Floating Zebra
Bluelighter
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- Apr 4, 2011
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I'm quite certain that most people on drugs have watched TV at least once during their trip, share your stories of how you were fucked over by your television.
So this once, I was tripping on some acid. Mid-trip, I decided to turn on my TV and watch a movie. I flip through a couple of channels, tripping balls while I do, and come across this movie "Kung fu hustle". There's this scene in the movie where this fat ass lady is slapping the fuck out this man on the face, again and again and again. I remember shitting bricks while watching the movie, The TV was coming out of its usual boundaries and I felt myself getting slapped on the face, again and again and again, these hands whipping the shit out of my cheeks. I started flipping out and screaming at the bitch, STOP! STOP!, and started running around my room, panting and trying to dodge her quick hands. I remember this one part when I saw her hand closing my face, trails of light freezing in their path, and I actually dodged her hand and clearly felt my hand pushing it out of the way. And this Chinese monologue echoing through my head, "You are too slow for the mighty red dragon".
So this once, I was tripping on some acid. Mid-trip, I decided to turn on my TV and watch a movie. I flip through a couple of channels, tripping balls while I do, and come across this movie "Kung fu hustle". There's this scene in the movie where this fat ass lady is slapping the fuck out this man on the face, again and again and again. I remember shitting bricks while watching the movie, The TV was coming out of its usual boundaries and I felt myself getting slapped on the face, again and again and again, these hands whipping the shit out of my cheeks. I started flipping out and screaming at the bitch, STOP! STOP!, and started running around my room, panting and trying to dodge her quick hands. I remember this one part when I saw her hand closing my face, trails of light freezing in their path, and I actually dodged her hand and clearly felt my hand pushing it out of the way. And this Chinese monologue echoing through my head, "You are too slow for the mighty red dragon".