Cold
Greenlighter
- Joined
- Nov 24, 2010
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- 27
Now I plan on joining the force after I obtain my Associates degree. Where I live, the fastest (as well as the most dangerous) way to make detective is through the Narcotics Unit. Narcotics narcotics narcotics. My job is to know every single motherfucking thing about drugs, drug users, drug dealers, drug buyers, anything and everything drugs. I study the behavior of druggies. I study how druggies write. I study how druggies sell. I study how druggies walk, talk, sleep, act, shit, fuck etc. What does this have to do with Marijuana? Well here's the thing. You can bring me any sorry bastard that's addicted to any sorry ass drug, and I'll tell you spot on what he's addicted too, and maybe in the future, when I'm good enough, I'll give you a little psychological theory on when and how he got addicted to that drug, but where I really get lost is with weed. Some people are so fucking good at hiding their high, I just can't tell if their high or not. I've met dozens of stoners, and I could never really tell if they were high. They have the works to prevent a good read, Eye drops, Cologne/sprays, breathmints, etc. It's the one thing I struggle with. I can never properly and confidently detect somebody if they're high on weed. They are either far too good at hiding it in public, or maybe I just suck at it. Or both. Any suggestions on how I could improve my stoner detector?%)
