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So bad it's good

goatofthenever

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What movies have you seen that were so horrible bad they still have entertainment value by comedy or however else?I guess this would be why Ed Wood is so famous, although I've never seen "plan 9 from outer space".


"Storm Trooper"
This movie comes on cinemax or showtime every once in a while. I randomly turned it on while stoned one day and it took about half an hour to realize it wasn't a comedy but an attempt at a legitamite action movie. This movie has it all bad acting, absurd dialog, cliched story. The story isn't even just one cliched copy, it's like the writer took every shity action plot and squeezed in as many as he could. One of the best comedies I've seen, but the bottom of the barrel when it comes to action. Just don't watch it sober.
 
strom trooper had some nice nudity, but denise richards didnt get in on it, god damn shes so hot

me and my brother watch a lot of TV and TNT always plays these Wesley Snipes Tommy Lee Jones movies. Now Wesley Snipes is a convict and he escapes but is really innocent and Tommy Lee Jones' character is tryin to catch him. now i wouldnt be mentioning this except there are atleast 3 movies excatly like this with the same 2 characters and on a stoned day it gets really confsuing becuase your not sure which one it is. i hope someone else has watched cuz its great fun.

Also any Steven Segal movies are so bad that they are good. If you havent noticed he always plays the same Black leather coat wearing, pony tailed, nice fat out-of-shape guy. who is terrible at martial arts, cant act or change facial expressions, always has the same tone of voice. yet some how, everytime i see one of his god awful movies on TV, i end up watching it all. I dont know if im mesmerized by his beaty little eyes, or his horrible kung foo, of slow karate chops and accidental spins but somehow the guy made that many movies. so he must be doin somethin right
 
Dolemite, and The Human Tornado... Rudy Ray Moore is the answer that one finds at the end of the existential dilemma, you rat-soup-eating motherfucker!
 
jml0423 said:
and TNT always plays these Wesley Snipes Tommy Lee Jones movies. Now Wesley Snipes is a convict and he escapes but is really innocent and Tommy Lee Jones' character is tryin to catch him.
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it's called 'US marshals,' and it's the sequel to the fugitive (which is worth watching).
 
Blood Sport and Lion's Heart are two classics from Van Damme.

Troll I and Troll II, the latter was playing at my favorite bar one night, and while the audio was off, I couldn't take my eyes off the screen the whole time. Classic B movie.

Anything with Bruce Campbell.
 
Yeah TBS is my "hangover station". Kickboxer and Bloodsport come to mind. I can't remember which one is which. In one he avenges his brother in a tournament, and in the other he's fighting in tournament (but no avenging).

but when Van Damme is concerned nothing compares to "Legionaire"

here's a few classic lines/scenes:

"I don't crash the canvas for anyone"
"I'd like you to meet my two friends Joulo and screw-you"
"I thought you said the legion was a family?!?!?!" "Don't tell me about the legion!"
-the flamming match that doesn't go out
-and a few hilarious death scenes that are supposed to be moving.
 
haha i love the one when hes fightin in the tournment against the crazed chinese guy and he throws stuff in van dammes eyes and he beats him blind.. classic movie
 
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I am a sucker for B sci-fi movies, like Tremors.
 
Pretty much anything made by Troma.

Pretty much any movie that stars Dolph Lungren

And I LOVE TROLL!!!
 
AxL BLaZe said:
I am a sucker for B sci-fi movies, like Tremors.
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Mate, Tremors is not a "so bad it's good" movie - it's a work of unadulterated comedy genius!

One of the most outrageously entertaining & knowingly tongue-in-cheek films I've ever seen, it's criminally overlooked by the majority of people IMO (although it has quite the cult following, so it evens out).

I love it! =D
 
smotpoker said:
Pretty much anything made by Troma
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I love Troma movies!. Terror Firmer and Tromeo And Juliet are two of my favourites.
Anyhow, I think Showgirls would get my vote. I've never seen such OTT acting in my life!. Whenever I need cheering up this crap never fails to lift my spirits.
 
I love unabashedly bad movies...

Some faves, IMO:

--Amazon Women on the Moon
--Bloodsport
--The Scorpion King
--The Mummy 2
--High Strung
--Armageddon
--Independence Day
--Masters of the Universe
--The Godson
--Mafia!
--Spy Hard

And so many others...along with my best of the worst: Kung-Pow!
 
Tremors was a staple of my childhood, I love the movie (2 and 3 were ehh).

Big Trouble in Little China
 
Assassins starring Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas as dueling assassins. Antonio Banderas is so bad in this movie. At one point he takes two oranges, puts one on top of a fence and then shoots it from a window with his sniper rifle, turns to the other orange and says, "I just killed your brother." It's so terrible that it actually comes full cirlce and becomes great.
 
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