Sketchiest pickups?

[andy85258]

Weve all had em, those times where your like "fuck ill be surprised if no one saw this go down".

I think the sketchiest pickup i ever went to was going with a couple friends to buy an 8th in some other part of town. Turns out this dude wants us to meet him at a fucking high school parking lot of all places. So we go, cause we couldn't find it anywhere else so we drive to the parking lot of this school. Keep in mind it's broad daylight on a weekday and all these ppl are walking around outside, including teachers and staff out there taking a break or whatever.

As we pull in we these some teachers just staring at our car until we park in a space then we dont see them anymore. We wait for probably 20 mins or so for this dude to finally come out. All the while were just parked in the middle of this lot, looking shady as fuck and sitting there with our thumbs up our asses. Constantly watching out for the freaking staff who def call the cops to give us a legal ass raping for doing this in a school zone. After we get our shit we pull out of the lot again and see some teachers/staff just staring at our car as we leave. Like they knew something just went down.

Never been more relieved to leave anywhere in my life. Surprised we didn't get fucking pulled over and arrested on the way back.

 

[fuzzydoodle]

Damn that's some crazy Shit! Why in the fuck would he think to go to a school while it's in session of all times and places?? Lol that's just asking for it! I can imagine your relief when you finally got out of there.

As for the topic I have done deals in many a places, one really stands out though. One of my dope boys worked at cheddar's and he told me to pick up over there because he was on the clock. I assumed he would just run out to the car right quick or have me come in the back or something, but no, this crazy ass had me come in the front and served me right there in front of the hostess stand. Like wtf?? Just blatantly obvious, he gave zero fucks lol!

 

[xstayfadedx]

The most recent one was picking up over 7 grams of ketamine in front of the train station in Philly... I mean right in the open. The kid took the train in... then got into the back seat. We took out the test kit... and tested it right there. It was good and he hopped out and immediately caught the last train home. It was after midnight. Right when we left the headlights weren't on and a cop pulled right behind us because he was leaving too..his lights went on, but then he shut them off because we realized our lights were off and put them on. So maybe he got confused and thought they were off, but then noticed they weren't. So he didn't pull us over.

/it was worth it because I got that all for less than two grams of ketamine priced at the club. The dude couldn't sell it and wanted money to buy molly so he could flip it lol

However, the sketchiest of all time was picking up heroin when I was 18 with an acquaintance. I told her how it was too sketchy and we should leave. I wrote about it on here before. Well, I am not writing the story out again, but it lead to us being robbed for $80 at gun point. I remember crying when I got home.

 

[SKL]

Being lazy I'm just going to quote two old posts of mine but they are good ones IMNSHO, slightly expanded

I had gone out to a remote rural cabin to deliver some goods to this really degenerate family of hillbillies, this is in really rural (as in may as well be in Kentucky) upstate New York, the recipients consisted of the paterfamilias, who was on disability due to brain damage sustained in some kind of snowmobiling accident, and his two young kids who he nonetheless shared his drugs with, really weird, fucked up scene. His main thing was crack but he had an especial love for LSD. My ride was this neo-Nazi skinhead I knew through a friend, pretty cool guy and I wasn't about judging people by their ideology or their scene. So it was this really weird set of people, only thing we had in common was a shared love of hard drugs and acid.

So after fixing, we all dropped a bit, and agreed to trade off on the soundtrack, first was some heavy metal from the residents, then some white power music from my ride, none of which was doing too good for my state of mind. I took a little Valium, and before I knew it, it was my turn, and I put [The Grateful Dead Movie] on, and it was smooth sailing 'till morning. Then we found ourselves snowed in ... and the fun continued. Snowed in as in this remote ass doublewide was accessible only by snowmobile and I wound up having to call my boy to pick me up after we'd spent the rest of the day smoking crack, shooting dope, and drinking Old Crow ... once the drugs were gone and my ride showed up I could barely hold onto the snowmobile and basically had to be lashed down or so I'm told.

I slept for a good few solid days after that one. And the couple of bucks I earned for this whole excursion, of course, gone on crack, heroin, and throwing my friend a bone for picking me up or else I would've been stuck in said doublewide for probably a week unless I felt like walking halfway across D------- county. This was necessary because I had school in the morning. Oh, to be young and country again. And wherever I go, whatever may happen in life, I will always love the Grateful Dead.

One time [a few years after the above story, we'd grown up a bit I guess] we were in a sleazy low rent motel doing some kind of business, what drug we were transacting for escapes me at the moment and is immaterial -- this is a solid decade or more ago, a time when I mostly hung out with some seriously shady individuals: small town pill junkies, trailer park crackheads, wp skinheads and the like -- and as I was saying in another thread the passage of the statue of limitations is going to allow me to tell a hell of a lot more amusing stories on bluelight -- the dude we're doing business with is sitting in the chair, we're kind of slouched against the wall, and we can see his woman lying in bed covered up in the sheets, she starts moaning and saying "babe, hit me again." So the dude is like, excuse me for a second, and takes what was probably a 25g x 1½" x 3cc out of a little black leather bag, loads it up with vet-ket, and gives her an injection right in the gluteal, then comes back to us and finishes the business. We were youngsters at the time and didn't really know what the fuck to make of all that, but we got out of there quick. It's a vivid memory.

 

[fuzzydoodle]

Damn dude, stories like that make me so freaking nervous! Like literally my heart was pounding for you as I was reading your post!! Lol

I've been pulled over by a cop "alleging" that I was driving without my headlights on, but I know for a fact I had them on. My lights turn on automatically and i don't think you can even turn them off without shutting off the car (or at least if you can turn them off i don't know how! Lol). However, I got lucky though, it was my second time getting pulled over in 2 days, I had been drinking, and I had empty alcohol containers in the floorboard of the passenger seat!

The cop even asked me what was in the paper bag and I just told him garbage lol I was sooo scared because at that point i had never even gotten so much as a speeding ticket! I played it cool though and he ended up just giving me a warning, thank God!! That situation could have turned out soo much worse!

I apologize for the longish post and being quite off topic, but I'm buzzing off my tramadol and this shit makes me super chatty! ?

 

[andy85258]

Damn that's some crazy Shit! Why in the fuck would he think to go to a school while it's in session of all times and places?? Lol that's just asking for it! I can imagine your relief when you finally got out of there.

As for the topic I have done deals in many a places, one really stands out though. One of my dope boys worked at cheddar's and he told me to pick up over there because he was on the clock. I assumed he would just run out to the car right quick or have me come in the back or something, but no, this crazy ass had me come in the front and served me right there in front of the hostess stand. Like wtf?? Just blatantly obvious, he gave zero fucks lol!

idk why we chose to go to a school of all places, it still pisses me off to this day when i think about the utterly retarded and sketchy people i used to hang with. And the the bs we had to go through just to get some fricken pot.

 

[placid space]

Yeah, some people are so freakin annoyingly stupid. But when you have only that connect and the person wouldnt listen to reason what do you do? If its pot you say f+ck I suppose but if youre about to w/d... I had this dumba+s connect that wouldnt meet anywhere if it consisted the smallest effort on his part. And then one day, he was especially lazy (people stop looking over their shoulder if all is well for a time and thats exactly what cops are waiting for) woulndt even walk 20 yards. had me wait directly in front of his building. My gut feeling was screaming at me but I was already there and was consoling myself that Ill soon be gone as usual. Of course as I left,a few corners later (and I was watching behind) an undercover cop starts flashing their lights at me. One of the worst days of my life.

Trust your gut. Do what you can to get rid of a stupid dealer. I kept going to that guy cause he had really good sh+t and it was always correct weight. But he was so so ignorant and dumb and I was always so anxious when meeting with him but I didnt heed my instincts.

 

[Invisible Helper]

Lol wasn't this an old thread an I see a few reposts .