Carl Landrover
Bluelighter
Hey there friends, I'm wondering what y'all think of this situation regarding whether or not this stripper is interested in me? Yes, I just asked that. I am that dude. The dude who thinks strippers like him. I am that guy. I have no shame....usually disappoinment.
Even more than liking myself, strippers like money. Spread 'em wider: cha-ching! I've been to a few strip clubs now, at a few different places, so I am familiar with basic stripper mentality. They are at work and are trying to make you spend money on them, which can work better by coming on to you, the customer.
Anyways, my buddy is back home briefly before he moves to Japan, so we had a bit of a boys night out and went to the strip club. When we first sit down, the second girl that was dancing on stage starts talking to us a bit while she's still on stage. She gives a pretty good show, va-j-j! and that was that. Afterwards, I get a lap dance from another girl with a completely different shape. Even though she was pushing for more dances, it was obvious that I was just a customer. I think she said I was cute or something and she was trying to get me to jizz through my pants, but makes no difference. I rejoin my friends, have another drink, and watch more dances (some hot girls there tonight ya buddy
). The girl that had been talking to us earlier came back to dance again on the stage. She came over to us and talked a bit, but she stayed in front of me and 80% of her on stage time was with us, mainly me. 
She danced right in front of me and pulled my chair closer and then grabbed my dick. She then said that she's "always horny as fuck because she doesn't ever get any dick while working at this job". She seemed like she wanted me to buy a dance from her and even though the other strippers also wanted someone to buy them a dance this one was the only that grabbed my dick, so I felt that she had earned it. She's a go-getter, giving that extra 10%, those extra 5 fingers, and that earned it! 
Yahhh buddyyy!
So I bought a dance from her...well 4 actually
:D , but she only charged me for 3 because she had talked so much . It wasn't normal stripper type talk either. She told me her name and where she went to high school (she was older than me actually) and how she has this other job and started telling me stuff about her personal life. We even ended up talking about cross country for a bit after she noticed I was in good shape and I told her I run to stay fit. She was saying stuff about how she can't meet someone because it's hard to tell them that she strips and she said everyone that comes in to the club is grimy or a douche, but I seemed "different" (yah I know, I can see it now that it's in writing...classic strip club! Oy vey ). She did seem generally interested in hooking up with me or something and she took down my name and my phone number (though I didn't get hers ![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
). I guess they're not supposed to take customers numbers or give out their number so she had to do it on the downlow.
Here'e where I'm confused. She took my number after I paid her for the dances, so I don't know if she was just playing me for money or if she was actually interested. Or maybe it was that out of all the customers there, she would have preferred to give me a dance versus anyone else. If that were the case I'm confused with why she took my number, unless it was to give more credence to her act.
Midway through our conversation she did ask if she could kiss me, so we did kiss a little bit. Since I was hard from all the ass and tittie feeling, when no one was looking she got down on her knees and briefly put her mouth around my dick through the jeans, which was definitely a new thing from a stripper. I wasn't sure if I was just witnessing an intense high-end stripper move or something more? Love?
Time will obviously answer my question as she will either call or she won't call, but I'm wondering what anyone thinks about this. Was she genuinely interested? Was this most likely her trying to get money but preferring to get it from a clean-cut looking young guy versus some opposite-of-me?
The fairly obvious answer is that she is a stripper and wanted my sweet, hard money, and she got some. I threw a number of ones when she was on stage, so between those and the dances she probably got about $68 from me (each dance was $20). Yet I'm perplexed by the number thing. I don't get why she would take my number if she wasn't interested, but I don't know, I'm not a stripper! 8(
If she does call back, what should I do? Aside from tossing her some more of my sweet, hard bones. It didn't seem like she was looking for a boyfriend, more like someone she could hang out with and feel comfortable with doing so, so I might be more like a friends with benefits. Is that kind of gross though? You know cause of all the naked on other dudes things. I would definitely, definitely wear a condom. Personally I think it sounds awesome. I like how I would know what she looks like naked in advance, and I would like me some of that! It was like seeing a sweet preview, but now I really want to know what that tastes and feels like. Carl Landrover and The Stripper. That sounds like something that could happen. :D
Sparknotes:
Stripper gives more info than normal. Influences my penis. Gets my name and phone number. Does she like me or like, like me?
Even more than liking myself, strippers like money. Spread 'em wider: cha-ching! I've been to a few strip clubs now, at a few different places, so I am familiar with basic stripper mentality. They are at work and are trying to make you spend money on them, which can work better by coming on to you, the customer.
Anyways, my buddy is back home briefly before he moves to Japan, so we had a bit of a boys night out and went to the strip club. When we first sit down, the second girl that was dancing on stage starts talking to us a bit while she's still on stage. She gives a pretty good show, va-j-j! and that was that. Afterwards, I get a lap dance from another girl with a completely different shape. Even though she was pushing for more dances, it was obvious that I was just a customer. I think she said I was cute or something and she was trying to get me to jizz through my pants, but makes no difference. I rejoin my friends, have another drink, and watch more dances (some hot girls there tonight ya buddy
). The girl that had been talking to us earlier came back to dance again on the stage. She came over to us and talked a bit, but she stayed in front of me and 80% of her on stage time was with us, mainly me. She danced right in front of me and pulled my chair closer and then grabbed my dick. She then said that she's "always horny as fuck because she doesn't ever get any dick while working at this job". She seemed like she wanted me to buy a dance from her and even though the other strippers also wanted someone to buy them a dance this one was the only that grabbed my dick, so I felt that she had earned it. She's a go-getter, giving that extra 10%, those extra 5 fingers, and that earned it! Yahhh buddyyy!So I bought a dance from her...well 4 actually
:D , but she only charged me for 3 because she had talked so much . It wasn't normal stripper type talk either. She told me her name and where she went to high school (she was older than me actually) and how she has this other job and started telling me stuff about her personal life. We even ended up talking about cross country for a bit after she noticed I was in good shape and I told her I run to stay fit. She was saying stuff about how she can't meet someone because it's hard to tell them that she strips and she said everyone that comes in to the club is grimy or a douche, but I seemed "different" (yah I know, I can see it now that it's in writing...classic strip club! Oy vey ). She did seem generally interested in hooking up with me or something and she took down my name and my phone number (though I didn't get hers ). I guess they're not supposed to take customers numbers or give out their number so she had to do it on the downlow. Here'e where I'm confused. She took my number after I paid her for the dances, so I don't know if she was just playing me for money or if she was actually interested. Or maybe it was that out of all the customers there, she would have preferred to give me a dance versus anyone else. If that were the case I'm confused with why she took my number, unless it was to give more credence to her act.
Midway through our conversation she did ask if she could kiss me, so we did kiss a little bit. Since I was hard from all the ass and tittie feeling, when no one was looking she got down on her knees and briefly put her mouth around my dick through the jeans, which was definitely a new thing from a stripper. I wasn't sure if I was just witnessing an intense high-end stripper move or something more? Love?
Time will obviously answer my question as she will either call or she won't call, but I'm wondering what anyone thinks about this. Was she genuinely interested? Was this most likely her trying to get money but preferring to get it from a clean-cut looking young guy versus some opposite-of-me?
The fairly obvious answer is that she is a stripper and wanted my sweet, hard money, and she got some. I threw a number of ones when she was on stage, so between those and the dances she probably got about $68 from me (each dance was $20). Yet I'm perplexed by the number thing. I don't get why she would take my number if she wasn't interested, but I don't know, I'm not a stripper! 8(
If she does call back, what should I do? Aside from tossing her some more of my sweet, hard bones. It didn't seem like she was looking for a boyfriend, more like someone she could hang out with and feel comfortable with doing so, so I might be more like a friends with benefits. Is that kind of gross though? You know cause of all the naked on other dudes things. I would definitely, definitely wear a condom. Personally I think it sounds awesome. I like how I would know what she looks like naked in advance, and I would like me some of that!
It was like seeing a sweet preview, but now I really want to know what that tastes and feels like. Carl Landrover and The Stripper. That sounds like something that could happen. :DSparknotes:
Stripper gives more info than normal. Influences my penis. Gets my name and phone number. Does she like me or like, like me?
