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Salvia - first time getting anything out of it - something has me by the balls!

looda

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Indianapolis, IN
Whoa.

This is the first time I've gotten anything from salvia, but maybe my 5th time smoking it...I used butane lighters and took HUUUUUUGE rips from bongs before, but only this time did it work. Claimed 20x, and I'm no salvia expert, so I'll just trust it. Made a homemade bong from a water bottle and a plastic pen, packed a bowl, cashed it in one hit, held it in for 30 seconds and I look to my friend A and say "What the fuck, what a waste, nothing happened." It's too late for me.

T+0:30 seconds - as I exhale, something comes from the depths below and strongly grabs ahold of me...and I can only describe it as some divine hand grabbing me by the balls. Startling, but not intimidating or scary to me. I wasn't expecting this at all. I start walking in place in the hot tub we were in, and as I look up to the trees, I see helicopter rotors and various other mechanical objects replacing the branches on the trees...and they're spinning so fast they're on fire. I am thoroughly fucked at this point.

T+0:05 minutes - during the last 4 or so minutes (in real time, it felt more like 15-20 minutes) I have been staring at the trees, walking in place in the hot tub, and answering my cell phone, telling the parents to donate to the PTA fund. I start cracking up as the salvia wears off and I realize how fucked up I am/was. I check my phone - it was off. I was talking to a phone that was off, claiming I was the head of my 4000-student school's PTA...which doesn't even exist.

That's all I remember; for all I know, that was a hallucination and what really happened I'll never know about. This was cool, but I don't suggest doing it without knowing it WILL fuck you up if used right. I was expecting to get some minor visual distortions, but salvia was INSANE. Expect to experience something like you never have before if you give it a shot.
 
Yeah, salvia is an utterly insaine experience..no joke. It gets stronger every time. I just take 1 fat bowl of 10X, no torch lighter needed..hell, even a match will do. I dont think the ancient shamans had torch lighters......

anyways, the deeper I dive, the scarier it gets, but its a really good teacher too. I'm starting to figure out this chem more, but since everytime i try it again, i experience PURE TERROR...and this is comming from a guy that's smoked over a gram of 5-meo-dmt.

There seems to be the same underlying theme every time that i haven't really been able to grasp the true meaning of yet.....it turns me into a 3 year old, and i have a flash of feelings from that age, and Disneyland vibes are always present somehow....The most noticable aspect is that it totally envelopes my body, and i dissolve into my own psyche mixed with this fucking insaine yet divine plant......it definately talks to me....literally, it talks to me.........this is one drug i will never lose interest in, as i dont think i will ever figure it out.
 
salvia is horrific, i hate its realm been there on several occasions and have had not many interesting insights comparing it to shrooms. Eating salvia with syrian rue might be interesting or just plain horrible,

thanks for the report
 
In a hot tub... truly wreckless.

Salvia has the power to grab you by a lot more than your balls... When I'm under its influence, its not uncommon for me to move around, I even ran out of my house one time to get away from that very body high you speak of...

I suggest next time you do this, avoid the hot tub. Salvia isn't a toy and WILL kick your ass if you disrespect it.
 
intriguing

My friend smoked me some of this in his pipe on the way to the club... and geezis .........it was insanely intense. I've realized INSANE and other words of the same genre being used here. ....soo soo true
positively no other way to describe it .....different every time
...doesnt last very long though, ...kinda whoozy at the end of the trip

Don't know the strength ( % ), but from what i was told... its legal here.
I could be wrong ...Ebay used to have listings for sale of Salvia.

I believe it was bought at a local paper/bong/hemp type shop here in southern ontario, Canada.
 
Salivia is legal so far in u.s. & canada.

yeah i've never got off all the way on salvia, the feelings i have had on it so far scare me a bit, because of the total unpredictability. i got some small visuals before, all the houses looked like they were vacuum sealed in saran wrap, i couldn't stand up, everything went sideways, and i was droolin everywhere... i will try it again soon, when the time is right :) those tingle things that run up and down your arms really are freaky...

looda that's so funny you were talking on your phone and the phone was off!! ha !
 
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