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Tales from the high side...tell a funny story from when u were messed up

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Funny ass thing happened to my friend

He goes on this site, so he may see this. Tell me if im forgetting anything, or doing anything wrong lol.

Him and a next guy are smoking out of a bong at lunch. My friend "W" takes a huge rippppppppp from the bong. He said it was so cool and didnt burn. He says "Ight im dippin, ez man" (saying hes leaving), as hes walking away, his vision gets blurry. He faints and smashes his face into the ground, cutting up his lips.

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He wakes up, and his shoes are off. Dirt on his face, his lips all bleeding/cut up.

Now. Just put yourself in an onlookers point of view. If you saw a teenager walking normally, then all of a sudden falling flat on his face!? - NOT tripping on anything. Just going right down, no stumble, no nothing. Just into the ground. LMFAO.

YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD IM LAUGHING AT THIS RIGHT NOW. IM SO HIGH, AND THIS IS JUST ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS WHEN I PICTURE IT IN MY HEAD. MY GOD. LMFAOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA.

Has anything like this ever happened to you, your friends? Do tell!! lol
 
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haha. thats cute. but.. this shud be in ur bluelight journal luv :)
 
I once was so stoned off marijuana and vicodan that I didn't want to lift and could barely lift my hand up to accept the bowl. It was real effort.
 
Damn you guys must have been really high. I must need to be really high to enjoy it, cause I don't get whats so funny about someone falling down.
 
sounds like he got a massive head rush from taking the bong load and standing up too soon. i dont think its really funny becuase it could have been a lot more serious, hes lucky to have sufferend only a fat lip.

edit: a similar thikg did happen to me before, i took 4-5 darvocet N 100s before going to a coffe shop to chill with some friends. while sittng there enjoying my buzz, i began to get really light headed and nausious. i got up to get a cup of water, but standing up made it even worse. i tried to stumble over to my freinds but i began to loose consiousness and couldnt keep myself up and collapsed on the floor. everyone in the busy store looked over at me in shock becuase you dont normally see some kid stumble around and fall over normally. well, as soon as it happened, i realized what was happening and got a major adrenaline rush which cleared up the lightheadedness quickley, and i was able to escape the store before anyone decided to call the cops on me. i havent touched darvocet since then.
 
LOL, i bet seeing that dumbass eat shit and fall increased your high by a bunch. I know it increases my high when i watch somethign like that happen while i'm blazed.
 
hahahaha thats great thanks for the laugh...
I do feel bad for your friend though considering I know what its like to pass out (sucks)
 
i called to order pizza tonight, but by the time the phone was answered, i'd forgotten who I was calling, which was confusing, also i had mis-dialed, and ended up talking to some even more confused lady, she was unable to hook me up with pizza, which i eventually remembered i was trying to order 8(
 
I got yall BEAT ;)

Me and my man were trippin on some nice ass tabs and we wanted to listen to music. he got one of them dvd/vcr's thats 2-in-1 know what im sayin. well the dvd thing also plays cd's (dont know if other ones do that too mabye yall are like yeah it plays cd's aint gotta tell us that) but anyways

he went over and put the CD in the player and came back to sit down. now you gotta use the remote to switch back and forth between the DVD/VCR function but we were trippin faaaace at that point. starting to peak.

he pushed play so the CD would go on, but instead it was on VCR so the video that was in there came on instead and it was a PORN ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL
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imagine peaking, expecting to hear Funkadelic, and instead u see a giant cock poundin this little chicks pussy. you have NO FUCKIN IDEA how funny it was at that time man....the waves of it just kept rushing thru my brain like laughter was the only thing in my entire body.... it was the funniest shit i ever saw in my life. just cuz it was so unexpected.

we were so faced at the beginning that for like 5 seconds we couldnt even figure out what the fuck was goin on with that. but then we both realized at the same time what it was/what happened and just bursted out laughing
i dont even know how long we kept laughing for... it felt like forever. maaaaaaan yo u dont even know what funny is till you get something like that happen to you.
 
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Hah! Now that's actually funny!

I don't know, for some reason people getting hurt isn't really that funny to me, but then again I probably would have had the same reaction if I were in the same situation.
 
I once took a hit on a shottie stood up really quickly still holding in the smoke and focused on a point on the wall. You're supposed to sit down and let it out just as your vision starts to blur which suitably fucks you. I kind of forgot and ended up passing out for a second- falling down on the table(knocking everything over) and twattign my shin on the corner ouch. I did it one other time where I just fell back and smashed my head against the wall and after that never again:)
 
The Mary Jane Stories

One time i was at the mall with my friends and we had just blazed and we were going to cinnabon. When my friend got a cup of water he turned around and accidentally bumped into this lady and spilled the whole cup all over her shirt and bra. He burst out into laughter and me and this other guy that was with us just walked away laughing it was so funny but fucking ridiculous. The girl that was there stayed to help but couldnt stop laughing. The people waiting in line could probably tell we were faded but the lady didnt seem to care to much. She was a little pissed tho. True story, short story and kinda stupid but it was extremely funny. So by now you probably get the gist of this thread. You post funny things that have happened when you were high from weed only. Stories about coke, tweak, shrooms, etc. dont belong here. Hope this thread is a success :)
 
When i was smokign in the bathroom, i turn, drop my glass peice into the toilet, it shatters, and i have to get all the glass out =P.
 
once my friend's friend came into town with a minivan :)
we had like 8 - 12 stoners taking acid and smoking bowls as we rolled all over town.. we also went to an abandoned mine tunnel and smoked way uinderground.. it was a madhouse down in those tunnels with people burning incense, running around, smoking things... lol...

good times.... :)
 
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