come up with the steroid equivilent of the marquis test, you possibly might be on to something but otherwise no
 
^Has anyone run roids through a marquis/mandelin/mecke/liebermann/froehde to see if they can be differentiated?

I found some results for steroids tested with concentrated sulfuric acid.

1g of 2-Naphthol in 40mL of concentrated sulfuric acid has also been used as a recipe for steroid testing.

Also, 10mL of concentrated sulfuric acid in 90mL of ethanol has been reported to yield a broad spectrum of colours under UV light.
 
It would be very good if you could design a test to test if the gear is dosed correctly , I.E. Testosterone / Nandrolone Combo 10ml's are said to be underdosed, Primobolin is said to be faked a lot also.
 
would be good, if the test was cheap and really effective otherwise you gotta get in good with a lab monkey at a big university.
 
i'd be interested if it gave some indication of the dose, doesn't have to be an exact number, but i'd like to know if my supposedly 200mg/ml tren e is closer to 100 mg/ml
 
i'd be interested if it gave some indication of the dose, doesn't have to be an exact number, but i'd like to know if my supposedly 200mg/ml tren e is closer to 100 mg/ml

As would we all , I have access to extremely cheap 10mls of all the usual suspects, but because they are so cheap I don't buy them and go for Pharma gear wich is expensive as fuck as well all know, but if I could test some of the cheap stuff and the dosage was not far off what is says on the bottle, I could save a lot a of money .
 
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