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Mailmonkey

Mailmonkey

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sorry was just looking for an image for the living room thread, not sure we've got a Jubilee thread yet.

MSB, you're more than welcome :D

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I thought you liked a good party, MM. Especially one that brings in a bit of dough.
 
I quite liked Fiesta meself. Suitably cheesy. Guessing you were a poshboy liking Mayfair, Mr SB ;)

Choice and availability of wank material wasn't quite what it is for da yootz ov today when I were a fresh-faced young wanker though. We had to make do with whatever we could bully the local spoddy Bigger Boy into buying for us mostly. That and foraging for hedgepr0n.

EDIT: Razzle ftw <3 (thanks for reminding me of the title I forgot, MM)
 
MSB, you're a twat, (as I've previously insinuated) when you were a teenager there was the internet.
When I was a teenager I relied on stashs of found hedgeporn.

Fiesta and razzle were commonplace.

whitehouse was a bit of a special find.

but youstruck gold if you found a color climax.

mayfair was one of the lamest in the 80's
 
Epsom Derby be the high-point of the weekend. Plenty of drinks, powder and barbecued meat, and occasionally staggering to the betting stands to lose some money.
 
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It's an odd thing, MM - as much as I <3 Motorhead it's just not quite the cover it should've been. Lemmy was clearly in the early stages of meth comedown cos it's way too slow and lacking in balls for what should be a match made in heaven :(

Saying that, cos it's Motorhead - and cos that's such a corker of a tune - it's still fuckin' great :D
 
Mailmonkey said:
MSB, you're a twat, (as I've previously insinuated) when you were a teenager there was the internet.
When I was a teenager I relied on stashs of found hedgeporn.

Fiesta and razzle were commonplace.

whitehouse was a bit of a special find.

but youstruck gold if you found a color climax.

mayfair was one of the lamest in the 80's
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When I say teenager I mean when I was about 10 lol. I remember hedge porn. One time we ran upto a piece of porn on the pavement all excited and it was 2 guys bumming LOL. Properly trolled by the pavement porn there... Another time I bought a few off of my friend who took them from under his dads bed, and I stuffed them up my shirt and rode as fast as I could to the camp. On the way one started to slip so I grabbed it and fell off, landing flat on my face and cascading porn all over the pavement in front of this middle aged guy and his young children. I had tears in my eyes as I quickly stuffed the porn back up my shirt while I was covered in blood and the guy was asking if I was alright hahaha. Sadly I didn't check the goods when I bought them and it turned out they were vintage pornos and all the women were hairy as fuck! Even when I was a teenager alone time with the computer wasn't much use because on 56k it took about 10-20 minutes per image.
 
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